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“Honey, you know how I told you my boss is always teasing me to give him a lap dance? Well, today I pretended to give him one.” “What? You gave your boss a lap dance!!! Naked?” “No of course not silly. How could you even ask that?
Baby, your boss really knows how to treat a woman, how to transform an aloof wife into a submissive bitch in heat. But I’m still your princess and I want to hear you asking him to fuck me, to take my pussy in front of you.
Anonymous asked you: I don’t know who you are per say. But knowing your into dominance makes me so fucking wet. I can’t stop fanasizing how amazing you probably are. God I want you to tease me, so good, make me beg for it. fucking choke
Really quickly. WHAT FUCKING CONTRAPTION IS THIS AND WHERE/FOR HOW MUCH CAN I BUY ONE?! -Y Completely serious, if you know what this thing is called, please shoot us an ask or fanmail and let me know.
grahamcrackersandlungs: A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” The scorpion says, “Because if I do, I will die too.”
yoursexysister: I walked in on my brother with his girlfriend. I asked her if she wanted me to show her how he likes it…. ;) Lil sis knows how I like it and how I love it!!!!
incestposts: My husband is begging me to fuck my ass. I just don’t let him. He does not know how to do it. My father never asks, just put his big cock in my ass and fucks it until he cums. That is how a woman should be treated!
thesaint-thesinner: That’s it, girl. Just one finger. Yes, I know that your clit is almost painfully sensitive. Yes, I know how difficult it’ll be to control yourself this way. But you will. For me.What if you cum, you ask? Let’s just say I have
NSFW: I’m a naughty girl! I want you to smell me. I want you to taste me. I want you to know just how turned on I get when I think about you cleaning my dirty panties with your mouth. Let me satisfy you. Asking ษ (plus shipping) to start. Add-ons
Mmmm this mud pit is so wonderful! How about sinking in with me, and maybe into me she asks. I don’t know how I got my clothes off so fast, but there was no way I was missing out on that!
How many of you are locked right now?I’m curious as to how many of my followers are locked in chastity right now…If you are, send me an ask telling me why you’re locked up, who locked you, how long you’ve been locked, and if you know how
Oh honey, you know it’s Jerome’s office and I dress the way he tells me to. Tell me, is it making your cage hurt? Do you want to ask him for an early release? I love how he makes you beg. Go ahead, go beg him for me.
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leftclausewitz: omny87: omny87: Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long
cremsie: I really don’t want to spam y’all’s dashes with my asks and answers, but I want y’all to know I am so overwhelmed by joy to see so many asks telling me about how much my comic has made them happy. That’s all I’ve ever wanted to do
bdeblueyes:joyousgard:“ao3 should have an algorithm” ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functionsyou know what’s better than an algorithm? other
I’m sorry darling I know orgasms are important to you. But how can I keep a straight face when you ask for one as if there was the slightest chance of me saying yes? Usual punishment for asking. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Image Credit:
flr-captions: I’m sorry darling I know orgasms are important to you. But how can I keep a straight face when you ask for one as if there was the slightest chance of me saying yes? Usual punishment for asking. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Image
kitty-in-training:kitty-in-training: You all kept asking for some pictures of me…….let me know what you think :p How naughty of me. Ooppps and what an amazing first photoset it is kitty-in-training :) that last picture very naughty :p
tylerknott: How do you know to greet the morning, or is the morning speaking through you as you greet me? Does the sunrise trigger your voice, or your voice it’s light? Know that I ask these questions, know that I believe the secret to all things
therunnersam: Hundreds of you have been asking to buy these, I won’t ask why…message me if you’re interested so I can know how many to have ready
zborskii: therunnersam: Hundreds of you have been asking to buy these, I won’t ask why…message me if you’re interested so I can know how many to have ready I just need to know WHERE to buy them
unclefather: If you ever want to know how bad something is, ask a kid. They’re weirdly honest. I just asked a 6 year old to smell an old blanket and tell me what it smells like and he said “can I say a cuss?” And I told him to go ahead and he said
ask-googlechrome: nilaresnin: i didnt know browsers had this option but it pleases me very much That’s totally how it happened. ((Also there was supposed to be a 4th panel to this which I decided to make because I was bored but it ended up horribly
ask-rarity-and-pinkie: I can’t remember how long it took before Celestia figured out a way to bring me back…. I was floating out there for quite a while, you know. It’s all a blur…. Well, I hope this answers your question, darlings <3 ~Rarity
ask-dinky-dawberry-doo: Well, my muffinbots know how to play a game of Snap-Dragon. They rarely win aganist me, though XD X3 Hee! And hey, I learned a thing! …almost want to play it now owO
ask-humming-way: ask-jade-shine: That boy needs therapy. ((I told you it was canon)) I don’t know how but she can! Surely there must be other birds around your area with such great talents. You have to show them to me! Oh, I’m not sure if it’s
ask-peppermint-pattie: Wow crazy day today. Glad to know my treats are getting out there though! I’m so glad Mama let’s me sell them at the store, she’s the greatest. ((Holy cow! These took me forever! I love how they came out though!)) x3
ask-nemo-von-silver:“Haahh.. hnnn… you-you always know how to please me..”asksketchyskylar Unf~
ask-googlechrome:This one took me a while to finish. +1 internet if you get the James Bond reference. Also Chrome doesn’t know how to tie proper knots.Featuring the Time Mistress (originally was going to be Orange Juice Pony but she closed her blog)and
ask-the-little-misfit-filly: “You don’t know how much that means to me! I’ve been called tricky many times, sneaky half a dozen, maybe even cute once or twice by half-blind ponies, but never hardcore!” D’awww~ >w<
ask-summereve: Why did I even open my big mouth? I don’t know how to make one! D;Featuring: ask-acepony!The mod behind that blog has been on me about drawing with thicker lines for months so I tried it out, what do you guys think? >w<
ask-bunnytam: Oh my!! What have I gotten myself into?! Zangy and I snuck into Aki’s Magic Workshop and found a weird plant growing in a box! Had NO CLUE it was a tentie!! And how was I supposed to know licking them makes them grow?! Zang dared me!!
ask-louvely:Dusty: Some others ponies want eat me, maybe?Dusty is a big sister, she knows how to deal with little monsters. x3
ask-shaula: klaffycloudy: @ Ask-shaulait’s just a prank broit’s just a prankor my bad humor sorry //Oh my gosh! Klaffy how do you know me so well!?!?! This is so amazing, thank you! <3 I’m making this canon! x3
rockingstairs: commander-of-blood: dumbfandomrambling: fuck this turns me on Erwin: The Three-Dimensional Maneuver gear; how did you learn to use it? (He’s literally asking: How do you know how to use the 3DMG I have on) Levi: You asshole! This
asking-the-death: You need a private talk?Just message me !:) I know how you feel Jessica Lange!
dancing-in-eden: A guy at work once told me, “I wish you didn’t know how hot you are”. I laughed and asked why. He said, “Because when girls like you know how sexy you are, you have all the power.” Remember that, ladies.
unclefather:If you ever want to know how bad something is, ask a kid. They’re weirdly honest. I just asked a 6 year old to smell an old blanket and tell me what it smells like and he said “can I say a cuss?” And I told him to go ahead and he said
daddybearandbabybear: Oh my goodness! Daddybear loves me so much. He’s so cute! (⌒▽⌒) I love that he knows just how to make me feel better. I couldn’t ask for anything more. He’s the best I could even ask for! I love you Daddy! Thankies!
busty-club: I am so horny today! Would you like to touch me? I ASKED MOM IF SHE COULD PUT THIS OUTFIT ON FOR ME SO I CAN SEE HOW SHE LOOKS IN IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT, SHE LOOKS HOT AND SLUTTY AS USUAL BUT NEVERTHELESS GREAT. MOM SAID SO HOW DO YOU LIKE
hold-on-to-the-neck: Anonymous asked you: I don’t know who you are per say. But knowing your into dominance makes me so fucking wet. I can’t stop fanasizing how amazing you probably are. God I want you to tease me, so good, make me beg for
thatchickari: it’s cute how many guys i know have asked to see me without my shirt on. it’s cuter how i’m posting this for a bunch of strangers. it’s even better how many people who actually know me would be able to identify me by my bracelet
whatg0es0n: One time when I used to work at disney, i asked this kid Jimmy was his ethnicity is, but I didn’t know how to word it so I asked him “so what kind of Asian are you” and then he got mad at me, and then I made him go on a date with my
fuckyeahrileyreid: When Mr. Crude saw what Riley was wearing he asked, “Riley, do I see a thong under your shorts?”She looked back at him and replied, “Yep!”“Why?” he asked.“Because I know how much cum you leave inside me and didn’t want
scntrx: Send me an ask. Let me know how your day went. Let me know how you’re feeling, tell me your favourite song, tell me about the person you’re in love with. Tell me something.
movingalan: dear supernatural writers, i don’t ask you for much - in fact, i don’t ask you for anything at all, because i know you know how to do your jobs - but could you please do me a solid just this one time don’t kill kevin tran please don’t
nothing makes me feel as good as afghan food does and you know you have afghan customers when they tell me to finish eating and start asking how my mom and dad are…when they don’t even know me or my mom or dad. they just know I’m
hotlilteach:How about a little tease on a Monday morning? Let me know if you like it with your comments, likes, reblogs and tips!Want to see more? Message me and ask how to get the uncensored version… Gorgeous
They keep asking why being in a library gets me off. Because knowledge is power. I know exactly how to control any boy now. So really…How could the library NOT get me off?Happy National Reading Day!
amaranthdesires:yes but how do I politely ask a femme to put me on a leash… For real tho all I know is if I ask the only thing that can happen is thell never talk with me again
loveshykitten: I know, I know. I asked this question before and although I rarely take requests, I’d like to have an idea of what you want to see. Therefore, please let me know, what kind of pictures you would love to see. Also how do you like these
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