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Anon, I barely know how my own donger works, let alone how they look on a girl. I bet they’re monstrous and would make me feel self-concious
breakmelikeimyourgirl: He’ll never know how long ive been here on the floor like this, with my head on the ground and my ass in the air. If he asked me i would tell him, but he doesnt care so he wont ask x … i can feel myself getting wet again thinking
myaddicktion: “Your husband asked me to quickly text you a video so you’d know what a real mans cock looked like, I guess he thinks you don’t know. Anyway got to go… and fuck him with it.”This is how he gets back at me for working late, or
txmac5911: hard-cock: http://hard-cock.tumblr.com/ask - ask me shit. The Quiet Voice; You know how much I love the hugging sensation…
misogynystyle: Somebody asked me what’s so great about pink lip gloss like this. It’s a way to show your purpose. When your lips are so ridiculously pink everyone knows your purpose is to be a vessel for cum. Similar to how everyone knows when a
THANK YOU JASPER FOR SENDING ME THOSE LOVE LETTERS <333I know u love me soooo much since u’ve sent me two X3((and I’m so sorry I didn’t respond earlier omfg I so wanted to draw some sort of response ;w; ))
yurifruit i think i know the artist ur talkin about. Does…It was me, bxxxubbles, and I’d appreciate if you didnt vagueblog about me thanks :/// (��)How could u lmaoI THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!get on skype, imma yell @ u lolalso, this topic
Did you know that when you ask me to bring you a glass of wine, how it gets delivered is dependent on the tone you use when you ask? The friendly polite voice gets it delivered in a mostly vanilla fashion. From there we move to bowing at the waist slightl
stylesfancy: how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms
incorrect48quotes: Uuka: Shu, what’s your favorite constellation? Shu: Ugh… What? Why are you asking me about constipation?? How would I know? Uuka: I was actually asking about constellations…
i like trying on nice clothes once in a while but i know that if i wear it to school people will question me by asking why im wearing a skirt or heels or tights when its winter and look at me as if im crazy and then i feel stupid
greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
321. First of all, well played kicking this back to me like that. I have followed you for quite a while now, and you were one of the first people that started following me that got me legitimately excited when it happened. I miss seeing you on my dash
lekpa: ticcy-tx: hana-keijou: princeofcardgames: I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels. This… Is how ever artist is - whether we draw, write or even roleplay… Our characters speak to us, they let us know how they
blacklongfellow: My son, Malcolm, asked me to teach him how to swim. Ashamed, I had to tell him I didn’t know how to swim. So, we decided to take lessons together. It was cool learning to swim along with my boy. Plus, I really started to notice
onlyshecums: “You may lick all your desires away, but any time you want permission to fuck it, all you have to do is ask me to prepare it as sloppy seconds first.” No matter how great his pride or jealousy, she knows eventually he’ll ask it. The
overlordzeon: So I got this program called Blender and been messing around with the Nina model. At first, I couldn’t handle the controls because I don’t know how to utilize it. However, I asked endlessillusionx for some help and he teached me how
somebody asked me today how my day was going, and I told them that it was going fine, i just wished I was deadand they wanted to know how the day could be going fine and yet i still wished for death.like the two are mutually exclusive or something
billythomas: “My Dad likes me as girly a possible, you know,” my friend Sam said with a laugh in the playground. “How’d you mean?” I asked him. “Oh, you know; I keep my legs and arse completely shaven, make sure my cock is out of sight. I
I hope people have hung onto my early texts/asks from when I started Battle Tendency. Because so many of them were me going “I don’t know……. Joseph’s not Jonathan……….. I don’t know if I like
godmuva: Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am Not gettin some dick but you know… Maybe catchin
jacensolodjo: ask-finny: official-sachsen-anhalt: trapperweasel: ethanredotter: trapperweasel: I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know
crowclawroyal: All of y'all have been going crazy over my ass and you lovely followers have been curious about how the girls look. Here are my 30 C cup boobies. But ask me questions on this post. I would love to know my followers better. Ask all the
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dirtroadbandit2: black-woman-dominating-white-man: *o*🍆 I don’t know how to ask to suck a Blackman to let me suck his cock ! Please tell me how to go about it and i will gladly take a few down my throat
lord-shrooms: @deadlyrue giving me a mid-afternoon blowjob. She knows how to make me cum on queue when she asks me to. My wife just happened to start the same thing :))
lord-shrooms: @deadlyrue giving me a mid-afternoon blowjob. She knows how to make me cum on queue when she asks me to. The shirt cums off the cum starts to flow!!! And Boom goes Lord-shrooms
tomhiddlesun: glasses-of-doom: the-silence: my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’ I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina.
demond4n: People ask me in the chat how I feel about Scarlett Johansson with short hair, they tell me shes ugly now and that it was a mistake for her to do it.I think you all know my response…I was also asked to fake her a little bit nerdy.P.S Ghost
sweetlysexual: I adore being asked to touch myself in front of him, when he says ‘show me how you touch yourself when you think of me’. I always hesitate knowing that touching myself is forbidden without permission. But he encourages me, ‘go ahead,
lezbi-in-lovee: I do NOT want dick pics as submissions. I run a lesbian blog. Think before you ask (to the bunches of people asking me if I wanted dick pics) Men only know how to think with their dicks, therefore Men don’t think at all.
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My “friend” in Alaska called me up, asking me if I knew how long the police could hold her husband before releasing or charging him. Right because I totally know this shit. It was only til she talked the ever loving shit out of me that she
gripes: im laughing so hard my mom just grounded me bc she asked me to order a pizza online and u know how they ask u for ur name well i put first name “lo” last name “ser” and she walked in and they were like “hey loser” and she was confused
janes-nature-garden: janes-nature-garden: ASK ME Questions weird or not, reblog me also I don’t know how to do makeup yet for those who missed it, RBLOG ME <3
goldenpoc: initiala: I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude. You know what’s the worse. When people be like,
popcorn-taffy: julyninths: It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I???????????????????? ask game: tell me how i come
nightram: excuse me while i cry at the goddamn compression, wow. i don’t really know what else to do with this, so I’m gonna call it done. but yeah, enecola asked me to draw how qunari!me would look so here we are!
the-silence: my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’ I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina.
nastyboz: makingfagpussy: Yah, bitch, I wanted to see how far I could take this. Guess I know. Fags. Ruff fuck. Follow me on Tumblr @NASTYBOYZ! SUBMIT YOUR PICS ASK ME ANYTHING ARCHIVE RANDOM NASTYBOYZ POST SEND ME EMAIL KiK me @ Nastyboyz82
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howtokillasuperhero: How ya like me now? Wanna know more about How to Kill a Superhero? Send me a Tumblr question or ask me on Twitter at @pablogreene.
for-ever-invisible: So many people ask me what’s wrong and why I feel so low, but most of the time it’s hard to explain how I feel. How can I explain how and what I’m feeling if I don’t know or understand myself? It’s so frustrating when people
iwantineedideserve: In my limited experience, few men know how totoucha nipple. How to caress it, how to titillate those nerve endings. Rather, they grab and smoosh, which can be great, but ah, those nerve endings. A man asked me once how I liked my
sublittlelaura: Ta-da! ♡ ♡ ♡ I missed you guys! And if you also missed me you should ask me about private Skype shows or custom videos/photos/whatevers. Not that I know what I’m doing , of course, but you know how girls just wanna have
aaaa i will answer the rest of my asks/au fics tomorrow!! thank u for sending them in! ;/w/; i appreciate them a lot sdfDG♥ and for those that wanted to send an on-going fic, let me know how long it would/will be so i know if i should post it altogether
the-erl-queen: I have such a longing for intimacy. Like hold me, touch my body like it belongs to you. Tell me stories because you want me to know you. Ask me questions because you like the sound of my voice. Smirk at how easily you can make
