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forever-dirty-minded: Let me be your: 7am morning fuck before you go to work Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind 5pm cuddle after a long days work 11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day 2am soft whisper in your
youwontunderstandmeuntilimgone: as a straight female, I waited and fell for it.
heckacute: I just want to listen to music at a very low volume and fall asleep in the same room as you.
exhibitexpress: As I shove my cock in…she weakens…
horny-as-ever: So yesterday I fell asleep on my couch, and at like 4 in the morning, my dog woke me up because she was itching herself. (she jumped in a river a few weeks ago, now she won’t stop scratching) and in my delusional, sleepy state of mind,
dirtystorytime: I’d try to be good. Honestly, I would. I’d start just sitting behind you, and running a cloth or some soap up and down your arms. I’d wash your hair as you leaned forward and let me scoop handfuls of water to rinse the soap clean.
its-simply-impassible: So, I’m about to begin my own Tom Hiddleston fan club. I mean this blog is 50% him already anyway. Might as well institutionalise it.
umistakeme-forstraight: Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust
mirahxox: thematuresnorlax: mirahxox: I tried to do a set today and failed, but here’s my new cute matching undie set!xox Failed?! I see absolutely NO failure here. You’re gorgeous as ever. I said I failed at taking a set. This is only one photo,
hotwinger: officialschool: me as a detective Vince Masuka is the Lead Forensics Investigator, not a detective, you cabbage.
Had such a good time today. Started out reading with my boyfriend, then we headed down to his room to take a nap. We sat for a bit and read. His arm pulled me closer into him as his hand slid up my dress. I just couldn’t stay still, with him kissing
littlerestlessone: She couldn’t help but blush as she heard him come into the room. She felt goosebumps on her skin and a shiver down her spine. She couldn’t see him, but she knew what he’d do. Still she was surprised when the strike fell, a yelp
gabrielmayfire: dunflower: replace one word in your url with “flump”. go. gabrielmayflump Horny-as-flump
lustandaggression: First of more to come, as promised. ;]
divasdishblog: “People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable.” - Our Bodies, Ourselves.
waywardchappy: I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this
Pierced my cartilage today on my own. Feeling pretty proud of myself. I was thinking about doing both of my nipples as well, but one piercing is more than enough for one night.
infamousindigochild: aydol: prodigalpen: RIP Mike Brown. His momma said she didn’t want anymore pics of him laying dead on the street so she shared pics of him as she knew him. This is one… And I swear if it’s the last thing I do on this bloody
Cute girls who are secretly kinky as fuck in the bedroom
thecutestofthecute: There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
queerart-civildisobedience: European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means
tardisandcinnamon: jeremyandscarlett: until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden so you could call in sick bc you had the hots for paper boy in the morning Ellie, I’m disappointed in you, you left out the best part. The reason
gaywrites: Oldie but goodie: As Twitter user @MrPooni points out, this is worth a reshare today. The list of what 9-year-old boys don’t like about being boys: Not being able to be a mother Not supposed to cry Not allowed to be a cheerleader Supposed
horny-as-ever: Seriously? Like who cares? My newspaper thinks it’s a better use of their time to write about shit like this instead of educating people about the disgusting human rights violations going on right now in our country. Even though I live
whatheballs: This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
selenophobic: jenmari-e: lydiduh: thatfuckingplatypus: ipromiseiwilltakeyouthere: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: heartlit: bruised—babe: foxadhd: Women Are Paying ũ,300 More A Year For The Same Exact Products As Men So fucking glad this is finally
sixpenceee: JOINTS IN MOTION As said by IFL science Cameron Drake of San Francisco has created a collection of magnificent images showing joints in motion. He was aided by orthopedic physician Dr. Noah Weiss and the finished product is completely
fknandyy: mariathemuggle: anemotionallyunstablecreature: will-you-be-electric-sheep: Watch it in video interesting how the answers change as the men get younger and they call OUR generation lost I was hating this until the end I’m gonna reblog
lilbijou: feministwomenofcolor: gold-kushkloudz: I had to post this!!! Ppl so disgusting LOL white men like to act tough as shit until they realize that for the first time in their life there might actually be consequences for their actions LMAO
eretzyisrael: Today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day. January 27 marks the 70th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz-Birkenau, the largest Nazi death camp. In 2005, the United Nations General Assembly designated this day as International
cindeer:stielle: Horns and spots? How does that….? It’s a Sika deer! They’re known as the spotted deer, they don’t lose their spots when they mature!
dennys:teenygiraffe:hetastucklovechild:dennys:good luck, crispies OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND
thirtymilesout:Leave the ponies to run free, far as the eye can see
horny-as-ever: Loving my new bra! 😍
justdoitdaily-fitblr: sheslike-themoon: sixpenceee:Asperatus Clouds are so rare that they were only classified as of 2009. We know little about them other than the fact that they look mesmerizing. Whoa SHIT
oregontopatagonia: Life on the road, when you don’t have rent back home or a car payment or some looming whisper in your ear. It allows every spot you find to become your home, to claim it with sincerity as where you live, because you are only present,
horny-as-ever: Have some booty 😋
naturalsceneries: “This dog just appeared out of nowhere and followed us for an entire week during our trekking trip in the Himalayan outback…When I decided to get up at 4 a.m. to climb the next 5000 m peak…he accompanied me as well. On the top
Thong Thursday as requested for you all 🙈
horny-as-ever: Not wanting to finish my papers 🎓
horny-as-ever: Before my shower tonight
horny-as-ever: Starting to accept my body 😊
tantefledermaus: grims-hourglass:Ok the reason this is one of the best scenes I have ever seen in a movie is because they immediately establish Colette’s tough personality as traits of a boss NOT a bitch. Unlike far too many films (children’s and
menyjm: beakiddo: aceunibomber1906: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man
liquid-lightning: librarienne: rose-verres: “A three second exposure meant that subjects had to stand very still to avoid being blurred, and holding a smile for that period was tricky. As a result, we have a tendency to see our Victorian ancestors
pandemicofpreposterousplatypi:wildeaboutoscar:imaginedragons:what real mens activists look like (see more here)Just so you know, I love all of you. This is really important though. Like we women can talk all we want about how feminism is just as much
elodiegk: lady-comedian: tardis-mainframe: wsbuckybarnes: stylinwho: omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because
killermuffins89: innocenttmaan: Andres Amador is an artist who uses the beach as his canvas, racing against the tide to create these large scale temporary masterpieces using a rake or stick .. Andres’ creations are simply stunning and knowing that
skeletonhaver: apparently texas has a limit on how many sex toys you can own. imagine a homeowner staring, stonefaced, at a pair of police officers as they haul armload after armload of dildos out of a closet and into their squad car, write a ticket and
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