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thecommonchick: me as a parent
gudeboy: when that seasonal depression hits Stuart: [enthusiastic reporter voice] Kickin’ off the ho-ho-ho-holidays, John are you just excited as I am? John: [same enthusiastic tone] I feel absolutely dead inside Stuart, lost all grasp of the concept
The signs as things my dad has said to me
nerdjpg: *looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
igglooaustralia: When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself
gaylawyers: “i’m so good at Smash” i say as i press random buttons while facing the wrong way and scream out loud when i fall off
officialfrenchtoast: me as a parent.
hellyeahthomassanders: Me as a Teacher 📚 by Thomas Sanders
un-rare: huntinthedwellin98: un-rare: let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat
coreylubo: pygmypuffs: Me as hell I feel myself getting closer and closer to this reality every day
me as a pilot
dragonpajamas: *crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,
hypergoomba: my advice to everyone in relationships: just talk to them! communication is key. let them know what you are feeling & that way you can work it out. me: almost never says what i’m feeling, struggles with openness as a concept, lacks
uuboa: “I should really get out more”, I say to myself as I spend another weekend refusing to leave my bedroom because I couldn’t muster up the emotional fortitude to go outside
falconhawk9: stitchfeather: nefzenffxiv: modern-hiccup: How my friends see me draw: How I really draw: I’m pretty sure all the art folks out there might appreciate this. I, too, incoherently shout ‘GOH-RILL-UHHHHHHHH’ as I draw. It is my
punziella: Someone be the Tiff to my Brit pls so we can dress up and stuff (been watching a lot of My Life as a Teenage Robot lately)
snezzing: why do so many people from the south want to be proud of the civil war? why not be proud of something worth being proud of, such as cornbread
syrupvevo: I’m not like most girls *long pause as I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse
jaclcfrost: [said while barely holding back tears] honestly this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak
moonofficial: me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*
jonnhydcpp: academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life
hatondiscat: 8-butt: Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request Performance art
nonbinary-shinji: I hate that I just get random impulses to apologize. What am I apologizing for? I have no fucking idea but I sure as hell am sorry.
screams-geometrically: theoppositeofsane: youngblackandvegan: kyleehenke: I cannot be stopped this is the most important video i’ve ever seen This is a spiritual experience. I want this as my ringtone
peraltiaago: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
visenyatargaryyen: laughtercues: kingjohnkat: redphonebox: just so we’re clear, i use dude bro man gurl babe bby loser as gender-neutral and affectionate names don’t forget son What am I forgetting dad You have forgotten who you are, and
thomassandersbuttblog: Me as a Disney Character ✨
gattsu: this is exactly how i feel giving people my art as gifts
nursery: *does my makeup as therapy*
language-flower: “I want to learn so many languages!!!” I say as I continue not to work on any of the ones I’m actually studying
momochanners: fixyourwritinghabits: the-shadowsmiths: mexi-doodler: tea-sipping-zombie: DUDE I thought I was the only one with this problem, I’m just as bad lmfaoooo you should see me with leather journals… The struggle. Oh, thank goodness,
The signs as wiki-how illustrations.
swaggamander: “i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i whisper to myself as i continue to browse tumblr
chavvesty: “i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply
iamtonysexual: stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender “Are you a boy, or a girl?” “I’m a failure.”
nursary: me: *uses caffeine as an antidepressant*
scryptixdoodles: scryptixdoodles: tfw u want to talk to people and become friends but you’re actually super shitty as conversing when people start talking to you and you dont know what to do
shelfofawesome: vine: Me as a detective FUCKING CHRIST.
communistvashoth: dear fuckwads, I’m well aware that “the real world” isn’t gonna cater to my mental illness I’ve actually been living in it as a mentally ill person for quite some time
badgrampa:me as a parent
edwad: i identify as an inconvenience to the world
daikoku-ten: castiels-celestiel-dick: polyglotplatypus: Just because they’re family doesn’t mean they’re right. This was family as well I do t usually post colour but this is a problem I have definitely.
twitterlols: as a species, we are evolving
giraffeyla10: I FORGOT THAT YOUR FAVORITE THING HAD AN IMPACT IN STARDEW VALLEY SO I PUT MINE AS death AND THEN THIS WAS COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL (also i have a new keyboard and i can’t figure out where control is so i can take a screenshot, sorry)
pervycute: as requested (:
alphajade: “i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
aurol: all i want is tattoos and to be hot as fuck
alphajade:“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
ruinedchildhood:Me as a parent
h0odrich: christopher-reeve: pkmndaisuki: i watched this opening numerous times as a kid. only now do i notice that she’s levitating the paper. Why tho? The table is right there she’s so extra.. icon
me as a superhero
clausus-intra-spiralus: lapvslazuli: silvernis: samwellhaus: knightofthestars: so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
feministperalta: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
minteh: “Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally
gosh-dangit-im-pretty-gay: tajkajerso: beholdmybloginator: i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason I also think of myself as evil but am at best
![gudeboy: when that seasonal depression hits Stuart: [enthusiastic reporter voice] Kickin’ off the ho-ho-ho-holidays, John are you just excited as I am? John: [same enthusiastic tone] I feel absolutely dead inside Stuart, lost all grasp of the concept](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_8ffc6181e9fa_128.png){kind=avatar}
![jaclcfrost: [said while barely holding back tears] honestly this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_8d7bacd1f954_128.png){kind=avatar}
