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dysphorism: decieved: bblackdiamonds: prettyreckles: relativityy: letsl0vetonight: I’m so obsessed with this no joke I reblog it every time I see it. this makes my stomach drops only just understood this and woah it scares me this is too
dopernose: Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess. Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
JL: God, remember when your mom didn’t order that pizza that one time and I was so mad. JH: I do, you had to walk way. [x]
verylittlebird: date idea: take them to the zoo and ask “what kind of horse is that?” every time you see an animal
that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
ahmsket: Imagine how cool it would be if just before we died we got to see our life statistics, like how many times we’ve laughed or cried or fell in love or how many hours you’ve spent with friends and family or how many friends you’ve made, how
unfollowryanross: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
peetalikestoast: i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if
rufflesnotdiets: idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these
tonistark24: My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit. One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they
as-seenon-tv: blondiesandbrownies: ohsupuniverse: summerplease: Is it just me, or does this get faster and faster the longer I look at it? it DEFINITELY gets faster. Cool story: your brain takes so much longer to process this the first time you
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
queendanneelackles: sassyasscas: avenger-of-time: castielthegayngel: thatsexybeastmisha: losingmyangelgrace: theinsanesherlockfandom: thechangloriousbastards: this is the man we’ve chosen to love and let’s not forget about remember this
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all records of muggle borns. Therefore, all muggle borns that would have been younger than 11 at the time of his takeover would never have gotten their letters because he's an evil wizard and destroyed our
beanbuttsthe3rd: davestrider: davestrider: give me ONE thing that hasn’t been made into hello kitty merchandise I’ve seen this post so many times and it makes me super mad because that’s not a pregnancy test it’s a hair straightener
tyrades: brokenglassgirl: This is really personal to me. I went to the place where I was attacked (molested but not raped) for the first time today since it happened two years ago. I was questioning whether or not it was my fault and thinking about
devourer-of-gods: pizzaforpresident: im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid Proof that people behind anon-hate are nothing but fucking cowards. So the next time an anon sends you hate, just remember this post and know you’re so much better
dicklover3000: hespokeoftoast: shutupaubrey: If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too
louis2k9: reginasmom: how is he even still allowed to be on tv Lindsay Lohan has starred in more than 27 movies, appeared in 8 different TV-shows, hosted Saturday Night Live five times, been nominated for 44 awards and won 22 of them. What has Perez
smartaleckette: Remember that time Hank and Snooki were at the airport together?
pianodragon: Remember that time when the Jimmy Neutron and Fairly Oddparents crossover actually happened?
kingsleyisilebo: starhey: natsugay: “The cold never bothered me anyways." ―Elsa the Snow Queen Transparent Elsa closing the door on your blog.It’s my first time making a transparent gif and it was originally 63 frames, so please be
hey-sass-butt: aryashi: cheap-knockoff-dave: this video is the shit and no one can tell me otherwise looks like someone got creative rebloged a minute in I don’t even want to think about how time consuming that must have been
thiscorpsofbrothers: jasbeaw: What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC! i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them
foxnewsofficial: next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have
isnerdy: rj4gui4r: slussy: Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR …a doctor who built a body.
muse-is-in-my-soul: delta—cubes: lucid-awakeningg: tyleroakley: caleighclements: symphony-of-words: raising awareness for turtle bullying. a growing problem. A very slowly growing problem. This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it
dium: brokenglassgirl: brokenglassgirl: This is really personal to me. I went to the place where I was attacked (molested but not raped) for the first time today since it happened two years ago. I was questioning whether or not it was my fault and
toxicnebulae: white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time
jah13love: Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012 i’ve never reblogged anything so fast I’m just in shock…
loveandeloquence: He’s Counting Down From 21, And By The Time He Reaches 15, My Stomach Is In Knots
vale-decem-fowl: Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me “How many fingers am I holding up!?” I don’t see this: I see this: One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”
astrostonersexgoddess: acid-bubble-gum: I honestly don’t care if a girl doesn’t shave her legs.. I mean I’m a guy and most of the time I’m way too lazy to shave my face, I can’t imagine having to shave my legs, you ladies are impressive These
fartgallery: lionkitten: fartgallery: dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it that post was definitely worth reading
al-grave: godotal: Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
snorlaxatives: waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
chiltonomics: peonymoonflower: cucumbersforlegs: THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL HORRIBLE AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish Everyone has that dish.
intosnarkness: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat and it got upgraded to first class without me
candidinatlanta: “As the protesters marched through the streets, it began to storm. Every time the thunder crashed, the protesters would cheer louder and louder. It seemed as if mother nature herself were cheering them on..” - Atlanta Mike
mrsgoodacre:tonistark24:My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys
oldmanspooky:timelordshavetwohearts: leupagus: sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs. I THOUGHT I WAS
so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip
davegrohlio:benjamin-cumberdash:davegrohlio: Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear Having someone to take them off You win this time
lokiloo: My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
souljannoying: one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
whiskey-and-ink: imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout: affablyevil:galadrie: i hear a lot about period cycles becoming in sync when women spend a lot of time together, but do they just average out or is there one cycle that’s just like the alpha cycle
coltre:Took this picture of two lovely friends of mine, one of the last days I spent in my hometown. Looking at this now makes me feel warm and honored; because even if it was just for a second, even if it was just for the time of a picture, I’ve been
aliveontuesday: the-chubby-nerd: Story time: While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift. Close to the end
taco-bell-rey: Remember that time Chelsea and Raven got turnt up at school
geometricelectric: wollowock: morelikebabedylan: the thing is though every time a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS
iridessence:thereflectioneternal:aelfcynn:May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.can’t pass up this kinda karma and in your size
rabioheab: it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
destructer: I have the deepest affection for intellectual conversations. The ability to just sit and talk. About love, about life, about anything, about everything. To sit under the moon with all the time in the world, bound by no obligations, barred
dickpong: dickpong: THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT i just met my step-brother for the first time
saratheswashbuckler: Prague’s famous astronomical clock! It tells the position of the moon, sun, and the time.
minervose: poplerpig: don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like woa flying cars woa holograms woa time travel and now its just like we’re all probably going to die in some horrible apocalypse says a lot about
death-limes: death-limes: You guys. This is my high school class ring. They said I could customize it. So I customized it. My mom still thinks this was a horrible idea. I say nay. i’m gonna do it i’m gonna invent time travel and strangle myself
![JL: God, remember when your mom didn’t order that pizza that one time and I was so mad. JH: I do, you had to walk way. [x]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/7e384bdbd3525ebf8af6c804224bb5b1/tumblr_mw8vjyH3q61s3u5lno3_250.gif)
