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papercrane: What kills me about Mccree is that. Overwatch is a game where the writers used both ‘time travel’ and ‘characters getting frozen to be discovered later on’ as plot devices for various characters, and yet they did not use either of
rainbow-femme: I saw that Guy Fieri has a new show with his son, and I couldn’t believe he had a kid. I guess I just always imagined him as this ageless, genderless, independent being that traveled throughout space and time looking for the universes
eliteshielder: dan-from-space: eliteshielder: sans literally is the new onceler theres so many different variations of him and ask blogs and shocking amounts of porn don’t you dare compare our time-traveling bone daddy to that MONSTER
the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND
h-offnungsschimmer: This is the first time I saw the love of my life. We met on tumblr six months ago and I finally managed to travel through the whole country to see her.
dicksploiter: Just cancel the next pokémon game and bring this back. Can we please seriously just time travel and enjoy every second of this again??
parallel-fields: 2016 is feeling more and more like that bit in movies where the time traveller accidentally kills a bug and when they return the world is Not Quite Right
sticksareevil: theprincessofdiamondslives: sir-princess-of-221b: pelledreamo: guys abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy HOLY SHIT BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER
shemalesrock: The new and improved Mercedez hit Remy up ready for a new shoot to show off her bountiful breasts to the world. Mercedez spends a lot of time traveling across the country so she’s quite hard to tie down for a shoot, her good looks and
pensaynoire: gootie: truth-has-a-liberal-bias: lollipopcrumbs: wtf? Indiana officials are trying to block almost 45,000 black citizens from voting So this happened. Did I wake up and discover I’m suddenly a time traveler and it’s the 1950′s?
lilacid: theepichumor: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
rupindah: I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her and it was like really troy really really yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what
kdrizzle: Mrs. Puff has been through a lot, her husband was abducted from their home and turned into a fucking lamp. Then she went to jail like 18 times, and has to put up with Spongebob’s shit.
thelordliam: This picture has such a funny story. After this man came home from the war, he was on his way home, so excited, when he grabbed this lady and kissed her. A random photographer saw it and snapped the picture. Everyone at the time was obsessed
i actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and i don’t know why but i just really, really do.
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when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
ezramillrs: ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman
thewinchesterswagger: ih0peyourwifidies: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete
foxnewsofficial: one time in class a girl asked me which hand i masturbated with and i pointed to my best friend’s hand and now that i think about it that might be why people think we’re gay
nickysixpack: one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving
oncelut: my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING
I stepped on my sister’s doll one time and my brother and I laughed at it for like a year.
hidden-behind-a-mask: princess-flint: itsapplauding: I have reblogged this an innumerable amount of times and I won’t stop. The media spreads this false image to its viewers and we wonder why our self esteem as a whole is so distorted. It’s because
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
oh-woah: daisytropic-s: love this photo too much just imagine riding that car with your friends with no destination you’re just wandering around, listening to the radio and singing along to your favorite songs and just having a good time You’re
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
orangewave: it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if
best-of-funny: mumfoalandsons: one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the
clcok: a study in 2012 asked teens how much time they spent on twitter and the most common answer was 3 hours a day. the same study was conducted in 1955 and the most common answer was “what”
fluent-in-lesbianism: MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
wealthyhugepenis: sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling
tennants-hair: horcrux-of-the-superwholocked: tennants-hair: have I told you about that time in 5th grade when my school had a blackout and I whispered ”lumos” and the lights came back on because I just You were 11 in 5th grade, yes? HOLY MOTHER
egg-rolls: one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
clockworkquell: p-istos: So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is
aggravations: im focusing on myself and my feelings for a while now because i spent so much of my time thinking about you that i let myself go. but im going to find myself again and im going to be happier because i dont need someone to make me happy
is-getting-old: eva-420: i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over every time i read this i laugh a little
foxfoxwolf: hungry-horny-feminist: First Kiss (creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time) this is absolutely adorable. and fascinating. and makes me kind of wish i were one of those people.
frienclzonecl: one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
sourwolves: sourwolves: some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like maybe i am ben
l1berum: there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that
mizzjade: troublelovesmetroubleneedsme: notsolodolo: “And since we all came from a woman Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman I wonder why we take from our women Why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it’s time
tulimyrsky: dickscratch: literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place BEAUTIFUL SCARS OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER, BLESSED
flourishtodecay: rlyrlyugly: vaqas-umair: When Johnny saw Winona for the first time he was 26 and she was 18. They were every adolescent’s dream - he was a teen idol and she was little more than a teenager. They knew of one another through their
whatdidyoubeyonce:remember that one time Courtney Cox got married to David Arquette and to make her name change during the credits less weird they just changed everyone’s name and
sanajarrar:sanajarrar:Her father said: “It was execution style, a bullet in every head. This was not a dispute over a parking space; this was a hate crime. This man had picked on my daughter and her husband a couple of times before, and he talked with
shubbabang: In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in. And that was the first time I saw a penis
dogsihavepet: Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is
gefuehlsrisiko: 420avacado: weoweth1s:soilmate: First time I’ve posted anything nude but mike used to tell me if I did he would leave me cause my body belonged to him or whatever and oh well he left anyways and my body is mine so yup this feels great
sugarfox: Be with someone who takes the time to kiss you. Someone who stops what they’re doing to show you they appreciate and love you. Sometimes life gets a little hectic and it’s important to have someone who truly cares about you, someone to
prongsmydeer: Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it
acidpunch: still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms and this girl just stands up slowly and
