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These grandpas are best friends, so they do everything together and they share everything together. Even when it comes to fucking their young girlfriends.
“Hned si padli do oka pÅ™i prvnÃm setkánÃ, obÄ›ma srÅ¡elo1 z oÄà pusté mrdánÃ…â€(â€They fell for each other on their first meeting and they were both eager to fuckâ€)Only few people know that this Czech “porn-folk†song by songwri
But honey, why should I dress less slutty? It’s a sex party, your bosses are going to fuck me … and to cuckold you …
When your wife opened the door of the club for you, her words filled your thoughts. “Honey, it’s a club for a selected group of wealthy men, like your company’s CEO, and they fuck only married women. They get their hubbies to fully acqui
Some of the first fanfic I ever read was X-Men slash (I liked the cartoon) and my favourite scenarios involved Wolverine dominating Cyclops. Now men.com has made it something I can look at and they included Colby Keller. My cup runneth over.
mychemicalromanceaddiction1: All these bands have helped to save my life I love them all! If you are ever feeling down listen to one of these bands they will make you feel better. Bands saved my life and they will hopefully help others in the future.
“Letters to Lars"I just recently watched the newest batch of Steven Universe episodes. For the most part they were very sweet episodes and they bring us up to date of what is going on with Beach City, more in depth with Garnet’s personality
Does anyone else leave their phone open on a chat or go back on to read through something & they start typing & u panic and a little voice in ur head is like “RUN AWAY QUICK DON’T LET THEM CATCH YOU”
michaelblume: This is really cool (Content warning for nudity, sorta – like the people are made of silver or of sand or whatever and they’re not super distinct but they’re naked)
karatekuchen: I CAN FINALLY SHOW Y’ALL MY DND CHARACTER Their name is Nibbles and they are a toy/friend/companion made by a wizard halfling who just wanted a friend but they got seperated
sleep-ran: Pirate couple commission! My commissioner was absolutely lovely and a great communicator. Thanks! I’m open for more, just drop me an ask. First things first: As you can see, this super duper art was done by sleep-ran, and they are still
florris: Reasons why you should have plants in your room - More clean air - People think you are cool - They look pretty - You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut
kaciart: jujubeee mod: running from a thunder stormjujubeee mod: cackling as they swing in under a treejujubeee mod: grabbing at each otherjujubeee mod: -stop here-draiad: yesss Kili’s expression looks like he’s got a bit of a breathless laugh going
I’m always really nervous to reblog art of Hanji with breasts, because I can’t tell if the artist is misgendering them or they (like me) read them as faab and they are okay with not binding sometimes.
I’m not big on crossovers, but I like to believe that garcia and hardison live in the same universe and they’re internet friends that have mutually decided that meeting up in meatspace is probably not the best idea.
I feel like I have a lot of mental illness headcanons bubbling in me but I get so nervous about them because I already feel kinda fake mentally ill and they don’t really see the light of day, even though they kind of bleed into my writing.
foxaes:Lup and Taako in some outfits I have worn lately whoop
astrologyexplained: Libra problem with Scorpio Explanation - Scorpio loves finding out people’s secrets and they are trustworthy enough to those they are loyal to to keep those secrets hidden. However, it is rare for Scorpio to tell someone their
mxydxy: iraffiruse: The Quokka HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE Can I just happily say that I’ve been to Rottnest Island (one of the 2 islands they inhabit /I think/? Or maybe the only) and they are the most adorable creatures
*browsing fic tags for specific ships, find some with new fics**but they all have the tags like ‘unrequited’, ‘one-sided’, or ‘just implied as a past relationship’*
@creativegeneric replied to your post: Tumbleweed Burr?? Like a sandspur?? Tiny spike… we called em goatshead thorns, and they’d track indoors on your shoes if you weren’t careful. which is bad. they
mechandra: artemispanthar: you know whenever you see someone gushing over fairly detailed fanart and saying “this looks better than the show” or “why can’t the show look like this” that they know jack about animation psa for those of you reading
jacensolodjo: pictures-of-dogs: devipotato:devipotato:does everyone just have one of those friends that’s really into bears. a bearfriend my favorite thing about this post is when someone with a bear-related url reblogs it because i know they’re
wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that
nerd4music: “The reason why there are these expressions of joy when they’re kissing is because there’s something bursting out of them that’s new and they realize, ‘Oh my God, this is a really special friend of mine that I actually want to
luvisblack:They heard you and they don’t give a shit. So act accordingly. #LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG
rexbutt: castiels-wormstache: 21crazygirl06: Hey wouldn’t it be awful if at the end of Supernatural Destiel had finally gotten together and stuff and they were living a domestic life and the last scene of Supernatural goes like this - Dean lays back
restlesslyaspiring: mistress-and-her-operator: Too perfect this is too adorable steve discovers how to take selfies and sends it to all the avengers and they’re all like “aww stevie” but tony is like “OH DEAR GOD STEVE”
werewolfs: killtheweirdkid: i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week and an oscar-less performance by leonardo dicaprio
gayyourlifemustbe: shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times
mountainboats: i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much
mazikeen: #can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect
pika-brew: pika-brew: My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop
d0nn0: carriesfirstperiod: i live across the street from an abandoned school and the bells still work and they ring at midnight and at noon isn’t that weird YOU GOTTA MOVE TO A NEW FUCKING HOUSE
i-cant-let-you-down-again: d0nn0: carriesfirstperiod: i live across the street from an abandoned school and the bells still work and they ring at midnight and at noon isn’t that weird YOU GOTTA MOVE TO A NEW FUCKING HOUSE
dickspeightjr: do you know the story behind richards necklace he always wears? he and his friend were filming a movie together and they stopped at one of those dirty road-side stores and bought two simple chain necklaces. not too much later, his friend
iswearimnotnaked: tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL AND THEY FUCKING
subcourfeyrac: when ur crush tells a dumb joke and u make a frustrated noise and they go “come on you know you love me” and ur just (⊙ヮ⊙) ………… yeHA THAT’S THE PROBLEM
willgrahamcrackercrumbs: reasons you should date me: i bake things and they taste good usually i will cuddle you always you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
jensenacklesruinedmylife: #wHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE???!!?/ #I LOVE IT SO MUCH #SAM LITERALLY JUST #CLOSES HIS EYES #AND //BREATHES// #AND THEY DIE #LIKE FUCK MAN #MARK ME DOWN AS SCARED AND HORNY
endversings: misha was bullied at cub scouts for wearing nail polish and they said “oh look shes got a penis” and he cried in the locker room misha has been through so much he could have turned so bitter but he chooses to spread kindness and help
nellysketchesnstuff: queenfancycat: rainwhisker: This lady dipped snails into water and dropped in a bit of food coloring and put the snails on paper and they created ART SNART SNART SNART: the way to complete my blog.
twinkwolf: au idea: two extras have to sit across from each other and pretend to converse at a restaurant on the set of a movie. but the fake conversation turns to real conversation and they are really into each other and the director calls cut because
bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would
devoutdean: So I was watching Ghost Adventures with my mom and all of a sudden we heard loud bangs and freaked the fuck out. Turns out it’s or town’s hundredth anniversary and they’re doing fireworks. B y E
riotlion: boyduroy: My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends,
sarcastxcmoose: Some short crappy imagine of Bisexual!Dean when he just picks fights with cute/hot guys at the bar and they get all frustrated and say, “Well fucking blow me Winchester,” And Sam just has this terrified look on his face that says
a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on
sorrynotsorrybi: Labels are meant to help you make sense of yourself. They are not for other people to dictate, and they are not set in stone. You are allowed to shed old labels, and to take new ones when it feels appropriate, without shame. You are,
ameythst: hey so im going to be traveling later this month to see my best friend and i have the plane tix covered but im trying to raise a bit of extra cash cuz ill be missing work and i need to cover food costs n such im not asking for donations but
love-4-milf: sexyfunandnude:thepussytown: This is exclusive social site for wifes and milfs who dont want to spend the Valentines day alone. They want to fuck something, and they want it now. Use this opportunity, dont be a jacking off looser, make an
thepussytown: This is exclusive social site for wifes and milfs who don’t want to spend the Valentine’s day alone. They want to fuck something, and they want it now. Use this opportunity, don’t be a jacking off looser, make an account on this great
GUYS IM GOING TO BE AN AUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!they just got matched with a child and they are having their first visit soon and by next month he should be moving from foster care to my sisters house!!!!!!!
missmalena: omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about 趐 a year and we have to spend it
thecorruptedquietone: Hey guys! I need some help right now. My family financial situation isn’t all to great right now and my mental health as a queer trans kid with anxiety has not been in a good place either. But the main thing right now is that
jen-iii: It’s Steven’s Birthday and they all go out on a lil beach date and Steven just gushes over how cute they are together the entire time
Random thoughts Jen has at random times; I bet Ruby and Sapphire coined the term ‘Lovebirds’ because they like shapeshifted into birds or some shit and were so lovey dovey that the people who saw them called lovers ‘love birds’ because of these
I’ve been growing potatoes in 5 gallon buckets and they’ve been doing really successfully for over a month and the vines are humongous. The only problem I’ve been having is that they keep getting infested with these tiny little flying bugs that
anyway I’m in the mood to tie up boys and make them watch me touch myself / linger my pussy right above their cock and face w/o ever letting them touch because honestly… they don’t deserve it
