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It happened one morning on the business trip when they stayed together in a hotel room. She was just changing her clothes when he came out from the shower. He saw her pretty built body, she saw his nice rounded belly and half-erect dick and they couldn’
(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)Young boys these days! All they know is computer games and they are so untinterested in sex that old men have to save the day and quench the thirst of so many young girls! Isn’t it unpolite to make old, tired grandpas
(Part 1 / 2, go here for the part 2)Young boys these days! All they know is computer games and they are so untinterested in sex that old men have to save the day and quench the thirst of so many young girls! Isn’t it unpolite to make old, tired grandpas
The men at the club know that the married women who go there need more cock than they get at home. They compete to be the one who sends your wife back to you with her pussy filled with a big load of cum. She not only loves the big cocks of the stallions
cakefat: lets-get-growing: so i’m done being disgusted by my scars. they’re now a part of me and they remind me everyday how lucky i am to be taking part in life and that i do actually have purpose. don’t be afraid to appreciate your loved ones,
silverdreaming: nO BUT THIS IS THE CUTEST THINGSTILES SAYS “THE HOTTEST GIRL” AND THEY JUST AGREE, NO ONE BATS AN EYELID, EVEN ISAAC WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT AND THEN HE JUST sOMEBODY HELP ME
A while back I was reading something where someone was lamenting how we never got much of a backstory for BoJack’s dad while they went in depth into his mom’s backstory and they went on a rant that was basically like “of course they want us to like
Someone made a stupid move and cut me off really dangerously today and when I honked my horn at them both the driver and the passenger flicked me off (??? I did nothing wrong it was all you but ok) so I held a peace sign out the window and they both flick
jongene: sekaivevo: robodokis: IMAGINE IF YOU WERE DATING A ROBOT AND THEY GOT CUTELY WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING BECAUSE HUMANS ARE MORE DELICATE THAN ROBOTS LIKE IF YOU STAYED UP REALLY LATE AND THEY GOT WORRIED BECAUSE “HUMANS NEED TO HAVE A
yasserkhan: dontfindmearishta: I love straightforward people. The one’s that want what is best for you. I love them because they’re not afraid to stop you, hit you with reality/facts, and they’re not hesitant, and won’t ever cushion you with
slimes-on-you: When it dips into shit like doxing and is an -actual- threat to people? It’s beyond trolling and you can get the police involved. When it’s just smarmy assholes and they’re only saying mean things?: tbh tho walking away/avoiding
“Oh hon…thats not the best part! They actually get up six days a week and go to ….ready?. WORK! "OMG! You mean like…at a factory or something? ” “Yes! And they make barely enough to stay alive!”
tzysk: A cover variant I drew for Regular Show #15, which you can buy here or possibly at your local shop~ It was inspired by Voyage dans la Lune and they used the sepia version and I’m super happy about it :) Boom! Studios i loved drawing them in
enaasthings:Most people don’t appreciate the value of youth. Not until they arrive at old age. And they don’t appreciate the value of life until death comes to them.Life, and nothing more…./ And life goes on (1992)Dir. Abbas Kiarostami
Changed my mind, hate cats. Especially at 7 in the morning on a saturday when they meow at my bedroom door (despite me already giving them fresh food and water) and then jump at it.
sayariel: youshouldseethespearmintrhino: blainecries: THIS IS A FUCKING MAGNUM AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE ON THE OUTSIDE AND THEN VANILLA ON THE INSIDE BUT THE BEST IS WHEN ITS CHOCOLATE INSIDE BECAUSE THEN ITS ALL CHOCOLATEY OH MY
pixelghosts: I’ve been getting a lot of gross messages lately and they all complain about my cosplays just because of my race. Instead of taking it to heart, I put together some pictures of some of my favorite cosplays that I’ve done. I’m not cosplaying
transaizawa:I had an interiew today and I found out four hours later I made it to the next round! It’d be a tenured track position so it’d be a permanent home for me so any and all positive vibes would be appreciated! everything sucks and they went
myste971:neasura:myste971:Dude bearded lizards are best lizards! Here’s my Little Dee hiding in her personal Funyun Fort.!!! SHE IS LOVELYHave some more. Bastion, Pistol, Izzy and Lucy.I’m crying I love them all so much
lemondifficult: Man it really tickles me how many years women were banned from fighting in the military and now men are turning around and blaming the fact that only men have to register for the draft on feminists Like??? Buddy… You’re never gonna
bootyscientist2: I remember a white kid in my class talking about how his parents made 320k combined and they still “struggle” and thinking to myself: “It’s probably because they don’t know how to manage their fucking money and live above their
kiriamaya: raininginreverse: I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and
I should clarify that I’m not, like, mad at Matt or any of the crew for being upset and asking people to try to avoid spoilers, or asking people not to spread spoilers. I totally understand why they’re upset and they’re asking people to try to avoid
most things really aren’t worth arguing about. imo, its better to just spend a few seconds grumbling in annoyance while scrolling past, maybe venting to a friend in private, and just move on to something you do like, rather than end up in a big long
izolat: edating: kinda weird that you can think about someone as much as you want and they have no idea kinda weird that you can masturbate over someone as much as you want and they have no idea
pitbulls-and-parolees:speakforthepits:Its always good to know what to do when your baby is in danger. This could save lives
They all look so young and full of hope…
maxonshreaves: when your otp is in an intense argument and their faces get closer together but then they stop talking and they look at the others’ lips
greencarnations: voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to xkit-extension because they’re doing a lot of hard work and they’re just one dude so yknow. toss some cash their way if you can so we can go back to blogging properly.
annieclarq-deactivated20150621: Variety: Have you experienced sexism in Hollywood? How have you handled it? Rossum: I can’t tell you how many producers have made wink-and-nudge overtures at me. I’ve just been, Is this happening right now? Do they
a-wild-johansson-appears: mishasminions: CAN THERE PLEASE BE AN EPISODE OF COOKING FAST AND FRESH WITH WEST WHERE JENSEN AND JARED DROP BY WITH JJ AND TOM AND THEY ALL JUST HAVE A PICNIC OR SOMETHING PLEASE I REALLY WANT THAT SOMEONE TWEET MISHA
hola-my-mishamigos-and-timelords: blue-kathena: olympicslut: imagine you wake up one morning and open your eyes and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they’re all doing the macarena A+ gif use
notebookthief: worldaccordingtofangirls: some day i”ll go to a therapist and they’ll be like “where did it all start” and i’ll put my head in my hands and mumble “there was this one website…” and the therapist will be like oh no not
kaworusmom: the best part of the hunger games is when prim gets called and katniss is screaming about it NOT MY SISTER and then peeta gets called and he has like 50 brothers and they’re all just like sucks dude…
shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
satanlickmydick: im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: IF TONY STARK HAS ANXIETY AND BRUCE BANNER TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF AND THEY CAN STILL SAVE THE WORLD AND THEN CAN STILL BE OKAY THEN I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH HIGHSCHOOL THIS IS THE BEST MOTIVATOR I HAVE SEEN
tomlinsarse: MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS
ivettehomestuck: almondskeyess: no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
#i’m going to pretend that this is sam dean and cas and they are laughing because bobby wanted to take a picture of them #but he accidentally set the camera to video mode and it’s recording and he doesn’t understand #how this damn thing works
croptop2014: j5h: imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason imagine praying to God and going to church
dajo42: a student walking to the edge of the hogwarts lake and saying “hello giant squid” and the squid surfaces and says “YOU ARE THE FIRST STUDENT TO TALK TO ME IN SIXTY YEARS” so the student sits down on a rock on the shore and they talk about
donutrage: Fan to Jensen: First I just want to say I think you’re a really talented actor and a lot of people just see you and see how attractive you are and they think you’re just another pretty boy, but you’re a lot more than that and I can’t
firebreathingrose: lovelylukeylovesme: i want to write a movie about a girl with depression who meets a boy and they become friends and thats it. he’s just another friend. she goes to therapy and learns to love herself and saves herself. because thats
fallofthe-reichenbach: So today we were playing a game where you had to name song titles that began with a certain letter And they had to be as obscure as possible The letter T came up, and straight away I was like TWIST AND SHOUT And it fucking won
tapdatassbutt: ugh i really just want a destiel hs!au where cas is a popular athlete of some sort and dean is the bad-boy asshole and they can’t fucking stand each other and dean sasses the teachers and cas always sasses dean for sassing the teachers
it-used-to-be-fun: mybrainmadethis: This is the cast of the hit TV comedy Brooklyn Nine Nine: It is a well-rounded cast. The characters are different people with different dreams and goals and personalities and priorities, and they work together.
crazy-pages: dazzle-camouflage: theyoungerwhatelydaughter: couriers-mile: Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good Elf: everyone’s
scope-dogg: gunsandcuffs12: scope-dogg: bondageking12: kalichnikov: thivus: kalichnikov: baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were
congenitaldisease: Three-person suicide coffin. The story behind this custom coffin is that a couple’s infant daughter died, and they agreed to commit suicide and be buried with the daughter. At the last minute, they backed-out and never picked up
korr-a-sami: A few days ago when I was playing as Mercy I was with the same team for a long while and we were actually doing really well and they all were very sweet and thanking me in between rounds BUT THEN during maybe the 8th match the enemy started
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
my-milf-happiness: This site I recently found is a premium place where single moms and cheating wives are hanging out. These girls are single and horny, they haven’t fucked anybody for ages and they desperately need some cock! Check out the site, make
scaredcoffeebean: why glasses suck they’re always dirty. like w hat the fuck what is coming into contact with my face? why are they so fucking dirty? wha t the fuck 3D movies dont ever fuckin lose them bc good luck tryin to find ANYTHING without
bexlogic: thempress: People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. You can’t
captain-brownie: lumos5000: captain-brownie: always date a tumblr boy because if you choose them right they’re already well educated on periods and other feminine things and they know how to deal with our fandom addictions and are probably fandom
tatianamaslnay: #this is how you eyesex tbh #also just imagining an au world where danny and mindy are married #and they bring their kids to soccer #and dannys the coach and mindys that mother yelling on the sidelines #while she secretly steals all the
miszbehave: johnniewaswolf: I always resist the urge to tell Mexicans to be quiet because they weren’t the first ones on this land, either, so if you really wanna talk about borders, let’s discuss how the current ones are a European invention and
shamblingcorporatepresence: You know I just thoughtThe way they all reacted to Ducktective having a twin was kind of cold and they all found it anticlimactic and boring“THAT’S the plot twist we were waiting for?!”It makes you wonder if the writers
ash-and-starlight: And they were drift compatible (oh my god they were drift compatible) Zukka pacrim au part 2 / part 1Click for better quality!
ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE
