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did-you-kno: During his trial, serial killer Rodney Alcala acted as his own attorney. He interrogated himself on the witness stand for 5 hours, addressing himself as ‘Mr. Alcala" and asking questions in a deep voice, then answering them in a normal
he-bop: butchlvr: “C'mon, son…..Do what you did for me the other day again. I know you liked it then and I know you’ll like it this time, too. I know I sure did!” Sure dad. I liked it a lot actually. Will do it anytime you want.
so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: castiel-knight-of-hell: neptunain: IT HAPPENED did he really just pull the “not all men slut shame” and then imply that you are a slut? “Not ALL men call women sluts you slut”
ifdrunkwerecookies: So today my AP English teacher dressed up as a Dementor and scared people as they came in the room, then proceeded to do the entire lecture in full costume. He did the same thing in Latin.
blackuranus: pkmntrainergold: YO IM SO DONE WITH THIS DUDE LIKE THE FIRST 3 PANELS ARE HIS TRADEMARK FUCKED UP FACES AND THEN HES JUST LIKE a seabelt iIN SUCH A NORMAL FUCKING FACE YO WTF B WHERE DID HE GET A SEATBELT
castiel-knight-of-hell: neptunain: IT HAPPENED did he really just pull the “not all men slut shame” and then imply that you are a slut?
thereisnogodmode: So, blooper real, and then it turned out he really did miss me. <3 my kitty.
i guess i’m just blogging food today. am now enjoying pancakes. i didn’t plan on it. you see, yesterday, SOMEBODY (my stepbro) asked my dad to cook pancakes, which being a loving father he did, but then didn’t eat a single one and went out grocery
theshirtlesslifter: If God didn’t want me to stay up way later than I want to and regret it the next morning, then why did he invent coffee?
trebled-negrita-princess: castiel-knight-of-hell: neptunain: IT HAPPENED did he really just pull the “not all men slut shame” and then imply that you are a slut? Men are trash
sturmpony: lemondevil: did-you-kno: Source I AM ONLY BUYING GENERAL MILLS CEREAL FROM NOW ON Alright it’s a bit misleading to go with the weird stuff he was into (all fairly widely held beliefs for their time, taken to an extreme) and then something
jhenne-bean: why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction
looking-for-amber: so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip Hey as a
thyrell:one of my favorite things about christianity is that jesus died to save people from their sins and then every christian kind of immediately forgot that he did that. theyll come up to you like “excuse me you know smoking is a sin” like
danieljlayton: so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip Bless him.
workaphobics: blackuranus: pkmntrainergold: YO IM SO DONE WITH THIS DUDE LIKE THE FIRST 3 PANELS ARE HIS TRADEMARK FUCKED UP FACES AND THEN HES JUST LIKE a seabelt iIN SUCH A NORMAL FUCKING FACE YO WTF B WHERE DID HE GET A SEATBELT WHO THE FUCK IS
bcrude: Brenda planned to stop at Mr. Crude’s house just long enough to earn her “A” and then go directly to her exercise class. Because she was in a hurry, she didn’t get completely undressed, nor did he give her a chance to get cleaned up
i-was-today-years-old-when: i learned that after a man received a heart transplant from a suicide victim, he went on to marry the donor’s widow and then eventually killed himself in the exact same way the donor did (x)
someoftheyoung: After Billie had the audience in Melbourne sing happy birthday to Joey, he turned the camera on himself, did that face, and then blew some kisses. N’awww
today I witnessed a drunk black homeless man getting punched in the face by another man. His head hit the ground, I think he was unconscious then. I do not know the context of this but still : three cops were there. They did nothing. They barely tried
Rosanna waited near the faculty parking area specifically to speak with Mr. Crude. When she saw him, she did a cute little curtsy and then invited him to her apartment for an afternoon snack.Just to clarify what she was offering, he asked, “This would
dogshaming: Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oy Vey! This is Riley. He frequently steals my underwear from the laundry, eats them, and then barfs them up somewhere in the house for me to find later. Awww. My dog did that too :)
so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip As a pizza delivery person I
fasterfood: “God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god
castiel-knight-of-hell: so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip I will
fullmetalfisting: Did that nerd wipe out and then edit it like he didn’t wow
ja-ll: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: castiel-knight-of-hell: neptunain: IT HAPPENED did he really just pull the “not all men slut shame” and then imply that you are a slut? “Not ALL men call women sluts you slut” omg @sft425
bimbodreams: Weird, she thought. Why did he pour her the champaign and then leave the room? *sip* It was good champaign at least. *sip* Her clothes seemed loose today. Weird, they seemed to fit earlier, but maybe she wasn’t paying attention since
The Meenvris parody isn’t what surprised me the most actually. What did is the perfect timing for it. the 12/12 upd8 is when we saw them again after ages of not, before it went back to John. And then the Korra finale happened on the 19 so he was
aubsticle: workaphobics: blackuranus: pkmntrainergold: YO IM SO DONE WITH THIS DUDE LIKE THE FIRST 3 PANELS ARE HIS TRADEMARK FUCKED UP FACES AND THEN HES JUST LIKE a seabelt iIN SUCH A NORMAL FUCKING FACE YO WTF B WHERE DID HE GET A SEATBELT WHO
gravi-teamfalls:danaterrace:Animation I did from the last scene of Not What He Seems. Keys by Matt Braly. Woo Every now and then we have a scene so important that we don’t want it to be animated overseas. When that happens, we call Dana
journal-three: busket: busket: if ford did compliment dipper’s birthmark i can imagine him wearing his hat less and wishing he had shorter hair to show it off, because if ford thinks its cool then it must be cool because to dipper ford is the greatest,
submarta: noescapenow: This was …difficult. Every half hour, he came back, gave me a little water, kissed me for a minute straight and then told me to tell him what I did to deserve this… If I guessed, I could be freed. I almost never got it right,
magiccatprincess: tlrledbetter: Did they just… No, you don’t get it, he’s saying “I’m back!”
aaaaaaaaaahhh ive been busy all day! ;_; first I had to go with my sister to help my granny put up christmas decorations THEN we all went back to my house to give my dad a surprise b-day party!! wowow! he got Halo 4 as a present so him and I played it
crowleywife: so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip Awwwww
