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He noticed that whenever a news story came on about a sexual assault, his daughter would go very quiet, start to breath heavily and then sneak off to her bedroom. One day in the kitchen he confronted her about it and asked her if it was true - did she
He banged the monster dildo hard and brutally into my ass hole, again and again. I was so bruised that I almost did not feel it anymore. Then he put on his Bulls eyes boots in size. 12, and he began to kick in my ass hole so violently that I could feel
June, 2009: AUDIE MURPHY, AMERICAN HERO If you don’t know who Audie Murphy is, take a second, type the name into Google, and read about his life and what he did. Then, take a quiet second to thank him and the unknown soldiers who defend this country
“…And then what did your boss do after he pinched your nipples and made them hard?…”
I bet she didn’t let him cum and then he was allowed to and because of that she smiles of the big reward for her! :P Oh and btw, she’s very hot so I guess it’s okay that she did that!
oh-luhans: luhan’s face…and then he got hit by a giant balloon I love how doghae did not even notice it :’ )
fantasytransformations: sanescientist In her previous life as a journalist, Bambi’s owner had told her that thinking was overrated. She remembered being annoyed at that for some reason but then he did something to her head and… Bambi couldn’t
archipelagoofliterarynonsense: rorycas: euphemology: gingercoe: Cas has such a sweetness to him. OKAY. I did NOT know this was a gif and THEN HE FUCKING SMILED AND I’M LIKE HALF ASLEEP/DRUNK RIGHT NOW AND I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCIFERING I didn’t
grandma-did:Monsieur X set out to take porn pictures of prostitutes. Every now and then he achieved art.
goldfishgaby: Did anyone else notice that they edited/filmed it bad? She sits down and THEN he grabs her hand. But when they shoot back to her she’s standing up!
kris-charming: baekhyuns-bitch: 15/100 gifs of EXO. omg at first i was like UGH KAI STOP BITING YOUR LIP AND BEING SEXY BUT THEN HE DID THAT AND I LAUGHED OMFG WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT OMG ILU WTF KAI.from sexy to cute in 0.002 seconds.
phlurp: My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.
tikkunolamorgtfo: yehudigorl: i hope donald trump looks into the sun today I reblogged this because I thought it was an amusing joke and then he went and did the thing, because 2017 is not really a year but actually some French art student’s performance
battleshipping: modern-requiem: bookshelfpeppermint: phlurp: My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this. ITS BACK im crying THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN Hahahahahaaaaaa
He made each and every one of us with a purpose, didn’t he? A reason for being. Then why did he put the Devil in me? Why do I feel it in my heart and my soul, clawing to be let out, if that’s not a part of God’s plan?
mr-mrs-insatiable: I shaved yesterday before we left for the hotel party. Well, I’m glad I did because Mr ended up taking my panties and then he ate my pussy on a table in front of a packed room of people!!
tastefullyoffensive:🎼 But they did it at the other storrrre 🎼 (via ericschmerick)
animaglacialis: itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
did-you-kno: Frano Selak escaped certain death 7 times, then bought his very first lotto ticket and won nearly a million dollars. He then decided to give away his entire fortune because money can’t buy happiness, and all he needs is his wife. Source
chubborzfl: hadrianx: Bailey and I did this position just a few hours ago - Daddy on “top” True. Fuckin. Story. Then he did this one thing… omfg… best. orgasm. ever.
battleshipping: modern-requiem: bookshelfpeppermint: phlurp: My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this. ITS BACK im crying THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
booksandwildthings: hell-is-my-division: destiel-sherlocked-the-tardis: At the Tumblr meet up in hell, Crowley will probably just sit there like; Why did I let these people in? imagine millions of hungry fangirls in hell And then he’ll kick us
arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just
hummingbirdinsilence: humansofnewyork: I told him: “I love the detail in your hands and the detail in your face. How can we feature both?” Then he did this. LOVE
unclefather:deaths-accountant: unclefather:unclefather: every time i go to the dentist i ask the dentist if he can “top me off” and then he seals my urethra shut with the stuff they do fillings with This is the same thing they did to Jesus They
selfpoison: damonwells: christine-chapels: remember that time that george washington said “hey don’t split into political parties bc bad shit’s gonna happen if you do" and then america did the thing pssst he also said to stay away from
He grabs the bar of soap and gets down on his knees. I spread my legs apart so he can get it nice and clean. He begins to soap up my pussy, but then stops. “Why did you stop?”“You’re pussy is dripping, it’s all wet.”“That’s from you playing
-t0nystark: norachu: my boyfriend keeps trying to hit me with his penis. Hit him Nora! I did. And then he Zorro’d me with it. I can’t win.
singing-towers: koryandr: samandriel: amandakaskey: beingapotterheadisawesome: I don’t know if I should cry or cry maybe cry have you tried crying Dayum dumbledore, what happened he died. and then so did hedwig.
youhavebeentracey-d: I love how Tsukki was all into intimidating the seijou players with Tanaka But then as soon as Daichi rocks up, he’s all act cool… …and just casually escape LIKE WHERE DID HE EVEN GO!?
nyappytotoro: damonwells: christine-chapels: remember that time that george washington said “hey don’t split into political parties bc bad shit’s gonna happen if you do" and then america did the thing he also said not to get the country
whattheyeah: rorycas: euphemology: gingercoe: Cas has such a sweetness to him. OKAY. I did NOT know this was a gif and THEN HE FUCKING SMILED AND I’M LIKE HALF ASLEEP/DRUNK RIGHT NOW AND I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCIFERING I didn’t know it was a
chillona: Remember when everyone swore off Drake after reppin for the sex trafficker, then he started lookin like DJ Khaled and everyone forgot and now posted everywhere is how ppl wanna ride his dick?
reginamlls: i think one day god was like man this place is getting fucking boring and then he made rebel wilson thanks god u did good
WHEN A COCKOROACH CRAWLS OVER YOU IN YOUR BED AND YOU FUCKING FREAK OUT AND THEN WEHN YOU SMUSH IT IN A TISSUE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES AND OPEN IT AND THE MOTHERFUCKER AINT DEAD AND YOU SCREAM BLODDY FUCKING MURDER. yeah, i hate that too.
gothstrology: YALL ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY I SAW THIS BOY I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON AND HE LOOKED AT ME THEN HE DID A FUCKING TRIPLE TAKE TO MAKE SURE IT WAS ME
soorayaqadirs-deactivated201604: ✯ natasha romanovai discovered the writer, leo tolstoy, in a muddy ditch that held more blood than rain. one of the soldiers loved his words—and then, so did i. “all, everything, that i understand,” he wrote,
“He asked his uncle whether or not he would get into heaven if he killed himself, and then did. What was already a heartbreaking story became even more overwhelming for everyone cause it was two people, two children who didn’t need to die. It’s
tbh if we did ever get married it would be in a field or on a beach with a jp and my mom and my grandmother and grandfather and his parents and siblings AND THAT IS IT (maybe my brother and step dad, too, idk)i could not possibly say the things that
He knew he wasn’t supposed to ask for his release date, but he did.So I tied him down, unlocked his cage, and used a sounding rod to extract a month’s worth of cum.Then I locked him back up.
there’s also that time he trapped peter on an abandoned island and then terrorized him for like two days, which i’m completely definitely incorporating into a flashback at some point
