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lufioh: YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK. THEIR LITTLE
ludwig-weilschmidt: WHEN YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR GLASSES UP BUT END UP ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING THE LENS AND MAKING IT DIRTY
rantingandmorerambling: do you ever just replay a video game and go “how the hell did i defeat this boss the first time”
Your character was held down and forced to watch mine mercilessly beaten. How does this scene affect them?
Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.
skypestripper: when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur room
That person in class who constantly adds irrelevant and stupid comments during the lecture
mybeautifulidiot: *settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
tacobellsprout: when your pokemon has 4 good moves and is trying to learn another one
Reblog if you honestly couldn't give a shit less about whether a Character is OC, Canon, or anything; you just wanna RP and have fun.
live-long-and-bite-me: reading bad fanfiction is like listening to the kidz bop version of your favourite song
Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.
Funny and Relatable!
mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
francoisdelabooo: is there actually sims fanfiction like how do you dialogue????? She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly, “Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.” He will never look at her in the same way again.
gayreyna: the sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store
practicallyperfect-in-everywa: serketjerk: croutoncat: PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME please do this omg DO IT.
manaphy: thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet
Send me one and see how my muse reacts.
Describe yourself on anon and I'll say if I'd date you.
teppelin: i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
scottish: remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
dollgrave: it’s nearly 2014, wake the fuck up people. girls don’t HAVE to shave, being gay isn’t a choice, racism is pointless, rape isn’t funny and sexism is fucking stupid.
poster-ofagirl: I need someone who will curl up in bed and avoid responsibility with me.
rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws rule number 5:
This Mun supports Muses of all races, Genders and sexualities because Diversity is IMPORTANT.
moshimoshisburb: sanityimpaired1214: do u ever just lose ur mouse icon thing and like until u see it move this is the most accurate description ever
gearr: when someone’s a little shitstick but no one else sees it and then they do a thing but no one fucking notices
okidokilangley: i would like to give a huge round of applause to everyone in any fandom that acknowledges that a certain character is a villain/bad guy and doesn’t excuse their actions but still likes them
scottish: people who are younger and more successful than u are
ghost-anus: If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
arminspreciousface: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
dicksp8jr: agibaxe: leonardnimoysdimples: When an American hears the degrees in Celsius When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit #was going to be a nice 80 degrees out#we had a foreign exchange student from germany last year and when
deodrant: i hate when i reply to someone with ‘omg’ and they’re like ‘omg what’ like nothing just omg
nyehs: what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years
potato-tots: she wears short skirts I am in the dirt she’s cheer captain and I am the bleachers
timmynook: irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack
maclonna: people who eat a lot of junk food and still manage to stay thin
I appreciate fine art and fine boys.
holymusicalbatman: fall aka wearing the same pair of jeans everyday and seeing if anyone notices
My muse wanders into your muse's room in the middle of the night, barely awake and clutching a pillow or a stuffed animal. send me your muse's reaction.
gutter-whores: i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka
lordofthejohnlock: when your song comes on out of nowhere and you just
Send me a headcanon, crack or serious or fluffy or angsty or shippy, and I'll decide whether or not to accept it.
when people ask u sex questions and ur just like
hoodpussy: “why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same”
mattfrombusted: when u lay on your side and ur bra shifts halfway around the world
sourwolf: friendships where you can tell them your 100% bitchiest thoughts and know they’ll either agree with you or not judge you for them are my favorite
attackonsociallife: When a character dies in Shingeki no Kyojin When they pull together and work as a team in Shingeki no Kyojin When there is an interesting plot development in Shingeki no Kyojin When there is a character’s backstory development
gaywhitesweater2: gaywhitesweater: do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”
It's nearing 1AM and my character has to finish a paper but they can't keep their eyes open. As their roommate, what do you do?
Send me "☎" and my Muse will answer the phone drunk.
Reblog And See What People Want From You!
Put an '♣' in my ask box if you like my RP style and tell me WHY.
Send Text Messages from Your Muse to Mine. (They Can Be as Many as You Want, and They Can Be about ANYTHING.)
rivaillevi-heichou: heichou-relatable: Everyone needs a Levi wrapped in christmas lights under a mistletoe on their blog. I needed this, thank you.
moses-relatable: viva-la-heichou: thatcrazytitankillingwhetavalian: I just… I don’t know…. the accuracy i fucking cant
suckmesleezi: pr1nceshawn: Things About Boobs That Women Can Easily Relate To by Flo Perry. its all true.
