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disowns: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass
misplacedeuropean: christianborles: THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS ON bROADWAY AND I TRIPPED PUTTING MY SOCK ON THIS M ORNING Most accurate description of my life.
send me a '☄' and I'll tell you something I like about you
Send the word 'Truth' along with a question and my character has to answer it honestly.
blackbirdrose: zerachin: theongreyjoy: that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time. #THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW
Send my muse "Trick or Treat!" and see what you get!
satan: dadvevo: its all fun and games until someone gets possessed by satan sorry
rendezvousramen: jordybordychan: laughing-llama: diglettdevious: consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: toliverecovery: instead of food porn we need some water, like i seriously don’t drink enough water and maybe some pictures like these would help:
jerkidiot: stevant: jerkidiot: i found a parasol in my basement and it makes me feel like a fancy british woman pic or it didn’t happen would u like a spot of tea
thickskin-tenderheart: My hobbies include making OC’s and making AU’s of those OC’s
When your RP partner is really QUALITY and you're just like ...
queerios-and-milk: I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
premiium: there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my Husband Best friend Brother
lynseylew: now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you: thefandommenace: How we imagine most English people speak. How most English people actually speak. GOD Move up the country and you might have to throw a few thi/thee/thine/thar’s in there for good measure.
Drop a URL in my inbox and I'll tell you what I think of them
The Knight, The Archer, The Psycho, And The Miner.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: *calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened
livinginamercilessworld: Eren and Jean in a nutshell
fronttbutts: Butt dial and booty call are basically the same words but they mean very different things.
colfercriss: that one ship that makes your entire body and soul hurt when you think about it
SEND ME A FETISH AND I'LL RATE IT
kamonegis: they are not ‘boy’ clothesthey are not ‘girl’ clothesthey are my clothes and i will wear what i feel comfortable in ( ´ ▽ ` )
jediteaparty: arauj0: aangnog: i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever” and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush” also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
Think of the number of followers you have. It doesn't matter if you have 10 or 1000, imagine ALL of them in the same room with you RIGHT NOW. That's a lot of people who have common interests and common obsessions. That room full of people is a room full
pineplapple: wow i cant believe the titanic sunk and the people filming it didn’t even stop to help
jaclcfrost: give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you
SEND MY CHARACTER AWKWARD QUESTIONS, AND IF THEY'RE TOO EMBARRASSED TO ANSWER IT, THEY'LL STRIP OFF AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING!
kurwah: send me the name of a ship and i can only reply with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)
sewbergamzee: tuucker: when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
Your muse sees mine up for sale at an auction. How much would your muse pay to buy them and why?
dylanolinski: I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate you, but you just laughed and proceeded to give a 90-minute long speech with the bullet lodged in your lung, where it remained for the rest of your life? Or when you tore up your
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
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Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.
davejade: when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously
hitlersasshole: racisrn: Dad: Stop watching anime and go outside! Me: この鍬でソウルジャボーイアップ
elouphant: elouphant: my-sterious: haziea: transcriber: donest: horrorpopped: Single September Only me October No boyfriend November D-deprived December Just me January Forever alone February Me myself and I March Alone again April Maybe
Your muse walks in on my muse undressing and catches the various scars along their body. What is your muses reaction? What do they do?
urbran: my dentist told me i have acute gingivitis and i asked if he was hitting on me. he was laughing so hard he had to leave the room
rick-grimess: there have been references to shane, sophia, and lori all in one episode please never look at me again
disappears: I think Tumblr has changed my whole personality and lifestyle
Send me 2 bands and i'll say which i like better.
kyousaya: when u see the name of your state on your dash and you’re like I LIVE THERE
internetexplorers: STOP SCROLLING quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful ok keep scrolling
sofiaauditores: when youre at the video game store and someone buys a game you like
goingmads: let’s all stop for a minute and thank jk rowling for not making the golden trio a love triangle
locksandglasses: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
perigilpin: i hate when people get all preachy and tell u that money won’t make you happy bc like actually it would solve a whole fucking ton of my problems thank u very much
ronweasley: Do you realise that sometimes when we lose a follower they didn’t actually unfollow us? They deleted their blog. It’s like thinking your neighbour moved out and then discovering he actually died.
deanovak: when youre googling your homework assignment and you find a website with all of the answers
togakiss: when you are training a pokemon and they can finally fight for themselves without dying
Put a pairing in my ask and I will only reply with a gif/reaction face.
buttgenie: sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
My muse pins your's against the wall and whispers "fuck me hard" in their ear. What does your muse do?
victoriavantoch-archive-blog: describe a tv show very badly in my ask and i’ll try to guess what it is
australiansanta: i’d be such a bad lawyer i’d just be like ‘your honour, tbh idk and idc like its up to u man’
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
necrophilic: when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
