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lovelostboy: After dinner dad told me that he and mom were having problems. She had not had sex with him in a few months. He started rubbing his huge bulge. It was all I could do to not stare as his cock got harder under his pants. We talked
buy1get1freeuse: “Sierra, remember to be nice to Uncle Damian” her mother had reminded her. “But mom, he’s not even my real uncle!” “He’s not, but he’s still a nice man who needs your help, and mommy’s best friend. So you do your part
swedepea: iloveradfems: caffeinatedfeminist: Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren Or domestic labour by the age of 7 And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either
lol I’m 2/3s of the way done with mowing the lawn and I’m getting over an asthma attack and my mom was downstairs cleaning the cat litter boxes and also having an asthma attack. It is not nice outside. I still have to collect garbage and
there’s a hottie with a perfect brown torpedo-shaped 9er less than 600 ft away from my mom’s house in FL. we been chatting but for some reason he’s not trying to meet up even though he’s been all day and likes my pics. it’s all I can do not
cognitivedissonance: killerdyke: micdotcom: Watch: An angry mom dragged her son out of the Baltimore riots This Baltimore mother was not pleased to see her son rioting across the city on Monday. And she did not hide her disdain. After recognizing
sillycarlos: sillycarlos: my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT
daph122: jakovu: queerboiswag: killerdyke: micdotcom: Watch: An angry mom dragged her son out of the Baltimore riots This Baltimore mother was not pleased to see her son rioting across the city on Monday. And she did not hide her disdain. After
ravnoc: ilkcm: mother-son-incest-love: DO NOT CUM INSIDE ME SON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets chat and share on Kik. Kikname: Mom_Son_Fun Sometimes it can be hard to not listen to your mother. 💦💦🍆
killerdyke: micdotcom: Watch: An angry mom dragged her son out of the Baltimore riots This Baltimore mother was not pleased to see her son rioting across the city on Monday. And she did not hide her disdain. After recognizing her son on television,
micdotcom: Not having kids (by choice or by chance) is a perfectly healthy and normal thing to do. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Just listen to the women who attended the first-ever Not Mom Summit, a safe-space conference for those who are
kanyemily: killerdyke: micdotcom: Watch: An angry mom dragged her son out of the Baltimore riots This Baltimore mother was not pleased to see her son rioting across the city on Monday. And she did not hide her disdain. After recognizing her son on
kingzncrooks: bchrisrenee: wordsofagreenwriter: lagonegirl: THIS Bragging about stealing is not acting black. Disrespecting your mom and other adults is definitely not acting black. She didn’t talk like a black girl either - more like an embarrassing
randomslasher: marauderice: bogleech: MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL. There’s a difference between not sharing and refusing to be bullied. Not to mention I feel like the whole ‘learning to share’ thing should
jenn-oddballpunk: micdotcom: Not having kids (by choice or by chance) is a perfectly healthy and normal thing to do. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Just listen to the women who attended the first-ever Not Mom Summit, a safe-space conference
I’m going to bed, Night I hate myself so many reasons I’m not socialable I’m annoying, if not my voice I can’t speak decent english I lost my spanish I hate my family I live in a 2br apartment with my mom and sister
nishlo: nishlo: once I got surgery and I was on really strong medication and my mom was upstairs but I wanted soup so I got a pan (not a pot) and put the soup in and everything was going fine but once it was ready I decided to dump it on the ground
thisismyveritas: I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from
perryplat: phinflynn: “Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“ “B to the O-R-I-N-G.” “Not yet Ferb.” i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.” he says ”not yet.”
pimpmymom: Mom was addicted to porn she’d sneak into my room while I was at work and watch for hours. Today I caught her bare-assed and wet. I think she lost track of the time and forgot when I got home, but maybe not >Forbidden Fantasies and
unclefather: pizzaforpresident: i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit not always. my mom’s dad did NOT want to be
wetcavediver: My brother and I didn’t know mom was home and she caught us fucking on the couch. Not only wasn’t she mad, she insisted in joining in and showing us the proper way to do it. First off get rid of that condom and I don’t want to see
privatefamilytime: My mom paused in her licking of my dick and said, “You won’t ever leave me, will you, son? Not like your daddy?” I smiled at her. “No, I won’t, not if you keep up what you’ve been doing the last few weeks.” She smiled
tigerfan371: Oh honey not so hard. Your father doesn’t fuck this hard. Yeah mom and you told me he rarely makes you cum either. Ive fucked 3 orgasms out of you already. I’m not done yet.
shethinksof: killerdyke:micdotcom: Watch: An angry mom dragged her son out of the Baltimore riots This Baltimore mother was not pleased to see her son rioting across the city on Monday. And she did not hide her disdain. After recognizing her son on
thejerkfacedance: not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea: not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea: UHM I’M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW????? MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE???? I JUST FOUND MY FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE APPARENTLY I WAS BORN IN AMERICA?????? I ASKED MY MOM LIKE WTF AND
spotthepigeon: nepeter: mom, dad… im a hotel mario youtube poop from 2007 Son, the Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Adam and AdadADAdadam and lotsa spaghetteve.
textsfromzootopians: 1. no it ain’t Flash 2. just like with Nick, JUDY IS TOO EASY 3. it’s not Yax but good try 4. Who here doesn’t love Fru Fru but no she’s not my fave 5. as funny as it is to feature her dad in texts, no. and no to her mom
prosthetical: probably-voldemort: probably-voldemort: My family is not very religious most of the time. We pray at Christmas and Easter and Thanksgiving dinners, and my mom’s entire side of the family excluding her parents and siblings is hardcore
nerdgul: shenicealisha: casual-sarcasm: can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times?? My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my
if-its-not-too-late-for-coffee: heart-seoul-soshi: The saga continues OMG this is so my mom and I it’s not even funny
incestophilia: Mom and I agree on one thing, it’s not incest if there is not penetration.
allthingstechtheatre: whitehairkun: uhhsage: petitiontobringbackthedodobird: “Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian.” *aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right* december-whether-or-not “The Bible says Adam and Eve, not *snap
yungwifey: stretchmarkilla: When Your Mom Is Yelling At You And You Trying Not To Turn Up On Her Ass … “Trying not to turn up on her ass” 😂😭 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sweetjanesays: brb busy making the rocking world go round #effyourbeautystandards (not a #fatkini but I’m still tagging it) #forever21 (my hat says gay power and my mom does not like it)
breedingandseeding: Mom looked at me with revulsion and arousal as I told her not only was I not going to pull out, I was going to make sure I knocked her up with my horse cock.
allthingstechtheatre: whitehairkun: uhhsage: petitiontobringbackthedodobird: “Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian.” *aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right* december-whether-or-not “The Bible says Adam and Eve, not *snap snap* *jazz
asskawa: Yaku is Nekoma’s mom and that’s probably why he and Suga get along so well and the two of them together are the best. He’s also the cutest person ever. Look at him eating watermelon. And him adoring Kenma not being shy like the proud
jaiking: nzurianne: queerboiswag: killerdyke: micdotcom: Watch: An angry mom dragged her son out of the Baltimore riots This Baltimore mother was not pleased to see her son rioting across the city on Monday. And she did not hide her disdain. After
Happy birthday to my mom. Someone who I could not live without. She has been there for me no matter what. Has always let me be me, even if sometimes it’s not a good thing. I have learned so much from you and I continue to learn everyday. I love
