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marauders4evr: whaticantremembernow: bando–grand-scamyon: stoicdaydreamer: violaslayvis: you didnt hear it from me but didi had an affair with chuckies dad and the “chuckies mom died” story was a coverup #staywoke y'all will not fuck my childhood
ruffboijuliaburnsides: naamahdarling: naamahdarling: egowave: this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone “Kill…me…” I manage to hiss through my teeth. The PTA moms in attendance do not respond.
consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
amx004qubeley:fughtopia:salon:As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission
kogeikun: Exclusive Pin-up For Patreons (90´s Show)Published Nov 9, 2016 The winner of this month has been one of my favorite series. The dexter’s laboratory. And as it could not be the one chosen was the mother of Dexter. One of my favorite milf
linkartoon: As you know, Deviantart suspended me for having published this drawing, but I have decided to publish my complete work in this space. I hope you like it and do not forget to comment :) ———————-Como sabran, Deviantart me suspendio
tovio-rogers: #gems all pinup-y. while not technically moms they are raising a child so they get included in the #ToonMoms #patreon set this month. alternate and psd available there soon. @slbtumblng yummy ;9
ifeelbetterer:the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW.
incestuous-creampie: Mom called me downstairs to help her with her computer, but when I got there, I found her like this. It was less than a minute before I was buried inside her sweet pussy and not long before she was cumming while begging me to fuck
ask-patch: Processing question… Fatal pun found! Patch is not really tolerant to puns. Since she’s resistant to most paradox statements we had to make her incapable of processing most puns and dad jokes. Mom jokes are fine though. This is the equivalent
farleysflavors replied to your post: apparently leelah alcorn’s mom is a te… i read somewhere that she apparently screams at some of the kids she teaches, particularly one that has adhd, according to a friend of leelah’s that sat in on a class
sex-in-the-family: txt: bro im in my room waiting for you, this time try not waking mom and dad up!! x
so there is a smart tv in my house and I almost put the porn I am watching by mistake on TV…the TV my mom is currently watching omg
rmroxinger: Yes, Mom. And not only that, I wanna put my bun in your oven!
maneating-orchids: “Arlene and Steve both suggested how I could kill myself… that’s not very motherly, is it?”
ifeelbetterer: the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW.
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: sariagray: ifeelbetterer: the difference between this show and allllll the others: Jayne’s reaction to the hat is not AWWWW MOM WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR THIS HAT but, instead, is THIS IS THE AWESOME HAT Y’ALL DON’T
I just noticed this. Probably not an intentional connection (since its a pretty common phrase) but I thought it was neat
My grandma is visiting and she brought a giant pot of chili for some reason
renegadeofthesantas: yami-of-darkness-bakura: I kid you not, my mom bought this tablecloth at the store…FOR NEW YEARS. Either my parents are taking an interest in my interests, or they’re secret Yu-Gi-Oh fans I’m going to open a restaurant and
tovio-rogers: #gems all pinup-y. while not technically moms they are raising a child so they get included in the #ToonMoms #patreon set this month. alternate and psd available there soon.
I think I’m slowly turning off men. I mean, I still love Josh, and will endeavour to spend the rest of my life with him, but I seem to have reached a point in my life where my internal monologue just goes “Oh, men? Eurgh!” Then again,
chlorokin: So all weekend at work we’ve been able to forego the usual uniform polo shirt, in favor of red, white and blue attire in honor of Memorial Day. Here’s yesterday’s look, almost sort of ‘50s housewife meets modern day soccer mom, but
dreads-of-a-mink: Just a thought. Maybe Koujaku treasures women so much because he killed his mom and he never wants to hurt another woman again?
koujaku killed his mom
thatsmybxtch: unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone
incestpornworld: *while my cousin is inside playing video games, I’m here banging his hot mom, now we will see who will finally break the news to him about his last four brothers, fifth on its way, are mine and not his dad’s*
incestmomandson: Hey guys can you please like and reblog this so I can see how many active followers I have also if you’re not already following please do it really helps. Who knows you might even hey a better picture in your DMS when you’ve done
unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there
secretsexcloset: Do NOT bother Mom, she’s taking a bath. And she’ll be a while.
twinkiesniper: For years, my mom has been asking me to help her find female characters to cosplay who are over 50 and not overly sexualized. There really arent too many. So as soon as overwatch announced a 60 year old sniper, I painted up one of my old
-tea replied to your post: my mom walked in to my room again….nak… What the fuck. I’m so sorry Don’t be sorry this isn’t the first time…..nor the last and not just my mother either but I won’t go there
She should have been the one to teach her daughter to go Black and not the other way around. But kuddos to the daughter for setting her Mom straight.
callmemrsbakugou: Todoroki: I figured it out.Endeavor: What do you mean? Todoroki: I’m adopted.Endeavor: No, you’re not! Look at you, you’re literally half me and half your mom-Todoroki: No. I mean, I have been adopted. I’m all packed. My new
Okay so this may sound really weird but like all of my mom’s friends who have tried talking to me about my figurines always start by asking how much they’re worth and that really bugs me???? If I bring the topic up that’s fine but when
When the mom friend asks if you've eaten dinner but you haven't consumed anything but cucumbers and freezies the last 3 days
yoursluttymom: Your mom told you that her getting breast implants was just to boost her self esteem and not to embarrass you in front of your friends. She never mentioned anything about giving them blowjobs though.
ponygirlrider: drawn-beauties: sexycomics: vviolence: missj666: (via 666serge666, janitoroflunacy) George Pichard little white girls entering the convent meant a new way of life but not what mom and dad thought
unclefather:mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there
I think my mom forgets that there’s such thing as time zones. I get that it was only nine there, but it was five am for me -.- And she didn’t even send me anything relevant. I got a picture of funnel cakes from her.
I’m just not coping with being so sick and being a mom. I don’t know why I wanted another. I think I must be insane.
dafatninja: consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it Tells really bad jokes all the time
momswetpussy: I love that my mom is using the hands-on approach when teaching me about sex and not just some 10-minute awkward talk.
rudegyalchina: trebled-negrita-princess: unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you
lilmizzkrazie: genderlessspacerockz: The mom squad regeneration's #pearl like: ah yes beauty and precision thats the name of the game#amethyst just one loud shrugging noise#garnet like hoLY FUCKING SHIT GUESS WHOS BACK THATS RIGHT ITS ME GODDAMN
snoopdogg420: qwp: slimey-mom: hey-rogby: itsducktime: JUST STRAIGHT UP PEPSI its so weird to see an actual product placement and not something like, bepis in order to avoud copyright infringement its even in the manga…its just fucking there
ancientsumeriancurse: geekbeyond: #MildlyInteresting │ Found a very sad recipe in my mom’s old depression cookbook (via coffeeandcontemplate ) It took me a moment to realize they ‘Depression” as in the era of depression and not the emotional
