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momskiffer: - Im so high, mom.- Me to, I told you to not put in so much gras. - No other way to get dad sleep dad so fast.- Yes, but one day he will wake up and come in.- Shit, he will gets a heart attack.- Fuck, I am so horny, boy!
fuck-me-till-the-end: ¤ So I hit the meat market looking for a young stud, and it didn’t take me long. I wanted a “zipless fuck,” steamy and hot, with no future. I told him I’d take him home but on the one condition that
Rooftop Fantasy (m/f)“So I really like this one guy at my school. He seems to be into me,and he knows I like him. I’ve told him. The thing is, I have no idea if he likes me or not. And over the March Break, I had nothing to do, and I was super horny.
Are you really trying to talk me into letting you cum one last time?I told you. No more orgasms. No more cum. You’re to remain in chastity at all times and never be allowed an erection. You wanted me to be cruel.When I rubbed my pussy against
premature-quickshot-ejaculator: “I gave you one simple fucking instruction, and you couldn’t do it! I told you I’m off the pill, so give me warning before you were about to cum!” “B-but it happened all of a sudden! I had no chance of warn-”
nfrgp: 7/8 - Subbie woke up extra horny this morning and I woke up with his hands all over me. Only one thing for that I thought !! I told him “No” and sent him out of the bedroom to get me a coffee, “…but pass me my buzzy before you go !”
van-helsa124: Today one of my dad’s friends asked me if I could sing. When I told them no they said that I probably had the voice of an angel and I couldn’t stop laughing because…
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
My husband’s telling me how one of his fellow soldiers used to be roommates with Sarah Palin’s son and one time when he got drunk, he stole his phone and drunk called Sarah Palin and told her he’d face fuck her and all sorts of vile things. No idea
momsonfuckhard: When it was thanksgiving, son dropped one day prior to my place. He told our family that he was here to help me with work and they should join us the next day. When he came here, there was obviously no work and bullshit. He just got his
motosofsf: I took this photo and wondered what “Rule No. 6” was. I found the bike owner’s website, MyReverseCommute.com, with an explanation: A lot of people ask me: what is Rule Number 6? I was first told the story back in college. One of those
Mr. Crude accepted an invitation to spend the afternoon with Melissa, one of his “A” students, at her family’s lake house. “It’ll just be you and me – no parents, so we can have fun without people asking you questions.” she told him. “If
I told my bf he should wake me up by cumming on my face one night, and apparently he came into our bedroom early this morning and came on my face… but I didn’t even wake up so I have no recollection of it.