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“Dick pics” grossed her out she told me. I’d sent her one of my meat when we were first dating. “Eww, no thanks…your dick is nice and all, but I don’t need to see it like that!” she said seeming repulsed. Amazing how quick that changed
girthyencounters: “Dick pics” grossed her out she told me. I’d sent her one of my meat when we were first dating. “Eww, no thanks…your dick is nice and all, but I don’t need to see it like that!” she said seeming repulsed. Amazing how
hushfordaddy: She was scared at first, but when I put my hard cock against my daughters tight asshole she was downright terrified. She sobbed and begged me to stop. I just told her that she could scream all she wanted, no one would hear her. The feeling
My design of armour for one of my fave games Destiny . Viking themed. Note: my friend told me that Vikings actually had no horns on their helmets. Interesting fact eh. Live and Learn! :)
mywifeand: After being pestered I finally decided to put some pictures on the website. I told my hubby that no one would be interested in me. Let’s prove him wrong! If you like what you see comment below and I’ll get in contact with you in the
jessthemonkey:I knew my sister had a large ass. We joked about it but she always told me I had no idea. I truly had no idea… My lil sis has one beautiful, awesome, amazing, sexy and fine ass that is made for fucking!!
adaytocomeoutswingingoverboard: scarlettrouillard: This is really important to me. I just got out of an abusive relationship, and I hope that no one ever has to feel like I did. It’s about time someone made this post. I told one of my exes that
deathlyinnocent: kattdogg: biococks: wowgay: my cat died and then the grim reaper decided to clean the litterbox how considerate of him oh my fucking god I TOLD YOU HE WAS A NICE PERSON BUT NO ONE WOULD EVER LISTEN TO ME
ilikeyourwife: I spent so much time and attention with her one weekend and she told me that her husband didn’t care (ok) and I agreed. I thought there was something between us but no. I liked her alot but have never heard back from her. Boo hoo!
Amy was finishing up the tease part of her striptease. She told me she can’t be the only one with no clothes on, and yanked my pants down. Next comes more oil, her sitting in my lap and my cock going into every crevice and slippery hole she offered
My stepdaughter loved getting back rubs from her mom, but when she was traveling for work I was the only one around. Rubbing her back was no problem, until she turned over and told me to keep going. Her large oily breasts and her rubbing of my bulge were
tricias-captions:I begged my boss not to make me do this, but she told me if I didn’t, she’d make up some bullshit “cause” to fire my ass. My husband was out of work, so I couldn’t afford to be out of work. And I knew no one would believe my
asirnkitten: I told her to take her time, experiment, focus on me. She was so shy and inexperienced, she had such a dirty mind but no one to help her explore those dark places. “That’s it, good girl,” I encouraged her. I didn’t tell her I was
aanabi: I had an anon last night who told me that I was shoving my ship in people’s face and that “no one is required to conform to [my] redemption headcanons” (among other things) and im really sorry if that’s how I come across. I never wanted
this is a game or anime… i don’t know but it’s called Neptunia V. the characters name are Vert Render and Blanc Render sisters, who got body swap, like wish upon a star.anyway, my friend told me no one made a body swap or any swap of Neptunia
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
nat2art: this is a game or anime… i don’t know but it’s called Neptunia V. the characters name are Vert Render and Blanc Render sisters, who got body swap, like wish upon a star. anyway, my friend told me no one made a body swap or any swap of
pftones3482: cephalopodvictorious: One time in high school a teacher saw my bra strap slip out of my shirt sleeve (because I have no shoulders) and she told me in front of the class that if I didn’t fix it permanently so that she and the boys couldn’t
unclefather: unclefather: One time my grandma, who has absolutely no filter, told my cousin he had a face only a mother could love. And he said “Well you’re a mother” and she said “Your own mother” Another time my grandma gave me cookies
pooka1970: alexinspankingland: I should just listen more frequently. Please don’t. Ok, I’ll remind you that you told me this next time I’m running around wildly and obeying no one! :P
grimphantom2: thaman2016: Some of you may be wondering why I’m reposting this one. Well, I posted it before Mark Moore told me he prefered to be paid before I posted it. Well, now that he and I are square, I’m able to share it again. And no, I
thequeensboudoir: Fun fact: one time i wore this dress to the mall with my friends (i had spanx under it) and had no idea how short this dress actually was until this lady told me these guys were taking pics of me cuzz you could see my cheeks 😁
how come no one ever told me DBZ gifs loop damn near perfectly. You barely have to do anything and they loop.
Can we talk about how I told one of my coworkers today that I go to the comic book store every Wednesday and she said, “Oh! So you’re like Sheldon! From Big Bang Theory!” No. No, I am not.
princelypaws: i’ve been drawing shingekis all night i should probably go to bed. chinhands also have i ever told you guys how much i hate tumblrs image compression
jlayton4: Legs and a little bicep action. With my fav BCAAs @lifts4merica I preciate it man. I had a guy told me tonight he never sees me training with anyone when I do legs… It’s sad I guess no one wants to put in the work for something
peachypersici:I recently saw a palm reader and she told me that sometimes I may seem scattered, but it’s simply because I have fifty different creative ideas happening at once in my head, each one itching to come out. No truer thing has ever been said
ezrella: one time i asked a walmart worker if they had any vampire weekend albums and he told me “no, the halloween music is seasonal”
badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was
jokerous: When I was a little boy and told people I was gonna be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well no one’s laughing now. JOKER (2019) dir. Todd Phillips
naijacurls: Tips for Growing Out Your Nape Hair A couple of months ago, one of my old co-workers told me “the back of your hair is so full and long”, when she saw my hair in this high puff, and subsequently “you have no kitchen” (for all of
sourcedumal: playfulpromises: My mother told me once that getting old was a blessing and a curse - on the one hand, she doesn’t have to worry about men trying to coax her into cars, on the other she is now invisible. Older women, no longer considered
little-miss-conception: My wonderful man (the fun one who lets me have my impreg risk fun with) told me today he had something fun planned for tonight. I thought maybe a movie, that sort of thing. No, he did his research and put together a little condom
slut-problems: No one ever told me I was special. I was an ugly duckling with braces and bad hair, thick glasses and too many zits. I was overweight too. But somehow at the end of puberty I shed my baby weight and the glasses and braces came off, the
katchan00: myseri: vickymaus: I don’t honestly understand why there is such hate and repulsion towards women’s leg hair. Could anyone explain, please? Anecdote: My grandmother was a young nurse in WW2. She told me that no one shaved their legs
kyuuti-hanii: kyuuti-hanii: sexy-hell-pig: killuka: this was the most dramatic nonsense i have ever watched No one ever told me what accursed anime this is from. Gundam Wing When you invite someone to your birthday party and they rip up your
prettypleasedaddy: So I got up and told Daddy I was going potty, to which he responded “no you aren’t little one” I say oh? and he tells me I’m not allowed 😩 I beg and beg and beg but no matter what he kept telling me no, getting sterner with
sithinthesheet: Master also told me to go out with no panties and to sneak to the bathroom and take pictures of my little pussy to show Him in front of our friends. This was one of them.
iamalphamale: The unconditional love and admiration of a household pet is one of the purest joys in life. My wife had reservations when I told her that Cathy followed me home and I asked if we could keep her. I don’t take kindly to being told no,
ultrafacts: At one point he had a five-year, ี million contract with the St. Louis Rams. “My agent told me, ‘You’re making the biggest mistake of your life,’” said Brown. “And I looked right back at him and I said, ‘No I’m
whiskygrl: sixfeetunderheaven: hah! if someone ever tells me that long distance relationship works, ill never believe it will last long. eventually the love dies out. I should know, ive been in one and ive been told that she no longer feels that the
she-minions: Virginity is a social construct but when my best friend at 13 asked me if she was a still a virgin after her stepdad raped her it was very important that I told her yes because no one could take that away from her without her consent, and
chordmaslow: today everyone told me my shirt looked amish so my teacher was like kiley will you get my stapler and i was like here and handed to him and hes like no the one that works and i was like it does work and hes like ugh will you just stand by
beyanca: i used to be so self hating where i would only hang out with white people and if there was more than two blacks i would leave the room and one day this girl monisha told me the damn T she was like “no matter how many crackas u fuck wit
kittycargo: hiddlesnugget: the—-dope—-show: rnoosealeki: whitecrippledwings: So I finally looked up the whole song, and I just…. THIS ISN’T ANY BETTER IT JUST GETS WORSE You told me once dear you really loved meAnd no one could come
Two of my girlfriends are always being told what great legs and butts they have, but no one says anything like that to me. I have glasses, and braces, and hair that cannot be tamed. I’m clever, but that’s it. I’m lonely; I feel ugly and insecure.
just-shower-thoughts: No drug dealer I have ever encountered has offered me a “First One’s Free to get you hooked” deal, like my school and parents told me would happen as a kid. Kind of disappointed.
girliew: Told you all I had a bunch of videos of hers and I had a Tumblr Crush on her….but NO ONE seems to know who she is…IF YOU KNOW, text me and let me know….THANKSGirlie
dirty-brunette-beauty: I told you before and I’ll tell you again….no one wants your cock more than me.
littlesisterwish: My boyfriend had broken up with me and I told my big brother I wanted to get a photo of my pussy creampied and send it to my ex. He offered to help, saying that no one would be able to tell it was his sperm and he had always kinda been
drellmaster: Submission. This daughter told me that she and her father pretend they are married in public to no one knows.
Ngl being lovingly bullied into submission being told I’m obviously not a domme is a surprisingly good move by a top. and I just feel it’s a shame no-one seem to enjoy to exploit that part of me
femboy4lez:“Yes Your Ladyship, I told my boyfriend I’d no longer be having sex with him, now that I’m your pet. He took it quite well actually, and in fact wants me to lock him up in one of those chastity devices. Imagine that!”
ruski75:crimsonchastity:Lucy - took me a long time to accept that and I told no-one about how we lived for years. then some people found out and it wasn’t that bad at all and now I tell everyone. well almost everyone and nearly everyone thinks it’s
playfulpromises: My mother told me once that getting old was a blessing and a curse - on the one hand, she doesn’t have to worry about men trying to coax her into cars, on the other she is now invisible. Older women, no longer considered useful by
