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thenightling:
dear diary, today I watched an episode of a tv show and no one I liked died so that’s, you know, an improvement
ojai-onyx: domwithpen: sexual-and-clever: grapebabies: When someone wakes you up. ….i literally almost died. so cute. DEAD hahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
kickingincrediblydankshit: bandboss: kushkitten420: legalize. legalize! LEGALIZE!!LEGALIZE!!LEGALIZE!!LEGALIZE!! I almost died of a caffeine overdose. My blood pressure was through the roof and I could’ve had a stroke at any minute. There is no
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
thelunahoneybadger: shiroifeather: he’s gay and european!! I think I almost died.
cryptdoorscreak: lurkthis: Fuck yeah I saw this at Mother’s and almost died from excitement. It’s tastes exactly like pumpkin schnapps mixed with eggnog but better since there’s no booze in it.
farfromthetrees: painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. I drank gin ONCE.
mdpotts:I saw the new genji skin and almost died
jiraiah: jiraiah: hhhhhhhhhuuuu my moms still in jail and its almost christmas im ready to die 🙃 had to spend christmas without my mom so thats not great. i got to visit her but i think it made me feel more depressed than i was before i’m sorry
itslikethe-endofthe-world: keepcalmandpalm: Meanwhile in Britain Saw this last night and almost died.
thebadgirlwithgoodintentions: This week has been crazy. I almost died. I broke my pelvis in 6 pieces. I broke 4 of my ribs and had to get my face fixed. That car, my Jetta, Majesty, I got her all by myself & i lost her in a split second. This is
pussy-and-pizzza-x: zwamboobs: white culture: almost dying to crisps that aren’t even spicy. 😂😂😂 Imagine being this lame…
tama9toma: “Hey Blondie" I really like this song and can’t stop listen to itttt (it’s a very cute song but I almost died at “Hey, nice hips” lol) awesome song by frozest (◕‿◕✿)
justjerrae: rafi-dangelo: Y'all she was studying for finals, having a baby, and almost dying but her hair is LAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDT. Black Girl Magic ✨
darkerdragon:I swear, Korra loses something at the end of every seasonBook 1: she loses her bendingBook 2: she loses her connection to her past livesBook 3: well, she kinda almost dies, then then can’t walk for a while, and basically she’s out of
pentrin: thebeatlesordie: sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them but then I remember beatlemania and… how one time a girl almost died because she tried to mail herself to the beatles
aspidosecalis:My brother is really obsessed with shoes so I asked him about the shoes Jou almost died over and this was his immediate response. I don’t even know what an Air Max 95 *is* he just identified them on sight.
dontkillseanbean: The man has got a serious death wish. 1 episode into Legends and Sean Bean has ALMOST died 6 times.
rockinialler: wtf why does he look like a fucking model even with the wind in his face and the weather so cold harry almost died wtf zayn
That moment when your almost to climax… and your vib dies 😢😓 better luck next time I suppose
Found this at my local grocery store and almost died!
Choking on your saliva is so weird like “there I was just being a natural human being when all of a sudden I was overwhelmed by the amount of liquid in my mouth and almost died”
Spent hours watching Patrick Walsh’s vines and almost died
rafi-dangelo: Y'all she was studying for finals, having a baby, and almost dying but her hair is LAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDT.
pardonmewhileipanic: bluestockingsredux: She is so perfect. i met her in person a few years ago and almost died on the spot so funny
insertnerdyjokehere: twelvety-cans-of-cant: letsmakeitwrite: cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them
yourplayersaidwhat: Context: Our campaign takes place in a modern settings with a few fantasy elements mixed in. We just had an intense battle where half of our party got knocked out and our Ranger ended up almost dying. After we won, our back up arrived
shellstrop: The day you left for Frankfurt, I almost died. Some kind of near-death experience. And it was so easy, I could have just slipped away. Then I had a vision of you. I came back for you.
pentrin:thebeatlesordie:sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking thembut then I remember beatlemania and… how one time a girl almost died because she tried to mail herself to the beatles
pikse: This line was in the movies. Why does Sherlock Holmes always have to almost-die and cause panic attacks to John?
rivainibabe: vikkidc: pumpkinmcqueen: Have you seen the changes that happen to a pregnant person’s body? Seen a person go through child birth and almost die, face grey? Seen someone’s organs taken out of their body for a c section? All for them
sexycpl8285: He almost died pounding me for an hour and a half…Happy Valentines Day to me. Ms Girl 85
WE LITERALLY ALMOST DIED. WE HEARD FOOTSTEPS CREEPING UP ON US. I CAN’T STOP CRYING AND LAUGHING. I’ve never been more scared
sexycpl8285:He almost died pounding me for an hour and a half…Happy Valentines Day to me. Ms Girl 85
shooter4588: “The Cotton Bubble!” - When I spotted this MILF, I almost died. I couldn’t believe how soft, round and thick her ass was! I say soft cause it looks so fucking soft! I wish I could be fucking that phat ass every night!! Full video up
pentrin:thebeatlesordie: sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them but then I remember beatlemania and… how one time a girl almost died because she tried to mail herself to the beatles
thebeatlesordie: sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them but then I remember beatlemania and… how one time a girl almost died because she tried to mail herself to the beatles in
orphanblack: The day you left for Frankfurt I almost died. I had some kind of near death experience. It was so easy, I could of just slipped away. And then I had a vision of you. I came back for you.
domwithpen: sexual-and-clever: grapebabies: When someone wakes you up. ….i literally almost died. so cute. DEAD oowwnn
yeslillylillylove: irresistable-and-in-control: Today’s theme…Just things I enjoy. The first time he asked “Are you on birth control?” I almost died. When he didn’t wait for an answer before telling me that he was going to fuck me raw, filling
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. It goes away eventually😉
agentlemanandasavage: thorgirl420: Oh fuck yes Daddy choke me till I am almost dying and pound that pussy so fucking hard! Gentleman Savage
loveknows-hang: domwithpen: sexual-and-clever: grapebabies: When someone wakes you up. ….i literally almost died. so cute. DEAD omg
tony-stark-ing: Tony almost dies in space and this is LITERALLY the first thing he does upon returning to earth…..I love him. Iron Man (2013) issue #16
vanilla–earl-grey:I went for a run today and almost died. I’m so out of shape. 😭
