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“I’m very weak, I’m too weak to fight. I must rest and think of a way to protect myself from the terrible rays of kryptonite. I almost died because Luthor’s cowardly attack! ”
Nakigitsune (Touken Ranbu) poster I did for an incoming con!! Hope you like it, I had so much fun with it! (and almost died drwing flowers haha Details aren’t really my thing!) But i’m pretty proud of this one =)If you like my art please support by
pussymodsgaloreBDSM clit torture. Vacuum pump her clit until well swollen, then tie it off. Next position the arms of a small shackle either side and push a needle through the lot. Now pull upwards!An earlier poster says: “I almost died watching this”.
I am not much of a girly-girl. I can barely sit still long enough to get my haircut and the one or two times I’ve let someone color my hair at a salon, I almost died with the amount of time it took. But I do usually make some effort to look good. One
uzumakinindo: “remember that one time we almost died and you said you loved me”
thatcutieinblacksocks: Omg!!!! My two loves, Ricky Roman and Jake Bass are literally the two hottest guys I have ever seen together,I almost died watching this
julia-christina: oncloudnialler: [x] LMFAO. I SAW THE VIDEO FOR THIS AND ALMOST DIED. OMG i cant stop laughing :D
connorfranta: NEW Video »> How I Almost Died (I’ll be following/checking out accounts that reblog this post!) I can relate to when I was driving by myself on a perfectly sunny day, and a car pulls out across my lane, not giving me enough time
allcreatures: inbunden: “A dog almost died and needed an emergency operation after she wolfed down a family of toy cats. Snowy the West Highland Terrier had to be operated on by vets after she swallowed five ceramic ornaments.” Telegraph This
I’m not gay but Bruce Jenner was an incredibly sexy olympian a real man, gorgeous…almost breath taking…Now look at him LOL hahahahaha he is a sorry disgrace of his former self totally pathetic and disgusting I wish the old Bruce was back
h99d: 'I forgot the word for cute.''Dogs are cute, so I used that word instead.' how my friend met her bf and almost smacked him haaaaa it was kinda cute so i made a comic They were probably talking about how good dog tastes…
I’ll be taking a break for the next couple of days, my cat almost died today and it’s in a operating room, with two of her kittens inside her.I’ll keep you updated…
I edited the last piece so it doesn’t suck as much \o/! if you see the new version, you won’t be able to unsee the old version’s suckage \o/!this is what I get for being a perfectionist \o/!thanks and I hope you’re having a wonderful day with
kropotkindersurprise: 2019 - Antifascists remove fascist propaganda in Denver, Colorado. Keep your city clean! A few weeks later another antifascist was stabbed multiple times by a fascist while removing Patriot Front stickers in Denver, and almost died.
fivecentimeterspersecond: Yup, it’s official…I’m shaking in tears… Between Erza almost DYING and Natsu in tears…oh my gosh, my emotions are seriously out of whack T__T This scene was soooo incredibly powerful though. I don’t ship Natsu/Erza,
doctorwhyyy:DW VALENTINE CARDS FOR EVERY KIND OF RELATIONSHIPBONUS:
emotionalfriend: can fandom stop insisting that the shot of post-shower morgan in s7 is an important shot to gif in character gifsets for him on the same level as things like confronting buford and almost dying because it’s actually pretty disgusting
Okay I took the day off. My mentor made me. The really sweet special ed teacher also supported me for it. The secretaries reminded me that I’m entitled to it. I fibbed and said that a childhood friend died. They filled in some of the obvious blanks.
rejectedprincesses: Marie Equi died on this day in 1952.When I wrote that initial tweetstorm, I hadn’t finished all my research into her. It’s important to not leave out: Marie Equi was physically abusive and she almost certainly either cheated on
rafi-dangelo: Y'all she was studying for finals, having a baby, and almost dying but her hair is LAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDT.
gokuma: gnarly: WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES phone: *starts beeping to inform me it’s almost dead*me: stop panickingphone: *beeps again*me: I know, I know…phone: *beeps and shows the red line on the battery level*me: *runs
halleberiberi: vulvapeople: radfemale: my nursing lecturer was saying how her daughter almost died at birth and the doctor said ‘you’re lucky she’s a girl because girls are more resilient, even from birth’ and she just thought he was comforting
protectorwodahemerald: and-i-might-have: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts I just appreciate the simplicity of Normal, Okay, and Hot Coffee. I almost died laughing at all of this.
That awkward moment when you are reading Breaking Dawn and realize that Bella Swan has sex, gets pregnant and almost dies
st4ndt4ll: my mom just walked in my kitchen wearing her halloween costume and i literally spit up all my food and almost died.
mieran-sanctuary:So Undead-Potatoes showed me this post and said it reminded her of our Skyrim OCs and after we had almost died laughing for a while I had a mighty need to draw it because this is what I want to use my limitless powers for.Best OT3 there
dude-thats-my-ghost: dude-thats-my-ghost: THERE WAS A PLASTIC BAG FLOATING IN THE AIR AS WE DROVE BY AND I WHISPERED TO MY MOM “do u ever feel like a plastic bag” AND WE ALMOST CRASHED THOSE WOULDVE BEEN MY LAST WORDS I COULDVE DIED STOP
soulsilvers:pearl chugs at least two whole disgusting bottles of mayonnaise on stage and almost dies and marina is like wow. lesbian love is real(inkling font)
sensual-armpit-rubs: halleberiberi: vulvapeople: radfemale: my nursing lecturer was saying how her daughter almost died at birth and the doctor said ‘you’re lucky she’s a girl because girls are more resilient, even from birth’ and she just
therandomninjakitty: I almost died today. We were driving downhill when we hit a bump that caused the tire to lose traction and spin out of control. The car spun in circles and would’ve flipped if we hadn’t got stuck in a sandbank. Amazingly we didn’t
gallusrostromegalus:groenendaze:here’s a video from last night where i almost died It’s been a week and I’m still not over this video because1. The serendipitous cinematography alone is amazing but2. Where the HELL did you find this song and 3.
phantompromise:friendly reminder that in kingdom hearts 2 goofy almost dies and mickey mouse turns around, squints into the distance, and says in a mickey mouse voice “they’ll pay for this”
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Lea: Hey, watch this.Isa: The last time you said that, you broke open a moldy Aquapet and drunk the water. You went to the hospital and almost died.
oshun67:12-18-2016 is my fiances birthday. This was a stressful year for us with his health issues and almost dying while in intensive care in a coma. But we made it!!! He turns 51 today and next month I will be 50. Older Black men loving each other
phantompromise: friendly reminder that in kingdom hearts 2 goofy almost dies and mickey mouse turns around, squints into the distance, and says in a mickey mouse voice “they’ll pay for this”
holyho: Two nights ago my man got back into town and we were having sex then he referenced my macaroni & cheese post on Instagram. Dead ass said “Your pussy sounds just like Mac and cheese” in the middle of fucking I almost died on the dick
vampireapologist:remember when jane eyre is like “I cant live here anymore” so she just leaves and like. walks into the moors or whatever and almost dies of exposure? bc I really feel that
annikhorrore: Ah remember when I went to see Arctic Monkeys and almost died queueing but got to the front row, saw fabulous Humbug hair and Alex in a fucking Mystery Jets shirt plus actually singing in British English that was perfect.
livinghopelessly: angelstonaa: Yall ever be laying w/ somebody and try to breathe like them and almost die? @kenzie2dope
sexual-texts: “Y'all ever be laying w/ somebody and try to breathe like them and almost die?” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
vulvapeople: radfemale: my nursing lecturer was saying how her daughter almost died at birth and the doctor said ‘you’re lucky she’s a girl because girls are more resilient, even from birth’ and she just thought he was comforting her but she
hirxeth: “All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you’re always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest
I almost died today too ps, we were driving and this transport truck driving towards us just started going into our lane and darfin had to swerve hard so we didn’t get crushed. I’m like 75% sure the driver was asleep or near it.
darfin made me cum for the first time ever from just sex alone and idk how it happened but I died I think
update on pole: we did actual inversions today and I felt bad about myself because my body isn’t use to pole after three weeks and I’m pretty sure I fucked up my finger
isohiko:man all i want is to come home watch anime w my significant other get dicked down till i almost die then eat and cuddle and pass out together
mandragora-juice: I got sick and almost died (not really) so I forgot to keep posting stuff here. Resolution was broken. Fun while it lasted. Everyone’s got their own ideas of the costume change and I can’t wait to see what it’ll actually be.
lulz-time: st4ndt4ll: my mom just walked in my kitchen wearing her halloween costume and i literally spit up all my food and almost died. Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard
newyorker:“Every so often, you hear stories on the news about a toddler who somehow manages to start the family car and drive the vehicle across town, where the law finally apprehends him—and it’s almost always a him—before too much damage has
the-dying-light: Almost 10 years and Korra is still tired is your shit
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