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sirjocktrainer2: tuxedrone: He didnt know it was a uniform…until it took control. Very nice set boy Jacob had recieved the 3 piece suit in the mail from a fan. He got a huge thrill from both being bought gifts from online strangers, and being told
ifucktrannys: straight up lame for this bullshit nigga frontin his shit like he didnt know what time it was he knew I’m guessing and probably regrets its nigga you already got your dick sucked fighting her not gonna solve your mistake@luv4blacktgirls@chi
katrinajadefetishmodel: i went by my friends house for a quick fuck, i told him he could cum all in my pussy, but he wanted to cum on my tits this time instead. good thing his wife and kids didnt come home before i left. i was really nervous, they were
So in DND my party got shrunken down and put into a dollhouse nightclub and had no clue what was going on until charlie and sam found them and charlie being the lil shit he is HAS to pick the house up and mess with itwhile it didnt last long it was really
jongsuk’s cute reaction when he wanted to hug a fan but it didnt go as planned (≧∇≦)
terra-butt: I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.I TOLD HIM HE DIDNT HAVE TO HELP ME AND GOD BLESS HIS BEAUTIFUL SOUL.
jusslikebruddas: WAVES Feb.11 why he acting like he didnt fire cudi. and what amber rose got to do with anything. kanye has lost it.
schmergo:schmergo:I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
naimask: #CAN WE JUST FOCUS ON JEFF’S HAND IN THE THIRD GIF?????????? #THE WAY HE’S PRESSING ON HER BACK AND BRINGING HER CLOSER
janthonyashtoreth: broke: crowley and aziraphale are gay woke: crowley and aziraphale are morosexual but only for each others specific brand of idiocy
fortylinestare: reminder that in POA sirius broke into hogwarts on a full moon night so he didnt have to confront remus and also presumably so that no faculty could blame remus for helping him into the castle since he was too busy being a werewolf
casscruff: thessagray: i was about to lose my v-card the other night when the guy asked “are you ready” and i answered ”aye aye captain!!!”. needless to say, i’m still a virgin #if he didnt respond with ‘i cant hear you’ then he is
67-cassbutts: dadclaus: dadclaus: why did the cucumber blush because he saw the salad dressing I spent a solid five minutes trying to understand this joke because I thought it said Cumberbatch and I didnt understand what he had to do with salads.
luficerr: i took my dog for a walk once. i tied him to a tree in the park so i could go pet a scared kitty. i went home and made dinner. i was almost finished but i had a bit of hamburger left so i called my dogs name so he could eat it. he didnt come
joopi: i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until
theyellowbrickroad: when i was 14 i sent a really mean message to this guy because i thought he was cheating on my best friend and it was like “i cant believe you would do that to her you piece of shit you dont deserve her” but it turned out he didnt
blk-accounts: trappershowsall: claudelondon87: Damn he’s a pro cruiser and sucker NO STUPID. THATS HIS FUCKBUDDY. HE DIDNT CRUISE HIM. THEY SET IT UP Someone takes there cruising very seriously 😉
-_- my mom just talked to TeeJay’s new owners. He’s going to neutered :( poor doggie!!! but this situation reminds me of TOY STORY 3…the ending.. no spoiler but yeah. TeeJay’s new family has a lil boy and i heard he didnt sleep
saladofrob: jetgreguar: terra-butt: I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.I TOLD HIM HE DIDNT HAVE TO HELP ME AND GOD BLESS HIS BEAUTIFUL SOUL. this went from funny to
autisticsimonblackquill: yknow, looking back, nahyuta finding out that a’nohn ihmus is datz mustve been a fucking whirlwind for him. like he only figured it out along with phoenix, right? like, he didnt look at a’nohn and recognized the clothes or
So, i told my dad i didnt want to go to Reign anymore. and he said: “oh okay, thats good, i wasn’t gonna let you go anyways.” then he started laughing. THAT DUMB BUTT. hahaha well, have fun everyone whose going to Reign.
bagmilk: rnisandrists: im so mad. he didnt mess up at all. that stupid bitch he sexted and sent nudes to in confidence messed up. they unverified him are you fucking kidding me
imlookin4modelny: 19yo kid did a shoot he got horny wanted to jerk off i told him i didnt like the hairy chest and he offered to shave it 6-4-2004
littlelisaten: as nervous as she is in this outfit, she agreed to do anything for him as long as he didnt break up with her. however later tonight he is going to tell her to lose the bra and see how serious she is about staying with him.
theurbanspaceboi:i for one welcome ryan reynolds to tumblr and i am confident that he has what it takes to not only survive but thrive in the funnyman game
shinypincurchin:shinypincurchin:Yesterday at FYE i bought a plushie and dude didnt give me a bag just the boy and a receipt and i was like “hey bro can you give me a bag i really dont wanna be carrying this around the mall” and he was like
jetgreguar: terra-butt: I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.I TOLD HIM HE DIDNT HAVE TO HELP ME AND GOD BLESS HIS BEAUTIFUL SOUL. this went from funny to adorable really
perks-of-being-chinese: alchemist-rising: itssexualhour: one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and
peetasboxers: samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN
it’s been a week since SD2 has contacted me and he usually is a textaholic and i have been trying to get into contact with him, should i worry?idk i hope he didnt die (or get caught by his wife)
brownsugaahbabyyy: la-diablareina: it’s been a week since SD2 has contacted me and he usually is a textaholic and i have been trying to get into contact with him, should i worry?idk i hope he didnt die (or get caught by his wife) I haven’t heard
brownsugaahbabyyy: la-diablareina: brownsugaahbabyyy: la-diablareina: it’s been a week since SD2 has contacted me and he usually is a textaholic and i have been trying to get into contact with him, should i worry?idk i hope he didnt die (or get
mcsingle: mcsingle: mcsingle: mcsingle: tell me why the plumber at my house right now just slapped my ass NOW HES TAKING FOOD FROM MY FRIDGE HE’S MAKING A PITA WRAP HE DIDNT EVEN ASK HE ATE ALL OF MY HAM AND HES TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE IM GOING
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
mygirlsuckuncut: asistersspeciallove:Amirah Adara My Daddy caught me the other day sucking off a boy in my bedroom; he didnt mind I was sucking dick, he was super upset that the cock was circumcised. He took out the next day and fucked me with his Huge
She was half asleep when he moved on top of her, kissed my wife’s neck. She didnt know at the time that it was my brother, not me…..All she knew was that she wanted him. She parted her legs and he just slipped in so easily.When he whispered in
in other not super sad thinkings of bun: I will pay someone to just film ted cruz all day, nothing cheers me up more than watching his awkwardness. he is what happens when a blobfish somehow finds itself running for president and doesnt know how he got
unstablehunter: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
solarcrashx: one time my friend was walking and she needed to cross the street and a guy stopped for her and rolled down his window and she was like “oh god here it comes” and didnt look just kept walking and he yelled “i like your shirt, kid!”
cindry: every once in a while my brother mentions how much he liked oreo os cereal and was really bummed out they discontinued it and i didnt think much about it but this morning he got a package from south korea? i cant even fucking believe this
the-absolute-best-posts: cindry: every once in a while my brother mentions how much he liked oreo os cereal and was really bummed out they discontinued it and i didnt think much about it but this morning he got a package from south korea? i cant even
