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http://daddysfembabysitter.tumblr.comI met this stud at a hotel and i told him about this fantasy ive been having of a man like him making me his woman. He didnt say a word and i felt so embarassed. He grabbed my hand and brought me up to his room, i
egregiouserr: goodboyhypnotoy42: when his roommate asked if he could try to hypnotize him he didnt see where it could go wrong, but if this hypnotized boi could see himself now naked and hard in the deepest trance he might have thought twice about agree
samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF
daughter2breed: As soon as daddy pulled his cock out his penis pump, i knew his 3 yard cock would not fit. He pushed my head down and lifted my ass, pushing his cock into my fuckhole. I whined and begged for mercy “Daddy it wont fit” … He didnt
serenitised: crystalshades: spritekid: euoria: they way he looks at her like hes got the world right in front of his eyes and he turns away when she looks up sigh so sad cause she didnt really see how he smiled at stared at her…. i just watched
femdomgynarchy: When he asked her to marry him he didnt realise what is future would be ! now she has had him castrated and he serves her as her slave
peetasboxers: samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN
cindry: every once in a while my brother mentions how much he liked oreo os cereal and was really bummed out they discontinued it and i didnt think much about it but this morning he got a package from south korea? i cant even fucking believe this DO
mmblaq: i like how sometimes when myungsoo says something u can always see him cringe @ himself like he knows what he said was so bad and he just has a look in his eyes like Trust Me I Wish I Didnt Say That Too
:::My boyfriend didnt know i was in discourse with human pet guy and now he gets to learn all about Tumblr Kike Drama™ hey speaking of this!! @ goyim: remember when an antisemite joked about (sexually?) enslaving a jewish minor and you all thought it
slipknots:i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
blacksquares:pythagoras believed that out of all the planets earth was the worst and the further you could get away from earth the better. some guys burned down his house but he didnt lose his cool he just walked out into the woods and died
eatmynutsack: HOMIE KEPT STARING AT MY DICK PRINT WHEN I WAS WORKING OUT AND FOLLOWED ME IN THE WOODS AND HE STOOD INFRONT OF ME AND DIDNT SAY ANTHING HE JUST DROP TO HIS KNESS
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sevenpercent-stronger: What I love about this is that it’s the ‘real’ Sherlock, and while he hasn’t hidden who he really is from John in the past, this is when he’s really ADMITTING for the first time, not just telling. He’s not telling John
lovefromyourginger: niselle: by seduff-stuff He didn’t know what she thought she was doing there. He did, in fact, recall warning her away from the party. But did she listen? Of course not. She never did. He sighed and ran a hand through his hair
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
bedtimeforbadgirls: I was half asleep when he moved on top of me, kissed my neck. I didnt know what time it was, all I knew was that i wanted him. I parted my legs and he just slipped in so easily.When he whispered in my ear “I’m not going to
cindry: every once in a while my brother mentions how much he liked oreo os cereal and was really bummed out they discontinued it and i didnt think much about it but this morning he got a package from south korea? i cant even fucking believe this IF
bronx88e: Met this “straight” 👀 dude at made in Mexico tonight dope down town nyc lounge. He didnt let me record him eatin my dik and eatin his ass but he was down fot a head vid.. He nutted in a min which i expexted after the way i tongue fuked
witheringawaytogether: samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS
assbuttsofarendelle: We need to talk about this. Notice how mjolnir starts to lift then gets planted back. And steves hands readjust. Steve is worthy. Steve is hella worthy and he knows it. He probs didnt lift it to spare someones feelings or something.
the-milk-eyed-mender: smallcarltons: lornemilee: viciousfuckingvitani: I was trying to give him a bath…. He clearly didnt want it Oh Damien…. Bawww, cutie. HE’S. “>:U” “NO MOM”
whitedane: pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG Ceiling Dad is watching you pee
tappingtomlinson: brittun: tappingtomlinson: THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION HE DIDNT AND I FELT
starllex: my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed
A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge; to live a day without him & if she did it he would love her more. The girl agreed and she didnt talk to him for a day without knowing he had only 24 hours to live because he was suffering from cancer. She went to
unstablehunter: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
chongoblog:yeah sorry i guess i didnt feed him and he got a little rowdy and just fucked up the post, now he’s feeling all guilty that we have to reblog it in the right order. sorry.
bepeu: my mother helped someone at the grocery store pick out a watermelon because he didnt know how to smack them to check their goodness and then he bought her flowers to thank her and im glad that kindness recognizes kindness
hidekanez:this is so cute he legit didnt know his name and he used it as soon as he was told what it wwas #bokutoisnottrash2k15
beonetta: i work at a phone store and some guy came in because he didnt know his password . so i have my corperate boss pull up the password and it turns out he was right but the person who typed his password just royally fucked it up. i asked the man
best-of-funny: starllex: my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed
angryish-hamster: On my parents’ first date, my dad took my mom to the Dole pineapple farm and then to a walnut plantation because they were in hawaii, and my mom wouldn’t eat anything he offered her and he thought she didnt like him but it turned
pearlfey: my friend came to school on halloween and didnt have a costume and i asked him why he wasnt dressed up and he said “well i was going to come as frozone, but i couldn’t find my damn supersuit”
unsuccessful-metalbenders: gaylien69: unsuccessful-metalbenders: OH MY GOD I AM CYING RIGHT NOW MY BROTHER DIDNT HAVE ANY CLASSES TODAY AND HE WAS BORED AND HE KEPT TEXTING ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL AND I WAS GIVING HIM ATTITUDE AND SASS TELLING HIM
itsbetterthananal: my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH
angryish-hamster:On my parents’ first date, my dad took my mom to the Dole pineapple farm and then to a walnut plantation because they were in hawaii, and my mom wouldn’t eat anything he offered her and he thought she didnt like him but it turned
fandom-inc: fandom-inc: fandom-inc: iM LAUGHING SO HARD THERE WERE TAMPONS IN MY FREEZER???????? I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAID THAT HE FOUND THE “POPSICLES” IN MOMMY’S BAG AND JUST DIDNT WANT THEM TO MELT IM LAUGHING so he kept bothering
