and funny
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and funny clips
and funny videos
and funny images
The rare and very dangerous Two-headed Demon Cat
Double selfie (Jon Hamm snaps himself and his wax effigy at Madame Tussau’s in New York)
Clearing the earth –and your brain– of clutter
The best laid plans of mice and men
All show and no go
Shrek and Fiona must be around here someplace…
Your people SUCK and BLOW
Blow in her ear and she’ll follow you anywhere
Heavily armoured and ready for action
Usual culprits are Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
Tried and true methods
No, and if you ask again, you’re walking
I’m only here for the beer … and the floor show
All’s fair in love and war
A nod and a wink to our effervescent George Takei
… and I can’t get up
The yin and yang of it all
Two words: GROSS and EWWW
I’ll take three glasses and two plates please
Work week’s done and the fun’s begun
You missed that step, so you gotta go back and start over
A place for everything, and everything in its place
A proud and noble lineage
One week and counting
Close your eyes and count backward from 100
On the other side of fear lies freedom … and a drink
You will have a long and happy life
Hello and goodbye
How about I fetch the tool and you do it yourself?
… and carry a bucket
Follow the instructions and nobody gets hurt
You may find yourself left high and dry
A fool and her money are soon parted
Embrace and nurture your anxieties
Crazy refs and their magic fairy dust
Did somebody say pasta?! And BEER?
Straighten up and fly right, willya?
… and apparently he’s gay
Cross my heart (and my fingers)
Ugh. And yeesh.
Making a list and checking it twice
Ask and ye shall receive
Line ’em up and knock ’em down
I like big bark and I cannot lie
Dammit … all he ever talks about is birds and tuna
Coffee and conversation — a delightful diversion
Your lines and my lines make up our little cross-hatch
So fill ’er up and swig
They’re few and far between
Enjoy your head trip (Rory Culkin, Joaquin Phoenix and Abigail Breslin in “Signs”, 2002)
All’s fair in war and courtesy
I’d like to bite that leg (an actual parody cookbook — recipes include “Dripping Thighs”, ”Bacon Bound Wings” and ”Mustard Spanked”)
Behold my skills and be amazed
Term does not apply to screamers and squealers
Lord and master of all he surveys
I’m definitely feeling injured … and thirsty
I have seen the future … and it’s creeping me out
Life is hard on everybody … and everything
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