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’Round and ’round and ’round she goes
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. ~ Nicholas Murray Butler
Wishing you a swift fall and a hard landing
My appetite is alive and well
Either:(a) toss ’em in a bowl with regular candy canes; or(b) crush ’em up and use as sprinkles on home-baked Christmas cookies …Then sit back with a video camera and watch the fun begin.
They’re bold and brave and love their bubbly
All a man could wish for and more
danisnotonfire: Dan and Phil take on ‘THE PHOTO BOOTH CHALLENGE’!warning: you might literally die, from either laughing or sheer terror. please reblog this to help me out and to say thanks i’ll follow a load of you that do!
azzandra:bidyke:alex-fulcrum: shadowfire125: i’m having an existential crisis I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty
oneprozacaday:sidizenkane:sidizenkane:sidizenkane:sidizenkane:itsverybeautifulover-there:sidizenkane:Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universeAnd SCANDAL WTFOh jeez, SCANDAL….….and BATTLESHIP
captainfuckboi: I HAPPENED TO GET THIS PIC OF MY DAD AND BROTHER AND LOOK AT THEIR ARMS
People say Tumblr is a waste of time. I disagree. In 20 years, I'm going to be able to sit down with my husband, type in my old Tumblr URL and say, "Baby, this is who I was at 18. It's all the things that made me laugh, smile and cry. It's the recipes
Ewe have a nice ass. I want it so baaaaaad. Besides, I’ve gone through all the sheep already and need a change.
corvid-quill: braeburned: so sometimes I feel weird about drawing porn for money but then i walk into my mom’s bakery and see her making penis cupcakes for a bachelorette party i think making dicks runs in the family Can we take a moment and appreciate
kokujoman: run-far-away-from-me: fresh-fucking-pot: And that day… I fell in love with him. to make the kindest guy in rock angry you must be a very bad person i was playing Guitar Hero: World Tour as a full band and “Everlong" was the
thebestthereiswaswillbe: Bobby Rubio taking some of Marvel’s famous faces and mixing them into scenes you may or may not be familiar with Wolverine, Colossus, Nightcrawler as Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper, and Ed Helms from The Hangover Gambit
The difference between calling a midget a "midget" and an African American the "n word" is this. One will get you a slap on the shin, while the other will get your ass kicked to hell and back.
Funny how that works, huh?
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New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/partygirlproblems/ #PartyGirlProblems Living young and partying hard doesn’t come without a price. According to Isaac Newton’s principles, for every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction.
Ya gotta love it - and let’s remind everybody of the ages old double standard of men vs women. Reverse this scenario if you will. If it had been the MAN coming at the woman and the WOMAN responded by shoving the man back where he fell into the water,
OMG to this day the above bit still cracks me up. As I’ve mentioned in the past, I am Italian and I SO get where Teresa was coming from. The point was that it was a Christmas get together and no self-respecting Italian would bring cheap grocery store
I know…when they start turning on the charm…just makes you wanna get on your knees and start sucking (Of course the REAL fun starts when you start slipping your tongue in his ass and he’s like all…”OH no one’s ever done THAT
hannahismyharto: sapphia: fieldbears: OH MY GOD THOUGH BEST COMEBACK ON ANY COMEDY PANEL SHOW EVER AND SHE’S NOT EVEN A COMEDIAN Can she calculate the amount of cold water he needs for that burn? For anyone who wants to know what show this is,
ricofoxmods: These two really need to chill with their sexual roleplay… Rico almost regrets introducing Moco to comics and cartoons and anime… almost. wonder what other sensual RP they will do together~ falling in love all over again every time
azzandra: bidyke: alex-fulcrum: shadowfire125: i’m having an existential crisis I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are
Funny how much I can want to jump off a cliff rain or shine
Hahaha, this is part of my entire life philosophy. Just 6 months ago someone I really liked, out of nowhere, pretty much said she doesnt wanna be my friend anymore. Then she tried to explain and I was just like “I don’t care.” and
Ha. Right? Then when they make a tv show out of the book and the characters name is pronounced you’re like NOOOO FUCKER! and just get upset. etc =)
Oh man you don’t even know. Ya know that guy who laughs during a movie, like a real, heartfelt laugh, and he’s the only one and no one at all gets what the fuck he’s laughing at? Thats me… so me… ^_^
Old playstation survives Oklahoma Tornado. They don’t make em’ like they used to. I remember I once lost a N64 cartridge, spent all winter outside and I found it in the spring… and it still worked perfectly.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY…. fuck I wish I lived in Japan.
… what are you talking about? People HAND you peelers and you fucking refuse. Then they try to force you to use a peeler and you people just stubbornly go NO… the potato will work eventually. Be fucking serious. =_= Depressed people
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
lmao….. Im trying to think of a way thats not insulting and/or a reference to oral sex…. and I can’t find one…. wtf…
Every time I see some teeny bopper blog and they think anyone over 21 is fucking old and shouldnt be on Tumblr. Like bitches… I was on the internet before you were born. Compared to me… yer all amateurs. ;)
This is in my top 5 moments for this anime and my top 10 for ALL anime. Its right near the beginning of the series and it basically sold me on the show.
lol Man, major religions are getting sassier and sassier and I fuckin’ love it.
… lol… reverse the white and grey and then you’ll have this right.
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA. If it was me though, I would call the cops. Thats technically illegal. At least where I live. Then Id wait for the cops to show and try to explain to these knobs that what they’re doing is illegal… and the reason
Pretty much every time theres some big trial on the news and everyone is voicing a guilty verdict left and right before the case is barely even started… like… wtf?
official-deutschland: adhdheather: to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you
snowflakesandlightning: lullabyknell: Right now, all I can imagine is new parent James Potter, half-asleep and completely out-of-it, grabbing the first blanket-like thing in reach to wrap baby Harry in, before putting him down and going back to bed.
carnahan: And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…
dontblink91011: luigiman: my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
sk-raveness: drucila616: How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of
potter-merlin: longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to
bandsareprettyrad: If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
ZodiacMadness - Funny Zodiac Facts!
and boom goes the dynamite :)
boulevard-of-june-30th: tumbladiah: theloneookami: patt3cak3: thehighpriestofreverseracism: aaliyah-appollonia: moodyspacebabe: emotionalempowerer: There is so much pride and love and nostalgia. His father threw him around like the child he
balthacas: iwasmeantforthestage: miguelofthedark: ALWAYS… gpoy and i’m sitting here with them on my head and notice that
Funny and Relatable!
bedesm: H: This is you and QC tonight. I know it. I’m gonna come over and watch. LOL. Yesssss. I’m dying. LMAO! omg!! XD
theagingsub: Hi, my name is The Aging Sub, and I’m coffee’s bitch. It’s been 30 seconds since my last cup. My name is QC and…*sigh* I’m drinking coffee as we speak
inmysparetime13: iconsabstract: sopranish: thehylianinthetardis: Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever. That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked. Did it
phroyd: Construction crane falls on museum — and everyone just assumes it is art That kid who sat in the back of your art history class and asked “but … what is art?” is going to have a lot of thoughts on this.Investigators are looking into
lulz-time: Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard damnit i’m not working out today because i have to study for calc and tutor for chem. haha and this is how i feel right now -___- =D
nniikkeeyy: To protect the hood and it’s reputation We unite all people but we ain’t CaucasianTo denounce the evil of truth and love for KFC JESSIQUANDAJAMALTeam Ratchet blast off at the speed of lightSurrender now or NIQQUA I WILL
bokunopineco: sallymon: I’m laughing so hard at the border sign differences between Canada and the U.S First we have Canada that’s pretty okay, yeah greeting us in French as well! Thank! And then we have America… Jesus.. it’s like the whole
