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karadin: lunaelumen: people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or
mossworm: Playing video game with a child protagonist as a child: it me Playing video game with a child protagonist as an adult: I am your legal guardian and if anything happens to you it will hurt my heart in real life
:every adult who mains spy tf2 from real life is unfuckable!
haywood146:Black boys So I’m 26 and I don’t really open up to my parents. They complain about it. As a boy I would often cry. In response I was told not to by most adults in my life. Aunts, uncles, parents etc. I learned that the the most important
youhavethewrong:*steps out of my room covered in blood, severely disheveled, and with signs of having been crying for hours* I sent that e-mail I had to send
stfuconservatives: unlockaflockofwords: stfuconservatives: scyphoz0a submitted: I just….what?? Because a consenting adult is the same as a pizza.“ —- I feel bad for homophobes. It must be really hard to go through life thinking pizzas
bludragongal: directiontoperfecti0n: Bill Hader on his SNL audition I feel like this is pretty much the most accurate way to describe life as an adult.
kramergate: my life has gotten exponentially better since I abandoned the “I was once a kid in AP programs and now I’m a subpar to average adult like the rest of the rabble, boohoo, woe is me” mindset and wholeheartedly adopted the fact that I’m
1000deadcops:as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life
the-shy-fa: minusthelove: endangered-justice-seeker: aka when white privilege doesn’t get its way I was literally watching a real life adult tantrum on television Reminder that this was vetting for a LIFETIME JOB APPOINTMENT, not a trial. The
worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older! me aged 10: sounds fake but ok me now:
whatsupbeanie: Hahaha I’m a functional adult that can use the phone no problem, yep, definitely *sweats*. In all seriousness, I’ve had a huge problem with doing phone calls most of my life and have made huge progress with it to the point that I can
jerboamoe:tipsykipsy:marmod: having a 3yo brother means i get exposed to kids’ shows way more often than i thought i would at this point in my life, but man, binge watching thomas the tank engine as an adult is a wild fucking experience all these trains
chaumas-deactivated20230115:chaumas-deactivated20230115:if you woke up one day and you were suddenly returned to your own childhood with your adult consciousness and wisdom intact and you had to re-live your life over again from the beginning. would that
poehlerization: just tryna get through life without having to explain to adults what I want to do for a living
bonesex: and-there-i-was: Okay, can we talk about this? I have never been more disgusted with an adult in my entire life. SHE CALLED LEELAH’S BEST FRIEND AND TOLD HER NOT TO COME TO THE FUNERAL. HOW EVIL AND DISGUSTING DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO ACHIEVE
Fuck, you’re confusing. You’re so mysterious, it’s enticing. I’m confident in my emotions towards you now that I’ve had lots of time to think to myself and am ready for any possible option good or bad. Now I play the waiting
crystallized-teardrops: i dont want to be an adult but i want to be able to do whatever i want i dont want a job i just want money i dont want to work out but i dont want to be fat i dont want to study but i want to be smart as you can see my life
andrewbelami: Me: I should probably stop posting such inappropriate and personal stuff online since I’m an adult and I don’t want this coming back to haunt me later in life Me 10 seconds later: have I mentioned that I love COCK
mythrils: i swear if one more adult asks me what i’m going to do with the rest of my life i’m going to fly into the sun
berries: Adult: your hickey is crude and trashy, you should be ashamed me: is a teenager is living life and having fun is bothering no one hasn’t had 3 failed marriages didn’t ask, martha
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cospi: If any of my younger followers are considering growing up and becoming real life adults I highly fucking advise against it. Stay young and relatively carefree forever. This message has been brought to you by the pain of homeownership, and this
bttm4bttm: @nudemensyoga was amazing 😉 literally got my life today 🧘♂️ found new ways to breathe & stretch & use my body . im so out of shape since i have graduated college . as an adult this is a good way for me to enjoy using my
sugarfishh: I think its dumb that adults tell young people that they’re too young to know their sexuality and that ‘its just a phase’ but they expect them to know their education, career and life plans already
4-panel-life: so I’m an adult..!
actionables:and for my next trick, I will turn into an insecure adult who’s not sure where their life is going anymore
actionables: and for my next trick, I will turn into an insecure adult who’s not sure where their life is going anymore
danielkanhai:the backs of cereal boxes for kids are like, “hey, rockstar, can you finish this word jumble and solve the maze?? you saved a marshmallow’s life! have an awesome day!!” and the ones for adults are like, “download this app so you
jalexaremyhomeboys: adamsleray: vomiyt: this was the most uncomfortable experience in my life i need an adult call the police
dustinmathisen: ptgreat: nickcarragay: petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same
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fangdangler: leseanthomas: THE BOONDOCKS: SEASON 4 Official teaser trailer. Coming April 21st, only on Adult Swim OMG is this life Hell fucking yeah word~ <3
slbtumblng: I apologize to everyone if i’m turning into a greedy ass that is just making adult stuff to eat, pay bills and definitely trying to improve my life a bit. how dare you think you are entitled to compensation for your talents! Drawing isnt
evaroze: My life as an Adult Robot~ O oO<3
collardshirt: i have this life-long quest to find other people who remember, watched and feel similarly about this show My lifelong mission is to find the entire series and rewatch it as an adult but no one has it! This was my jam as a little kid
madelezabeth: Me @ me: “Hey maybe don’t draw the entire first season of YOI from yakov feltsman’s perspective. That will take weeks and you’re an adult with a life” …I did it. Bonus: Loosely based on this post. {My Twitter}
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evilkneazle:theoneronnie: YOU’RE GONNA MAKE IT, KID. for those kids who feel like they’re never going to get anywhere in life and for the adults who still feel stuck after getting dealt a bit of a shit hand
n2mom: supposedly real life mother-son incest vid of a middle aged mom giving her adult son one of THE most sensual and loving blow jobs you have ever seen. Listen to the actual audio as he repeatedly calls her “Mom”, and says “Aw fuck Mom, I’m
