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lol I advise everyone NOT to live your life this way… bad things will happen…
unsends: i’ve lost my youth and young adult life to mental illness and those are years i’ll never fucking get back and it’s not poetic it’s fucking devastating
gigglefuck: callmeknotty: promiscuousmind: callmeknotty…we will live forever. ;) promiscuousmind ..forever young and horny! Lol 😁 the one time Math and algebra DOES factor into adult life…. ~R
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analk1ng: She couldn’t believe she’d been ignorant for her entire adult life of this other important function of her anus.
Keith Hernadez’s Mustache Is Going, Going… Going… Grey. Keith Hernandez’s mustache has rarely left its perch below his nose in his adult life. It is the thicker, longer cousin to his eyebrows, the hirsute geometric center of his
the worst part about my adult life is the regularity with which i have to wear shirts with collars. im a fucking degenerate who’s masturbated to some of the strangest shit humanly imaginable, the fuck do I look like wearing anything with a collar.
3liza:the counterpoint to the millennial experience of thinking adult life would involve a lot more quicksand is that it turns out evil doomsday cults really are behind a lot of stuff irl. kind of a neat consolation prize
maddishly: I see my fellow 90s children are dragging their childhood into adult life just like I am
compromisedanalintegrity: like, just on a really simple level without getting into the gendered aspect of it, please ask children/adults whether they have a mother or father before being like “does your mom…?” or you know etc etc like I haven’t
xfilesposterproject:I grew up in Pittsburgh and lived most of my adult life a few miles from where yesterday’s shooting happened. I know my hometown is strong but no community should have to bare this tragedy. I created this art to remember the victims
fun-empl0yed: Have a picture of me cause I’m stressed and can’t deal with adult life
cxmfxrt: mr—brightside: WHY DO THEY NOT TEACH THIS IN SCHOOL?! this is probably the most useful post i’ve ever reblogged in my life
the-real-seebs: hussarviking: NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
fjordhulder: *has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people *has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts
kiransingh: the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: allonsy221b: peaceluvmusic: reprimandtheirdaughters: mandopony: ethiopienne: COLLEGE GROWING UP KILLING SPIDERS FINALS PHONE CALLS ADULT LIFE IN GENERAL
ironicallyxspiders:adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore
fursasaida:adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
fursasaida: adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
the busted sink in the bathroom decided to start leaking and flooded the whole bathroom and since I’m the only adult here for like 5 more hours I gotta fix it and clean everything up all by myself
death-by-lulz: theclearlydope: I’ve waited my whole adult life for this desk.
kiransingh: the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
rootvegetables:there should be special times set aside for autistic bitches to go grocery shopping where the store is empty theres no music and no one talks to you or asks if you need anything.
vickivalkyrie: Vicki is librarian, who has worked at the public library in her home town her entire adult life. One day she finds a mysterious book and decides to summon a demon. The ritual is successful, and the sexy crossroads demon offers to grant
doesntafraid: ilovezevran: regcommathe: Adult Life Tip Did you know you can buy those cakes at the grocery store without it being your birthday or any celebratory thing? Like you can just walk in and grab a cake and buy it and nobody’s gonna say
orangeoutlet: Never thought knife wielding clowns would ever be a serious concern in adult life.
swinq: my teenage years in a gif
theresaaskew: I havent talked to this guy since the sixth grade; and he was two years ahead of me so he was my sisters friends! Hahah this is what happens when ugly kids become good looking adults. #life #CREEP
stillglowinstillcrowin:I bought briefs for the first time in my adult life and I like them as it turns out
just-shower-thoughts: I turned 18 a half hour ago, I’ve spent 100% of my adult life on reddit.
blondebrainpower: “The Child’s Bath” by Mary Cassatt. 1893.American painter Mary Cassatt (1844–1926) spent her adult life in France, where she became an integral part of the Impressionist group. Cassatt was born into an affluent family who first
blondebrainpower:“The Child’s Bath” by Mary Cassatt. 1893.American painter Mary Cassatt (1844–1926) spent her adult life in France, where she became an integral part of the Impressionist group. Cassatt was born into an affluent family who first
the-swift-tricker: Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
playfully–sadistic:You’re doing so good, my love. I know all these responsibilities of adult life are so hard to take sometimes but I’m proud of you for coming to me and sinking down on your knees whenever you need a break from all your
duhmayo: baruchobramowitz: “Hello Professor, I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance. Thank you,Student” "Student, ok -bill” yo seriously
socialworkgradstudents: korythedirtyracetraitor: longlivexxxx: [x] she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and
story-behind-the-ink: Can i be like 15 again plz ? I really hate this adult life bullshit.
sapphling: nobody tells you this about adult life but being a slut on the internet can help you make friends
amethystapologist:thundershrike:lookingforshadows:alice-rabbit:eyebrowgod:eyebrowgod:a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselvesThere is nothing to defend#i read a post once that
waves tryna come thru today 🌊🌊🌊
alterationincomfort: ironicallyxspiders: adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore Yeah. We pay ฤ a month to go to the gym instead. Speak for yourself *sits on couch all day*
dankmemeuniversity: Here to confirm that will happen the rest of your adult life. Had a neighbor for five years, sweetest lady on the block, have no clue what her name was lmao
blushingsecrets12: Going into little space hardcore tonight, my adult life is far too stressful Messaging the little one to make sure she’s getting to bed early 😙
nefertipitou: ntay6034: the guide to our Blackery. My childhood !!! My adult life Can we just remove all of Tyler Perry movies tho
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