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“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound jade hairpin.”
“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
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“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”
“Wanna see what’s Under my Shaw?” Seriously though, save Undershaw!
100 more until the big surprise ;)
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
“You can ride me if you want. I even come with a riding crop!”
“Will you 221-be mine?”
Happy Father’s Day, bbcsherlockpickuplines style! ;)
“Whenever I’m apart from you, I’m bluer than my scarf.”
I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John pick-up lines. Click here to see all of the t-shirts, and don’t forget that you can also get umbrellas here. I’ll keep updating you guys as I add more!
“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”
“Forget Fifty Shades of Grey– how about fifty shades of silver?”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
Guess what, everyone! The “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?” design is now available as an iPhone cover! There will be more, of course, but this is the only one I’ve made so far.
“If you were my drug, a seven percent solution wouldn’t be enough.”
froggyphevoli: To all of my SLO friends who think I’m invincible: Here you go. I’m not. It’s not that I never get sick, I just never get sick in SLO. My hometown hates me just as much as I hate it, I’m pretty sure. Also this is officially THE
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought of you, I’d be John Watson.”
“Forget dead pigs– want to see what I can penetrate with my other harpoon?”
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
