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“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
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“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”
OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE F–?! HOW DID–?! I had a feeling that I was going to hit 1,000 this week, but I didn’t think I was going to hit it today; and I definitely didn’t think I was going to reach 80 over. WHAT THE HELL HAPPE
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
“You could never repel me.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
“Will you join my football team and raise five children with me?”
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
I’m posting this for two reasons: 1) Since it was sent as anonymous, I figure a lot of people are going to assume that it was me trying to promote myself. I promise I’m not the one who sent it. 2) Whoever did send it, OH MY GOD, LET ME LOVE
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
YAY, my first fanmail! :D Apparently you can’t reply to these things like you can with asks, hence the reason I’m posting it as a screen shot like this. Oh well. Thanks princessspice101! <3
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
You guys are the best followers ever XD
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Aw, thank you! Gatiss does do a pretty excellent cheeky smile, haha. (Click here for the pick-up line being referred to.)
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with my 'harpoon’?”
“Will you be my division?”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
