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daddyslittlewankbait: What Daddy’s actually want in a perfect daughter: Innocence - naivety bordering on stupidity. The kind that will let her put on a sparkly see through dress and genuinely not understand why every man, including her own father,
harrysharbourbizarre: kat-howard: dbvictoria: Shakespearean insults, with cats. 7 more here. I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now. Actually, Shakespeare ought to be performed by cats exclusively.
dominantnights: This actually looks like a lot of fun. I’d love to fuck on some perfectly manicured grass.
divasdishblog: “People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable.” - Our Bodies, Ourselves.
Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised,
thankfuckyourestillalive: theladyjanedoe:tall-dark-lovely: theladyjanedoe ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW Yeh this is exactly why. Actually officer cock knuckles..no it’s not..tall guys love short girls so we can fit them perfectly on our chest when
huberschwinkel: Some pictures of my coord from Halloween (Day 1). Cambridge is perfect for Halloween settings (perhaps because it’s actually Hogwarts)I’m so behind with uploading photos orz
koblala: jayrockin: Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice
mewtripled: I have previously shared a comic about my online dating experience in a more humorous light, but today I wanted to share a story about how everything didn’t initially feel perfect.I was actually disgusted by myself the first time I tried
were-friends-now-that-ive: ducttapefae: earthtojendell: starkexpos: YES TO EVERYTHING This was perfection. Bless his angry British heart. I actually yelled at my TV at that.
808kangaroo: taco-bell-rey: Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label
queencelinebean: sirida: jamesstruttingpotter: does anyone else suddenly get hit with flashes of dialogue or scenery or characterization that would be perfect to use if you actually had a plot you could incorporate it into All the fucking time.
tashabilities: dynastylnoire: reychull: chubby-bunnies: itsonlyyourshadow: #Mermaid realness! I made my entire costume by hand :) ohh you look amazing! <333 Oh my lord! 😍 ACTUAL BLACK MERMAID!!!!!! Perfection
eljackinton: love-the-avenger:booksandwildthings:tinypolytheist:stravaganza: allthespookyfeelings: ixrose: #chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers #when is chris evans not steve rogers though #when casting is perfect I begin
bikiniarmorbattledamage:Speaking of Wonder Woman and professional comic industry artists who actually are her genuine fans, it’s a perfect opportunity to give a shout-out to how Stjepan Sejic depicts her.Above here, we have not one, not two, but FOUR
animal-factbook: Although many people look towards celebrities like Lana Del Ray and Kylie Jenner for the perfect festival fashion, it is a little known fact that dogs were actually wearing flower crowns before any of them. Here we have one of the first
angelkind-blinds: ofbonesandarrows: ihavefeelingsforthingsandstuffs: zannyblogging: helpfulharrie: Source: AuroraCarina-Chan PERFECT SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REFERENCE I actually really like the idea of requiring an extra set of pectoral muscles
thepanthercave: mike-peace: artofthecatt: oh snap REBLOG. FOREVER. This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️
asymbina: 00dani: intoasylum: sometimes ross is the perfect example of a meninist reminder that the term “friendzone” was literally invented to describe ross gellar Reminder that Ross is supposed to be a lovable awkward dork despite actually
lavender-bubbaa: brendanthesalty: mortisethetortise: huilfbsdihfkjG THEY DISCOVERED AMELIA EARHART’S BONES ON INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY WHAT THE THIS IS A PERFECT COINCIDENCE It’s kind of even better than that. They actually didn’t find
grubwizard: if your female character doesn’t look like she has lived the life she leads and you can’t get a sense for her actual personality by looking at her because you’re too focused on making her pretty and perfect and palatable it’s bad
inches30:deepthrustthencum:Oliviaowens might actually be perfect 😲😍😍Dicks addicted slut
ladyegcake: actually i’ve got much more asks about koujaku and noiz fusion, i planned to draw it later, but those asks and i couldn’t stop thinking about them dancing samba (or whatever it is, i just found perfect picture in google and used it as
purplethangz: shineefangirlmihoo: it’s really a habit of him xD I actually love it when he’s like this. I mean he’s doesnt play this “I’m an idol I’m perfect I don’t show off my real personality” crap. I mean he’s not cocky he’s
azrans: “i’m frequently described as ‘chic,’ but i think people say that based on my appearance only. some people also say that I’m a heodang (term used to describe someone who seems perfect, but actually isn’t; can also mean clumsy and clueless).
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: i love how loki spends all previous movies going “i deserve to rule. i would be the perfect king.” and then once he actually becomes king he goes “hmm my first royal decree will be a giant statue of myself looking
imposterogers:why would this actually be perfect …..
chaumas-deactivated20230115:cats are evil actually because God made them the perfect size and weight to administer back massages but all they want to do is stand painfully on your tits
numbers-countforn0thing: just-my-anatomy: insomnia-youth: Omg finally a normal sized person on tumblr shes actually so beautiful omg so glad this has so many notes on it. It’s better than seeing a stick thin girl who apparently has a ‘perfect’
squiglet: wannyy: fueled-byramen: wannyy: Big fat XO to you guys for being so lovely! xx how can someone be this perfect? You guys are far too kind xxx i’m actually in love with you
scarlettsiren: complinotion: lifewithoutwarnings: (x) actual intro for the show WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE? Perfection
booksandwildthings: tinypolytheist: stravaganza: allthespookyfeelings: #chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers #when is chris evans not steve rogers though #when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they
pastel-hutt: tally-art: Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr. This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this
jukeboxemcsa: Jim was having the strangest dream. He was at work, in the middle of a perfectly normal day–like, so normal he actually remembered waking up and going to work and everything. And Pauline and Cheryl were in his office, but they kept shining
TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:
mockeryd: fujibutts: twerkdatapplesaucechristine: lovelyjasmineflower: nerdtasticles: Princess Jasmine at Wondercon ((omg this is amazing) Okay I can’t scroll past this this is actually a really good cosplay sCREAMS AT ALL THE PERFECT
a girl is.
enjoyability: thund3r-buddy: goodhearts-goodtimes: amaazingggggggggg :o amazing is a weak word for what this is. There are no actual words to describe how perfect this house is.
trollonergirl: sextrat1on: thund3r-buddy: capt-ure: omg this is actually the coolest thing ever OMFG THIS IS SO PERFECT till the snow falls on them ^hahahaha this just ruined the moment
confessionsofacastmember: riispace: misswendybird: sweet-mother-of-monkey-milk: HIS SHIRT and her dress! I would honestly not be surprised if John Lassater actually owned that shirt. oh, but he does… SHUT UP THIS IS PERFECTION
musicforthedemoninside: yumcircles: thestarscientist: vindictev: oh-the-linsanity: fooboo24: dailymantra: eyan-j: this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand. fucking Alchemists this is actually a sport I shit you not fucking Alchemists Yup.
kiratsukai: thepredatorblog: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT Perfection
massiv3:kngpvrk:the-new-thrill: imth3queen-bitch:kngpvrk:damndarko: kngpvrk: My selfies always come out painfully awkward idk ❄️ my wife is perfect bby 💞 < Pale cancer Actually nah :-///// god damn
miriaminrecovery: stimmyabby: One of the things I hate is that if you aren’t bipolar, OCD, autistic, ect, it’s considered perfectly acceptable to be all “ha ha I look autistic” “feeling a little bipolar today”, but if you actually do have
tgirlfucked:lovepussyandtranscock-deactivat:Suprise! Actually a goddess, the perfect woman
sorta-cute: kingjaffejoffer: geekscoutcookies: kingjaffejoffer: This is what my weekdays at 5:30pm consist of. but they get in lines to smash inside like sardines….how fascinating. it makes perfect sense actually. this looks like a giant mass
greatnesscollective: thehighpriestofreverseracism: Y’all I actually melted so perfect and sweet
blueeyesbigbones: I just need an actual top to go with this skirt and it’ll be perfect.
the1janitor:makhbro: #if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like that is actually a perfect description
grrrlfever: my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection
inkdnready: Here’s to another wonderful Sexy Saturday! Thank you for hosting :) 🦁…well this will actually end Sexy Saturday’s little encore! And what a perfect way to end the an unreal SS @twiggadee! Always sexy my friend. Damn…🔥🔥😍😈
i-was-always-the-queen: One year with Regina Mills Day 329
queerpaccino: qualityreblogs: digital-femme: Comic strip by Kris Straub I actually watched someone read this and start to go, “but that’s different, one house is clearly in more distr—” and then stfu as it clicked The smug look is perfect.
love-the-avenger:booksandwildthings:tinypolytheist:stravaganza: allthespookyfeelings: ixrose: #chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers #when is chris evans not steve rogers though #when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about
harrypotterconfessions: simplydrarry: all-about-rupes: peaceofseoul: The Golden Trio! This is perfect in every way possible! This is amazing art oh my goodness 😍 i like that harrys scar is like an actual lightning bolt struck him in the face
