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indiancoast: ohnostalgichearts: orhgasm: i still can’t believe their actually a couple, their so perfect lol they’re not ^^^ burn
linzeestyle: flatbear: jamesmadrox: omg valkyrie ilu Oh my god, Valkyrie, you couldn’t actually be any better if you tried. I don’t know who this character is but I love everything she chooses to be. Valkyrie is perfect :*
Can we talk about how, after eating shawarma, I really like it in a nonironic way? Like, it actually tasted delicious. I don’t even like meat that much, and I thought the marinade was perfection. I need to have it again sometime.
Sooo the kid’s size Black Widow costume fits me like a glove… Also, wow I just realized that this is the most I’ve shown my body to the internet in this way. Uh, hay?
sea-dyke replied to your post: bonus I will write a fic based on what you come up… omfff perfect Eeee you think so? I actually really like writing the two of them. Maybe someday I’ll be able to write a full fic :O
inverts: stripesandteeth: one day I will do actual artone day PERFECT IDIOTS <3 <3 <3
dykeprivilege: drtanner: ravenhallow: : WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL. Bless
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huberschwinkel: Some pictures of my coord from Halloween (Day 1). Cambridge is perfect for Halloween settings (perhaps because it’s actually Hogwarts)I’m so behind with uploading photos orz
Started thinking about that gemini quote and I could put it into actions like this:Thinking like a genius = me having multiple ideas that I can mix with each other and they still make perfect senseWriting like a distinguished author = me actually writing
stuck-in-an-ice-cube: tumblingalma: this perfectly describes how all college shopping is done this is an actual representation of what happens
love-the-avenger:booksandwildthings:tinypolytheist:stravaganza: allthespookyfeelings: ixrose: #chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers #when is chris evans not steve rogers though #when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about
eageralto: kamiexe: chicken-fingers: this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them so underrated
f4nnyf00k: f4nnyf00k: this is my body currently, i’ve been in two minds about uploading it because all i can see is gross but i plucked up the courage to upload it, with more squats and yoga i’m hoping for the perfect body i actually can’t
ass-ume: divasdishblog: “People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable.” - Our Bodies, Ourselves. THANK YOU
theprincessspearl: i’m actually feeling pretty confident with myself right now This beauty is a goddess True Perfection
ayeshadiaries: alicethefoxlet: degradeacunt: Now THAT’S what I call entertainment! You have any idea how much men (and women) would pay to see competitions like this? Not to mention betting on them? Perfect! Life goals This is actually what happens
questiioning: loverboyadoresbeauty: Playing with the shadows in the early morning sublight @questiioning Oh woww thats really sexy honey nice pose and perfect body ;) thank you One of the few times I’ve actually felt hella good about myself
taco-bell-rey: Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb
redbbclover: mistresss35: chastitydesires: lockmycockmiss: lookn4funswfl: Cruel tease Wife! Well done! Nice perfect tease cocklockedslavehubby I sure enjoyed doing the same to my hubby. I could actually feel his caged ‘little penis’, unlike
we-are-star-stuff: This is an example of supercooling – the process by which a very pure liquid is chilled to a temperature just below its usual freezing point without actually making the jump to its solid state. Bottled water is perfect for this,
i-am-an-adult-i-swear: Being an adult is scouring the Internet for blueprints of the perfect pillow fort and being absolutely delighted in seeing that they actually exist
nawkardnolli:libra rising is probably the most interesting rising sign because it has such this “perfect” and “go lucky” appearance, but in all actuality it’s ALOT going on on the inside. Like for goodness sake, Scorpio is on the 2ND, Capricorn
jamesstruttingpotter: does anyone else suddenly get hit with flashes of dialogue or scenery or characterization that would be perfect to use if you actually had a plot you could incorporate it into
foxy-mulder: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: i love how loki spends all previous movies going “i deserve to rule. i would be the perfect king.” and then once he actually becomes king he goes “hmm my first royal decree will be a giant statue
decodingmystery: Having a Capricorn IC and Cancer MC makes perfect sense, actually, in the scheme of things. Winter solstice is when the Sun stops at the lowest point of its journey and the nights get longer, when the Sun enters Capricorn. This time
lotrlocked: breakfastsweetie: this would be far too powerful In my 28 years on this earth I have never seen more perfect suggested casting. If this actually ever happened, it may launch us back into the correct time line. I don’t want to see anymore
nagisaaaaaaa: leradny: letsgetnakedandstuff: imperialdalek: byronic-heroine: I’m just in love with this man. I speak Irish. As an Irish human being, I can clarify that this is exactly accurate. last one is a perfect reaction gif Its actually
caughtintheantimatter: gibsongirl211: sean3116: seeinshadesofgrey: Can we just make Mandy Patinkin the 12th Doctor? oh man Rube as a Time Lord ahahaha yes okay perfect. I think I’d actually be okay with this “You constipate me Oswin.”
rameysaurus: peegan: i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE” wow fuck thank you stranger
the1janitor: makhbro: #if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like that is actually a perfect description
meekling: f33lingeuphoria: em-muh: dog-drool: drtanner: ravenhallow: : WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL.
madnizilla: ladyvandaele: artdumpling: shots fired yeah right. Actually I’m all for the dragons. Frozen was great but How to Train Your Dragon is perfection, and I have such high hopes for the second one >.< Ok but how about we spin on the
what the fuck Tumblr why would you recommend this post what in the actual fuck what am I doing so wrong that the deep and mysterious algorithms that govern recommendation look into my soul and go “yes, we have found the perfect match”
brassy: shrekfanspacejam98:brassy:looking for urls is so sad bc literally every good url is taken by a blog from 2008 when is tumblr going to release inactive blogs actually, there was one perfect url that wasn’t taken. unfortunately for you, I
squirrely-tardis: avatarkorrokuyoshaang: ACTUAL MOST PERFECT PERSON IN EXISTENCE, ALFRED PENNYWORTH ALFRED WHY HAVE YOU LIED TO US ALL THIS TIME???
kamiexe: chicken-fingers: this movie was way too heavy for its intended age group it’s actually really perfect for all ages because when kids learn this stuff early in life it stays with them
cometfiish replied to your post: ok I waited all morning for a sneak pe… i actually giggled seeing it released just after u said that. poor artie omg I know, right? Like, perfectly ironic timing with that one. At least it was worth the wait
rogmont:Birdmom has a set of twins for you, Greg!Man, I love how absolutely brutal Pearl was in “We Need To Talk.” In general I love when perfect, clean cut wannabe characters are actually very flawed. It’s great they aren’t afraid to give her
most of those clips seem to be from “Cry for Help”. I know the one where Garnet says “It’s perfect” is actually from “Reformed” and not a new episode, you cheaters.
pkloveboing: Drew this a few weeks ago, but now’s the perfect time to post. I’m actually a big sucker for this ship.
scrixels: 371. Ladder a Jacob’s Ladder* showing up is a sign that your town is perfect~(*its actually lily of the valley but shh the game calls it jacob’s ladder)
iwannaseewhatyourinsidesmaybe: lusss-t: m-rooned: So accurate this is so me omg this is actually insanely perfect.
What the fuck, these are so perfect, like what the actual shit. wowowowow.
Oh, perfect. Actually, wow. I just love this gif so much. I can’t stop looking. I’m so turned on.
divasdishblog: “People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable.” - Our Bodies, Ourselves.
foxieroxie007: I’d be lying if I said in this process of improving and perfecting my physique that I’ve felt 100 percent confident. In fact, there have been times where I’ve actually been self conscious. In this process of development, when I decided
orhgasm: i still can’t believe their actually a couple, their so perfect
not-princehamlet: peegan: i just ran onto my porch and screamed “CAN I JUST FUCKING BE GOOD ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING” and a guy rode by on a bike and screamed “YOU ARE PERFECT AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE” wow fuck thank you
youre-a-ghost-love: tuesdays-we-wear-trenchcoats: itsajensenthing: allesandraq: casexuality: mishasminions: aneswinchester: #I LOVE WHEN DEAN IS SAM’S DAD ACTUALLY, DEAN IS SAM’S MOMMY perfectly dysfunctional family It also shows why Sam
jayrockin: Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your
luckyspike: drtanner: ravenhallow: : WHAT RHINOS SOUND LIKE CRYING PERFECT SWEET BABIES I love showing this video to people because no one knows what rhinos actually sound like. THEY’RE SO CONVERSATIONAL. #THEY SOUND LIKE BALLOONS
smaugtheodd: itsspookytoremember: torchinggoddess: omgxdoll: Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone. i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with
systemofadowny: divasdishblog: “People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable.” - Our Bodies, Ourselves. We’re so obsessed with human anatomy but too
squarekun: fyliloandstitch: What kills me about this is that it seems like a conversation these two would actually have. I can picture it perfectly with their voices and everything. someone who can impersonate his voice should read it i need this in
chescaleigh: They Liked Her Because She ‘Talked White.’ I Bet They Didn’t Expect This.Sometimes what people may consider to be a compliment is actually horribly offensive. This is one of those times. Ernestine Johnson has the perfect response for