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problemsattic: I love everything everything abt that family photo but especially Lisa’s low-key smug grin (“yea my husband’s a vampire. yea my sons a vampire. fuck with me now”) The sweetest little dhampir ever, supporting my theory he was born
lucozadenights: when someone says “tell me abt urself” but u have no idea who u are
medusabraids: me talking abt my fave tv shows to myself
mirameere: ▪◇Like this, sir ?◇▪ Message me abt my content and snapchat💎
picori-picori:i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there
bollywood-bloodbaths: everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous?
grandpafucker: maliciousmelons: remember that show about the ancient chinese cats there was a long point in my life where i could not for the life of me find any information abt this show anywhere on the internet and i was convinced i had hallucinated
lydiallama: i dont remember who suggested to me a comic abt the meguca crew playing mario kart but
knived: honestly the “bath bomb” meme of just putting nasty shit into bathtubs is not only wasteful but it seems to be mostly white guys doing it which makes me wonder hmm could it be abt mocking girls who enjoy sharing their primping/self care rituals
nyaegi: when people get all sassy abt a mac’s ability to play games like shit im not a fuckin Computer Gamer Snob 24/7 i just wanna have my laptop and maybe play some shitty ass hentai games or s/t every once in a while leave me alone
itsthelesbiana: bollywood-bloodbaths: everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous? Send EmIn
1-800-shoulda-wrote-a-letter: 2jam4u: peaceluvmanatees: Bob the Drag Queen: A Queen for the People ❤️🌍 this is the exact advice I give y'all!!! Actually me talkin abt my actual Gorgeous Teeth™
66point6: echoes-act-1: v0idkin: echoes-act-1: v0idkin: hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3 lol xD whats upsmexy????? :3c nothing much :3 how abt u ?? x3 xDDD xDDD x3 OMG u got me xDD :3
ambiguouslyevil: helgageraldinepataki: darkwingsnark: vincedakota: me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song: Not to forget when Candace was in his body she was able to sweat milk.
k00ps: thinking abt my family and how my heritage inspired me when i was littlegonna start a little set of greek stuff, my grampa would be proud
thenameisgreed: gothicprep: one of my coworkers used to work at hollister and she was telling me abt their dress code the other day and it simultaneously sounds made up but isn’t surprising some highlights: you have to be tan but you can’t be TOO
makethatkittenpurr: tyleroakley: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT BOYS DO IT TOO I CAN CONFIRM Literally me right now fucking hellllll
ayyvpd: me: i’m super stressed abt this :/ brain: aw no sweat, if things don’t work out, you can always die! :)
huntingsammy: MATT PANEL STORY WITH PICTURES OF ME WHILE I WAS ASKING HIM THE QUESTION !! okay so at the start of the matt/richard panel richard was joking abt how they weren’t gonna answer questions properly but once matt was like okay question time,
earthangelxox: Are you sure it’s up here, Daddy? I don’t see it! ⛅msg me abt my premium snap or private blog⛅
babydemigod:ask me abt my new menu of videos from this week👼🏻
aufigirl: just-a-penis-with-a-dream: grandpafucker: maliciousmelons: remember that show about the ancient chinese cats there was a long point in my life where i could not for the life of me find any information abt this show anywhere on the internet
inficetegodwottery: zorn-lemon: rufuvus: mickmercury: mickmercury: mickmercury: liam enlightened me abt Muscle Wizard and my whole life has changed how to Muscle Wizard: grab urself a copy of the book of vile darkness get in on that prestige class
mickmercury: mickmercury: mickmercury: liam enlightened me abt Muscle Wizard and my whole life has changed how to Muscle Wizard: grab urself a copy of the book of vile darkness get in on that prestige class Cancer Mage. first level ability: you can now
fishermod: pinkiepieinsane: mickmercury: mickmercury: mickmercury: liam enlightened me abt Muscle Wizard and my whole life has changed how to Muscle Wizard: grab urself a copy of the book of vile darkness get in on that prestige class Cancer Mage.
sidonspussy: art-ichoke: ayellowbirds: ambiguouslyevil: helgageraldinepataki: darkwingsnark: vincedakota: me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song: Not to forget when Candace was
the-conquest-of-shred:cum-rade:cum-rade:My favorite thing abt cis ppl is how they never grow or learn or changethey’re like “I will enforce the gender binary if it KILLS me” and then it doesbaby got first blood
geniusoflove:me abt to unfortunately watch a video with a cartoon rantsona bc it covers low level internet drama from 4 years ago
morganoperandi:hyumjim:sparrowpharoh:marlbororeds100s:marlbororeds100s:aint this show abt high schoolers? dude in the middle looks like a 45 year old vet that got dishonorably discharged 3 months outta basicu mean to tell me he literally is a war vet.
coppola-cat:ampervadasz:Blessed Thisg is killing me why has no one in the notes made a joke abt this being a literal watermark
parkinglotsofhell: I think abt this picture often bc I drink a lot of green tea and it does make me pumped
badwollf: me thinking abt how my emotionally distant ass is gonna die in solitude and isolation
trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing: bramblepatch: dragon-in-a-fez: forbiddenseason: beepadoobop: forbiddenseason: forbiddenseason: beepadoobop: People who eat nerds like they are taking a shot scare me to the bone I keep thinking abt this post.
dragon-in-a-fez: forbiddenseason: beepadoobop: forbiddenseason: forbiddenseason: beepadoobop: People who eat nerds like they are taking a shot scare me to the bone I keep thinking abt this post. How else does one eat nerds?????? Like what
spirit-of-science: bramblepatch: dragon-in-a-fez: forbiddenseason: beepadoobop: forbiddenseason: forbiddenseason: beepadoobop: People who eat nerds like they are taking a shot scare me to the bone I keep thinking abt this post. How else does
c3po:i dont mind overwatch posts as long as its like “winston monkey” or “i want roadhoag to body slam me and tear my pussy to shreds” but if its abt like.. the actual game or the “lore” dont put it on my dashboard
hugealienpie: jewishtango: jewishtango: them: hey so what gender are youme: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abt them: hey so what gender are youme: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure
punkloverboy: punkloverboy: life is all abt wearing stupid clothes listening to shitty music & having a bad haircut lotta ppl thinking i meant this as a bad or negative thing so i want to make it clear having these traits makes me cool & sexy
pwesident:pwesident:thinking abt girls again u both understand me
amor-moved:kvistwig:amor-moved:amor-moved:tell me abt ur favourite creepy crawlies folks. im talkin insects, arachnids, isopods, arthropods, myriapods, etc etc. all i ask is that we preferably keep it to land-based friends (exceptions include like ,,,
kaijuno:Bro you come into MY house with YOUR issues, you interrupt MY jerking off sesh. How am I supposed to nut now?? Huh?? You come in here abt to burst into tears but you know what was supposed to be bursting?? ME
1eos:tbh i think sports commentary is kinda gay….. you watching men…. thinking abt men….. analyzing men….. they even know their heights nd weights 🤨 sounds like a gay marriage to me
laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat:ppl who have a gf/bf/theyby come on Tumblr once a month just to brag that they’re fucking. we know loser now leave.. me & oomfs r posting abt video games
thecyndimistuff:thecyndimistuff:my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post: @serialreblogger here you go:
mebbrrr:mebbrrr:mebbrrr:why is tiktok recommending me shit abt how referencing off of someone else’s art is art theft. it is not. young artists just do that pretty heavily which can be awkward to see but its still not a crime and unless theyre actually
amygdalae:Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she’d go in VC this over-the-top ‘girly’ voice like “ummm hey I don’t play videogames much
fatsexybitch:fatsexybitch:fatsexybitch:ALTALT::touches the ground:: something bad happened hereI asked my favorite pharmacy tech abt the sign when I went back later and he just gave me to TIREDEST look I have ever seen in my life over his glassesBeastie
professorllayton:thinking long and hard abt doing things is not the same as doing them ive found. which is really horrible for me
marlynnofmany:sodorz:thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under theregives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad
lydiallama:i dont remember who suggested to me a comic abt the meguca crew playing mario kart but
fire-emblem-weeb: lydiallama: i dont remember who suggested to me a comic abt the meguca crew playing mario kart but @pumpkin-tarts
mintyskulls: A cartoony grayscale waist-up (well it’s like mid-thigh i don’t get too stingy abt it) commission for @drakillya by @skinnedkneedmisfit !Do not repost or use without proper credit to me and permission from the client(s).If you’re interested
liverpops: people keep asking me what leon looks like when he’s sick and now i cant stop thinking abt it. horrible? sniffly? jk he probably just looks Extra Grumpy™️ and tired. “squall are you sick?” “no.” his answer would be no even if
