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queerer: possibly my very favorite thing abt being mentally ill is never being able to trust my perceptions of reality. my life is one long, very tedious guessing game and let me tell you, i am losing
knived: honestly the “bath bomb” meme of just putting nasty shit into bathtubs is not only wasteful but it seems to be mostly white guys doing it which makes me wonder hmm could it be abt mocking girls who enjoy sharing their primping/self care rituals
grandpafucker: maliciousmelons: remember that show about the ancient chinese cats there was a long point in my life where i could not for the life of me find any information abt this show anywhere on the internet and i was convinced i had hallucinated
bepeu: my entire life ive been curating a look that can be defined as ‘pls don’t talk to me abt anime’
daforges: me: is spacing out someone: wonder what they’re thinking abt my brain: our house, in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in the middle of our house, our house. in
tobehairyisperfection: recycledurls: sometimes i think abt how a lot of ppl’s opinions of me would change if they knew what i really thought, what i really believed in. a lot of ppl around here are so conservative and think armpit hair is gross and
mysterious-broadcast: that clip of scarjo and ad driver arguing in the marriage divorce movie has been haunting me bc i cannot Fucking Believe anyone is expected to be entertained or interested in a movie abt a straight couple yelling how they hate each
mysterious-broadcast:that clip of scarjo and ad driver arguing in the marriage divorce movie has been haunting me bc i cannot Fucking Believe anyone is expected to be entertained or interested in a movie abt a straight couple yelling how they hate each
bollywood-bloodbaths: everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous?
abysswaatchers: 5 facts about your octagged by @cybervesna, waaaaaaa thank ya for tagging me /)w(\ i loved reading abt Himiko!!📚 Rules:💛 Post 5 Facts about your OC💛Open the latest section of #cyberpunk 2077 tag and reblog 5 posts of people
datcatwhatcameback: mactheturtle: papatulus: i cant be arsed to watch a 14 min video someone tell me what he’s whining abt now he owns 14 different recording rooms and he forgot which one he was in I listened to most of it. It runs too long. There’s
erwinsmiths replied to your post “Where is this queer punk rock SNK au you speak of for us to read, because I’m in love with it!” blythe has been telling me abt it and it’s hella neat! ;3; I’m so glad! It’s our terrible
lydiallama: i dont remember who suggested to me a comic abt the meguca crew playing mario kart but
tadonaru replied to your post “I LOVE UR URL OMGG”I love Hamilton and no one can take his relationship w Laurens away from me tbh I’m writing abt him rnahhh I didn’t know you were invested about this stuff!! what are you writing about :0
kendraquartz: the part that makes me cry every time i think abt it
grandpafucker:maliciousmelons: remember that show about the ancient chinese cats there was a long point in my life where i could not for the life of me find any information abt this show anywhere on the internet and i was convinced i had hallucinated
phil-the-stone: Honestly I have many headcanons abt Jake and Amy’s wedding but the one thing which will disappoint me Hugely if not Made Canon is the fact that theyre sorting through their wedding gifts afterwards and at the bottom of the pile there’s
softdeckerstar: me never shutting the fuck up abt lucifer on fox and how good it is and y’all looking @ ur dash like
66point6: echoes-act-1: v0idkin: echoes-act-1: v0idkin: hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3 lol xD whats upsmexy????? :3c nothing much :3 how abt u ?? x3 xDDD xDDD x3 OMG u got me xDD :3
barbieprivilege:i love having secrets for no reason that arent scandalous or sensitive…like going to cvs but refusing to tell anyone at all abt it bc i decide that information is just for me bc i feel like it
noctswife: me posting everything abt the suez canal/evergreen ship is so funny bc if you dont want to see it i guess youllyou’ll have to you gottablock the suez canal
prayeristheanswer1-deactivated2:autumngracy:ignorethisatyourperil:Excuse me, whatTumblr learns abt continental drift theory, aka Pangea.
bipolarthor:i jusut thoight of thsi. sorry its ahrd to reead im in lots of painn but i hav no financial support abt transitioning sso if u hav money to spare pls donat e to me on paypal at luberkids@yahoo.com for tdov pls or reblog this
theworangetraveler: vegan-pearl: the thing that amuses me about estelle singing the we bare bears opening is likei cant stop imagining garnet being really obsessed with the show??? andwanting to act Cool and Casual about liking a cartoon abt bears.
hannahyonana:Drew this forever ago and forgot abt it! I looooved scary godmother as a kid because MY name is Hannah and *I* have brown curly hair and like sparkly pink tutus. It must have affected me pretty hard because, similarly, none of my friends
liauditore:the news abt ash has me feeling lots of emotions. :’D
filmnoirsbian:filmnoirsbian:I’m reading this article abt survival myths and it’s so mean lmao likeOk…..sorry….are u mad at me 🥺
jhenne-bean: elerium: you kno this thing abt staff is so funny to me bc like. every single thing they’re doing rn is shit they’ve said countless times to hundreds of ppl is impossible, that they can’t do that, that they don’t have the power
latenighthush: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT RT IF RELATABLE RT BECAUSE THIS WAS ME ALL YESTERDAY
ialienslut: tease me ft. hornyropebunny want to see us play together? ask us abt our premium snaps!
fatsexybitch:fatsexybitch:fatsexybitch:ALTALT::touches the ground:: something bad happened hereI asked my favorite pharmacy tech abt the sign when I went back later and he just gave me to TIREDEST look I have ever seen in my life over his glassesBeastie
bepeu: i need a group chat with my parallel universe me’s im getting worried abt them
la-cruciatus: Masayuki changes his hairstyle. Hilarity ensues.I was really confused about the Sammo Hung bit (talk abt a non-sequitur), and I’m still not sure about it. Feel free to correct me if I got it wrong.
kasakit:tell me abt ithttps://www.instagram.com/p/BoHDgxugYUh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1n70996hwp4j9
:Does anyone wanna be besties who go from joking abt the kind of porn we like to watch, to watching it “ironically”, to playing with ourselves pretending we don’t notice the other person, to you watching me rub my cunt for you, to you not being
dustinkroppsbf: me, thinking abt trans women and all they have done for the lgbt community:
judyjetsons: me abt to do my makeup
i got braces yesterday and they told me i cant eat anything relatively hard or crunchy and i bought a bag of pita chips on tuesday and im just staring @ it rn comtemplating abt my decisions life sux
siins: w the removed replies i just wanna let u know that i am super okay w you reblogging and adding a comment or just sending me asks abt what you wanna say!! Im so cool w that!
lilstinky: this pic is abt to make me lose my life
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pearlmarley: Jay-Z: Get her pregnant with twins so her next album will be abt motherhood and not me
thebootydiaries: me in ikea thinking abt how i’m gonna hide furniture inside my hijab to take home
brago: missy isnt talked about enough [Missy Elliot - Beep Me 911 ✨] God I forgot abt this song
theodorehendersonblog: Misty Copeland - What Being ABT’s First Black Principal Ballerina Means to Me 😍
seeweedmermaid: seeweedmermaid: Wtf wtf wtf Works been slow and I just checked my schedule and I’m used to abt 30 hrs and they only gave me one 6 hour shift next week and I honestly might as well die now Hey I really want to do tarot card readings
quailsatan: i mean im not very excited abt smash w/ gs but god…do u gotta post in the main tag and have me see u im not in the mood to see that kind of stuff in the tag lmao
heroofferelden: They’re making a movie abt the Chilean miners that got trapped in that mine back in 2010 but they got Antonio Banderas to play the lead role??? ???? It irks me bc there are plenty of Chilean actors that could have filled the role I’m