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You know what really chaps my ass, Lloyd?
You guys have been asking a lot for another video, so this’ll have to do for now.
uselessgirlrage: “A change is brought about because ordinary people do extraordinary things.”-Barack Obama LOL, that quote! Brilliant. Yep, she certainly changed her cunt, and it is extraordinary now.
biggergapes-betterbabes: ready to give birth You look ready to fuck too
I JUST VANT TO TOUCH TOUCH YOUR GUN.: reblog so people know who you are
Reblog this post if you are of unspecified / nonbinary gender and play video games.
I know I talk about Aaron Carter too much but klfjdsalkjfklsajlk;fsa I will never dislike this song.
About Executive Dysfunction; for neurotypical people
Would have been his first on-site excavation in college or something and then he tweets it with some lame hashtag like “#idigit” and i cry myself to sleep until i’m sixty (for hsph friends and anon who keeps nagging me about upd8 art
About time, idiot
If you're a girl who likes girls reblog this.
In case you were wondering
Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.
Reblog this if you truly enjoy giving oral sex
reblog if you're a girl who likes girls
About... me?
nonchalantcroissant: i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
hellapunx: *cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
sixsteen: Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot Me: ??? Where’s the news
xbeautifulcontradictionx: prolificflizzy:weloveshortvideos:When ya mom already told you to get up twice, and you here them footsteps comin AGAIN! where the trigger warning :( 😂😭😂😭😂😂
Once you go Art-Hoe you never go back.
boobvoid: therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you
weloveshortvideos: When your parents wake you up early on the weekends and you just want to sleep in.
ailaalue: man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
You cute but are you trying to grow with me or waste my time
lilttlekingtrashmouth: Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
killyourselfalicia: do you ever sit with a group of people and not say anything for the entire time so theres no reason for you to be there youre just awkwardly listening to people converse while doing your own thing and wondering how its so easy for
You people are amazing to me
about-epic: Because you all wanted a face one…
you and your fucking crappy attitude always ruin everything for me, and you know it. stop being a douche and grow the fuck up already, damn.
the-aspect-of-oblivion: saturgay: masturbate more like masturgreat ha u feel me no, no one feels you, that’s why you’re masturbating.
magicalism: the-mighty-birdy: hong-meiling-official: greenwithenby: greenwithenby: People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know? People who prefer cold weather:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT
cunt3rparts: it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
sedirktive: when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
I miss talking to everyone!! all the lil angels who have been with me since the beginning, when I was a baby bun with a sticker chart and worried about telling darfin I liked to call him daddy and now look at me - I just drove darfin to a town an hour
ive had a rough confidence day and instead of beating myself up I wanted to be positive so friends send me your favourite thing about yourself (physical or not)
ovid:but are YOU a reliable narrator?
You have a sexy look about you.
you have a touch of destiny about you
sleepyspacebb:idk what’s so hot about “i’m gonna put a baby in you” but
cosmic-noir: Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitchface keeps you pretty.
You ain't shit if he ain't telling his boys about you.
I thought you forgot about me lol
Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me. I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
per-sempre-parte-di-me: play-the-game: bl-ossomed: oaktreegirl: I scrolled past this at first and then I thought about it and I realized what it means what does it mean? It means do you need someone for the sake of not feeling alone and or sad
*Acts innocent but is thinking about riding the fuck out of you*
a-sinning-angel: ever since i met you no one else is worth thinking about
holysimba: Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries*
puralize: you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
elasticitymudflap: panleytrash: Sapphire’s little gay smiles. Reblog if you agree @jankyspace
you gotta have the booty license
You have no idea how hard it is to force myself to stop thinking about you sometimes..
yaaaasshole: lady-starkiller: when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore this is so real
you got a thing about you
when will people stop talking about intelligent non-earthly life forms like they don’t exist, or like some people haven’t already had experiences with them/they haven’t already visited“what if aliens visited”“what if aliens…” blah
