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About six months ago, you bought your wife a massage and spa treatment. Since then, she has asked you to buy her another one at least ten times.
You might be asking yourself that right now: If you aren’t a submissive, then what the heck is this picture about? You are right to ask that question. One of the big stories that gets played out in cuckolding arenas goes something like this: Woman
“You wanna hurry it up back there, big guy? Or do you wanna keep on taking your time and risk us getting caught.”“Bet you’d like that.”It’s way past the New Year hype and its come to my attention that I haven’t drawn anything nsfw so I am
"You were..never a trophy to me. And you never will be. I'll always care about you, babe."
You guys. Thank you for just taking a quick see what that leak is about. You’re the best.
Do Feed the Starving Artist: This IS a game of "Who the fuck are you?"
*thinks about their actual first ever SU nsfw art*wow that was so fucking furry of me - I should try it again sometime
You know what I like about you? You would rather masturbate to me a few times a year while I’m not even naked and remain in chastity at all other times, than to have regular normal sex with any other woman. I think that’s so sweet. It’s
An image from my patreon, because I still luv you even if you can’t afford to support me through monetary means. Those who can though, even one dollar helps! Pledging will allow you to affect the outcome of the game, the look of the characters, and
You know, i came to terms to accept the fact, that Casca is not gonna be healed, if you think about, you’ll realized that is not going to happend, because: 1) If she gets her memories restored, she either hates Guts for the whole things he has done
You see a dragon, out in the chilly weather in the morning, jogging only in his underwear. He’s entirely focused on the run, and hot a shiver can be seen on his body. Later as you ask about, you realize that guy’s actually a long distance runner,
you wouldn't assume that post was about you if you weren't out here doing foul shit
greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
awkwardvagina: have you ever just cried because you’re you
reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you
You would think that after 3 years broken up from him I would be all fine and dandy and moved on, right? You would think my insecurities 2 months ago totally didn’t ruin the potential sexual partner I had in him, right? You would think 3 years of
notlei:me @ myself: you dumb bitch you really thought you were over it
You never had a Velma kink, but her husband did and sometimes these things would show up mid-Bimbofication.“Isn’t this what you always wanted, Master?” She asks.“I guess, in a way,” you say, looking at her tits outgrowing
baeronism: this quiz tells you what your homeric epithet would be and well, isn’t this the question that keeps us all up at night? feel free to reblog and put your epithet in the tags, mine is bright-eyed
avpdsnail: me: *having a breakdown, wants to die, can’t cope* someone: hey you seem like you’re not doing well i’m here if you want to talk me:
mszamil:When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday
Thank you for all your beautiful messages. I’m not able to respond at the moment but I’ve read them ALL over and over and it really helps to know you’re thinking of me.
bencumber: that shaky thing your voice does when you’re confronting someone or speaking up for yourself is the worst damn thing it’s like you have no intentions of crying but your nervousness overcomes your vocal cords and you end up looking like
cinephileslimited: i absolutely hate 90 minute long movies because if they are good you didn’t get enough and if they suck you feel like you’ve wasted 90 minutes of your life
poachy: “are you a boy or a gi-” you’re unable to finish the sentence because I have eaten you. I’m a shark
raggediandi: ghostgif: when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!” When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
cleffairie: i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re
ffxv:ffxv:no more carrd If you wanna truly get to know me then play the uncharted seriesactually. i’m curious now is there a piece of media (a tv show, a movie, a game, etc.) that you feel this way with? like if you told someone to consume it it’d
Raise your hand if your OTP has literally made you cry, like real tears, not like you just said it on Tumblr but actually cried tears of real unexplainable to your family tears.
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag is it fandom??? is it feminist rants??? is it food??? who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in
fallen-angel-of-thursday: useyourcharm: SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland
psijii: “ why don’t you talk about yourself more? open up ! “
cataclysmictranquility: do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much
hotcheetoprincess: there is really nothing wrong with having never kissed anybody or having sex till you’re in your 20’s and i actually know so many girls who are in their 20’s and insecure about this which just tells me how normal it is
saphore: your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?
You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a pen in your hand and a blank piece of paper infront of you. Your hand is shaking, and the tears begin again - for the third time in the past hour. ‘To my family’ you write at the top of the page,
branbebo: just-shower-thoughts: If you’re 7 you’ve never lived in a world with a white US president What a blessing
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cywlyxn: me @ myself: why do you do this thing you know it makes you sadmyself @ me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
madcapbaker: peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like I had to show this to my sisters boyfriend who was across the room because his best friend is actually Hugo Weaving’s
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taint3edcakes: sonoanthony: kngshxt: sonoanthony: sonoanthony: sonoanthony: How long it take you to save someone’s number? It take me about a week of constant texting A lot of ya are saying “if they fine/pretty/cute” ya would save it quickly
donttlo0katme: GuysHow y'all feel about peeing sitting down? 🤔 I try to avoid it, not just on no extra masculine shit, but logistically it’s a pain because I have to bend it to pee in the bowl which means when I stand up whatever didn’t
megfo:I like how fan service anime for guys is just like…tits on girls that look like babies where they just trip and fall and everything is panty shots and fan service anime for girls is just like…really really nice muscley guys who talk about feelings
poobit:ok im curious: tag ur sexuality/gender and an era you are aesthetically into: ex, im a bi trans man and i love the 20s-60s Bisexual woman and I LOVE learning about the Mongolian Empire.
The signs as times of day
The Signs as Pretty English Words
The Signs: Stereotypes VS Reality
the signs expectation vs reality
pararoses: Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh
noshirtnoblouse: i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back Wow. I am the person that guys come to when their all nervous about talking to girls. Fuck.
okaywork: me: i should get in the shower *2 hours later someone else starts the shower* me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
black-jaida: blxck-gold: sehuns-left-testicle: fanfiction: “he ran his fingers through your hair as you fell asleep”me: lmfao im weak Fuck around and lose ya hands
Alright, I was tagged by sunshinespunchlines, so here goes. 1. Why did you choose your URL? I am a total clusterfuck of human, and also a chronic insomniac. Felt right. 2. What is your middle name? Uhhhhhh. How about an initial? J. 3. If
this person on my facebook is a total moron and made a status ‘why is it that the people who claim to know about psychology are the ones with mental illnesses they cant control’ WHAT THE FUCK yes they know about psychology because they have
You know, every year once my birthday starts to roll around, I get into a sort of funk. It’s never anything major but it always starts a few weeks prior and I always get a little down like, not exactly about me turning older, though that sometimes is
itshisk: sardonnyx: it’s cool how pearl went from “steven that’s not possible” in warp tourto “wait, how do you know” in chille tideven when he says he doesn’t know how he knows she immediately takes him seriously & asks about malachite.
You know who else I want to have an empathy about Garnet and have some deep talks in front of the Barn with her? Oh Yeah
