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Date someone who will text you dirty things while they are eating dinner with their family.
Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
fiseebilillah: I think the scariest thing in this world is you never know someone’s true intentions with you
Nice Things
roughrimjob:*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
myheartmadeknown: thoughshebe-butlittle: I hope my house is the house that all my children’s friends want to crash after school. “things always smell nice & she cooks for us!” I hope when wrinkles and gray hair find me I’m still adventuring
mizshylock: itseasytoremember: my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like “oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’ Whereas you push little dogs
animeadult: making out is probably one of the best things in the world idk from the flirty eye contact and subtle body language to the slight hesitation the first time you brush your tongue against theirs to the little sounds they make and the feeling
I just want to cuddle someone till things get inappropriate tbh.
cooldad420piff: cooldad420piff: The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of
luvallstuff: officialwhitegirls: we live in a time where “you are shit” and “you ain’t shit” mean the exact same thing english is truly incredible But saying “you are THE shit” is the exact opposite
chxrishing: just-shower-thoughts: We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online. the sad thing is i did an NE when i read this
troyetroyetroye: trxyesweater: Two funny things 1. She has game. Like A LOT!!! 2. In the show he was literally the technology expert… Iconic
fknsex: Butt grabbing is just the best thing ever
seriousjones: why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole
southerncountrygirl1998: I already dont wanna get out of bed this would make things worse
just-shower-thoughts: When I was young, girls didn’t like it when I pulled their hair… Funny how things change.
but like neck kisses are the best thing ever
rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma
afrospaice: arepeegee: when somebody whos generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing then its probably because theyre fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time
tennants-hair: ”when i was your age i-”yes but this is not 1985 anymore things have changed literally everything is different so what you did when you were my age is completely irrelevant why is this so hard for parents to understand
yolobaggins: gayreyna: the sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store OH MY GOD IM SO GLAD THAT THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING AND NOT JUST ME BEING WEIRD
indie-love-scene: ohmyprettydarling: am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things “I love you” means your heart has made a connection with that person. “I’m IN love with
its-brilliantbrando: nataliechincreates: i actually know them in real life and this is the funniest thing ever Im done right now ✋😂
jesusbemysource: fatveronica: WHAT A GREAT DOG THIS IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS MY HAZEL EYES HAS EVER SEEN
kittenanarchy: sometimes your reason for living can be the stupidest little thing. like “i don’t want my pet to get sad because they miss me” or “i want to know how this television show ends.” and sometimes, that’s enough.
the worst things you can say to the signs
therestislife: Once I start to genuinely care about you I swear I’ll never stop.. even if you treat me like shit or don’t feel the same way. And I honestly don’t know if this is a good or bad thing
snorlaxatives: i’m still a bit upset that toy story 4 is going to be a thing because toy story 3 was just the absolute perfect ending to the toy story franchise… like there’s no reason to keep going and risk ruining this beautiful film series
hesitantalien: “paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her” is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
those-things-i-couldnt-say: hatoon98: college I remember this episode
The one thing you never say to a 911 police dispatcher....
molliesmpire: open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can ever convince me otherwise
candycoatedcowgirl: taylurkingswift: deniceenvall: musicalsymphony: musicalsymphony: I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it. Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy
pro-anti-feminism: biohazerd: Mf theres a such thing as fucking friction. It dont matter how big his dick is, if the condom aint made for his dick the shit is gonna FUCKING BREAK. Who gives a shit whether you can stick ur damn arm in a condom. I dont
t-i-lt: An empty New York City train is a rare thing to find
kaaaaayleexx: lotrlockedwhovian: baby-dahlia: Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get… You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding
sassysaffron: obscuruslupa: atopfourthwall: anarchiccorrosivity: castielsteenwolf: jpieg: excuse me but this is FUCKIN HILARIOUS © THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER PLEASE WATCH THIS OH MY GOD This shit made me lose it I WILL FOLLOW
bullied: oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM
snag-it-bag-it-n-tag-it: quads-for-the-gods: bottlesofnerdfightingelephants: damnoosa: nessthebeautifulmess: Powerful & creative imagery the food and education made me sad. I have always been fascinated by these ‘world of 100 people’ things,
southerntexasrebel: There’s a guy on Instagram that has this beautiful thing and I’m obsessed with it. Totally in love.
earthdad: roasting me is ineffective because you can’t tell me worse things than i already think of my self already
hardcore: When a relationship has run its course I think the toughest thing is leaving behind the comfort of familiarity and then trying to find it again somewhere else
