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compulsiveaustralian:videohall:Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming. that was a religious experience
Nice Things
shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟
dontyouever-giveup: mydailytumbles: dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world. THAT’S MY SISTER!
wetstuffontheredstuff: prokopetz:Dammit, people, if you’re going to write a Canadian character, you can’t just throw “eh” in wherever. It’s not a verbal tic - it has a very specific semantic role.In brief, “eh” does one of two things:Turn
empresspinto:hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
the-fandoms-are-cool: owlmylove: okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your
heart: keep in mind that some people stress about things that you may not think is a big deal. also that person may have legit anxiety/panic issues so just a friendly remember to not tell someone to “chill” or be rude about it
cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats:Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes. So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were
timeywimeyhobbit: why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
jbkats: “paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her” is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
z0mbiitch: My special talents include: jumping to the worst conclusion possible and worrying about that thing for hours.
ariaste: unamusedsloth: Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
flastate-thesouthisgreat: “Come climb into my bed with me but not for sex, I want to know all the little things. I want you to tell me about that scar on your knee you got when you were 5 cause a mean little boy pushed you off the swing set, tell me
kriswooh:Please look after your friends. Make sure they are well and okay. Sometimes they are going through things that are really heavy. They may not say but they are. Please love them and take care of them.
I hope the person you like, likes you back and things work out
floozys: i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s
9 Things Only Ellen Could Get Away With
the-doctor-exists: 1864damon: 8yrs: my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds you can get a headache from looking at something that bright This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.
liberalfartsdegree:list of things im handling well currently1.
When cop haters want to make this a race thing but actual facts get in the way.
indie-love-scene: ohmyprettydarling: am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things “I love you” means your heart has made a connection with that person. “I’m IN love with
flirting-with-psychology: There should be an online forum where people post things their crush has done and other people try to determine whether it seems like the crush likes them back without having any personal bias
When people say they know how I feel, and that things will get better:
rhydonmyhardon: being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear
nemoxnobody: MY FAVORITE THING
nobodyhastimeforusernames: you know what i love about tumblr? the fact that you can’t see how many followers someone has. on things like twitter or instagram, people tend to judge others by how many followers they have. on tumblr, though, regardless
vulnerablx: I swear I’ll be fine for weeks, but one morning I’ll wake up and my heart feels heavy for no reason at all. It’s just hard, you know? thinking you’re making all this progress only for it to be ruined by one little thing
hannahvickers:like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
uhmeliamay: meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever
kieljamespatrick: Things Money can’t buy:1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Ambition 5. Character 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Integrity 9. Love 10. Class 11. God
warnerbrosentertainment: “The thing that haunts me are all the guys I couldn’t save.”
c0untrymusicjesus: chescaacakes: haywood-you-stop-that: icexxxtea: faleep:pinkifingers:john-egberts-floating-arms: rick-sanchez: camiekahle: THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS DO YOU UNDERSTAND
nothingbutbeerandbones: deviantxxx: girlfriendsforscience: catbountry: flopryn: seems legit That’s fucking amazing. fucking read it oh my god, Crazy ride from beginning to end I always try to avoid seeing where these things take place until
tinychatter: u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
An honest friendship is one in which even after weeks of not speaking, things are still the same whenever you choose to speak. I don’t see the obsession with talking to people every single day online or over text just to call yourselves friends. If
important things tumblr will not teach you
reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.
sweptoutofmymind: today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
roughrimjob: *GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
ajd1219: benedictsmith: Do you guys ever say the wrong thing in a conversation and then have it haunt you for months or years afterwards like a social anxiety poltergeist? a social anxiety poltergeist
oddness: things i’m good at: not answering texts/chats getting my hopes up daydreaming being awkward pissing people off sleeping
darkenedgamr: I laugh so hard, my things were knocked off my desk.
unknownpeasant: haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day Woah
patientlights: anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t
superwhoavengebitpottmerlockian: itsstuckyinmyhead:The Fucking Menstrual Cycle and Tumblr To be honest women never got over the immaculate conception birthing the son of god thing
itisnotofimport:I may not greet my new followers, but just know that I notice and think nice things in your general direction when I see you.
