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mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us.. like i understand it’s quick play but come on……… they were backfill and chose mercy even tho there was already a mercy and so when i switched to a tank they switched
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: darkriku5: My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then Dinner was on John. Pulls shit out of the trash
darkriku5: My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then Dinner was on John.
dandelioninmayhem: I was just trying to find latest episode of Orphan Black and got pissed because i couldn’t find anything for about half an hour and then i looked what i typed and couldn’t breathe… ORPHAN IS THE NEW BLACK!!! but then i checked
talesofanswers: Well, most of the enemies we fought were monsters or bandits or whatnot. So it was easy to assert myself against them, and it was fun to trash talk them in battles I knew we were gonna win. Then it just became habit. It has actually
ladynehemah: Silly me…I should have known better. He said he brought a condom, but it ripped when he tried to put it on. He promised to pull out, and I believed him. It was going great, and then he put me on all fours, then laying on my stomach.
cmdrlexas: so i went to the bathroom at chili’s and it was super air conditioned in there. i was by myself and i said ‘wow it’s really cold in here’ and then followed it up with ‘one might even say it’s….chilly’and i realized this is
prince-melaniin: alyx-nsfw: This is all hot until you’re so fucking hot and sweaty you are disgusting.But until then, it’s just hot Seriously,recently had sex in the woods and it was fun for like 2 minutes and then it got all hot and sticky and
mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
perfect-skies: This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it,
ryangoslingsource: It happened again. I thought it was behind me, but the dreams came back. I was up all night. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, it haunts me. I forgot about it for years but then I remembered that… ‘Avatar’, the giant international
shoreguy23: My baby is very satisfied with her handiwork. She played with it, then rode it until she was satisfied. At that point she declared that it was time to cage it. She is planning a session for Tuesday night, but has already advised me that
foxnewsofficial: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it he didn’t laugh
drunk-nuns: This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in Africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it,
saddeer: once i was chasing a snake in my backyard and i was like haha cant go anywhere bitch and then it jumped like 5 feet in the air and landed in a pond and like surfed across and disappeared and ever since then ive had trust issues
wastedseas: “calm down it was just a joke” THIS IS THE PROBLEM!!! people think that you can be disrespectful and degrading towards women and then just brush it off by saying it was a “joke”. well let me tell you something, it’s
snoopdeer: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should of put a ring on it he didn’t laugh and he didn’t
connormpreg: when i was 7 i had one of these fucking things randomly at night it would suddenly wake up, sit up, and stare at me for a good 3 minutes. then it would bark and it’s eyes would make a heart shape but then the heart would crack in half
dyong0:elementalearth123:frozenartscapes:mitchmarner:wait for it At first I was like: You guys going to throw a punch or are you gonna keep dancing?And then I was like: Alright then. HOW DARE YOU HIDE THIS The subtle buttslap tho
corvell: one-time-i-dreamt: I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said,
nymori: corvell: one-time-i-dreamt: I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then
myscratchypencil: quarter-quirrell: nargles4life: karasgis: Ginny Weasley & Tom Riddle I thought it was really cool and kinda cute until I realized it was Ginny and Tom, then it became horrific. I love it. This is BY FAR the best fan art I have
wesquick: This is the dude who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s, and then when it got too big, he let it into the wild. 10 years later, it was like the alpha male in a nature reserve in Africa and was really violent. The guy went to see it, and
dontbeallupinmyfriesdawg: On Wednesday I seriously didn’t want to go to school.I was experiencing depression. It was the day right after my birthday and then this shocking and terrifying thing happens.But then I realised something.People like Drumpf,
thewalruswaspaul: freethephoenix: This is the man who bought this lion as a cub in the 60’s and then when it got too big he let it into the wild. 10 years later it was the alpha male in a nature reserve in Africa and it was really violent. The guy
sea-and-hiki: rainbow-of-feels: shippinlikereligion: hobbitsandlocks: jinxamataz: i was going to scroll past like “oh no not this again” but then there’s bilbo and i smiled so wide BILBOOOOOO I WAS SCARED but then it worked out. so cute
snoopdeer: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it he didn’t laugh and he
waandering: I went on a walk at sunset and the entire sky was glowing pink/orange/purple (the most beautiful color combo ever) and then it started pouring down rain and then hailing. The earth was having such dramatic emotions. I think I am going to
-makemesmile: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it he didn’t laugh and
ancient-souls: adorability: acidpunch: what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream But then you could know how to do shit right. Like be less ugly.
“I know it’s a little on the modest side. It was bought for a trip to visit relatives who aren’t quite as open, but then Covid came along and the trip was cancelled. So, I’m wearing it now just to get some use out of it,”
