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Pollito is not getting better and I fear the worst… It won’t eat and the only thing it wants to do is te rest inside my hand…I really tried, I did what I could..
Women talk about their first time masturbating“My grandmother had gifted my dad with a body massager for his shoulder, and I was trying it one day, and then I started playing with it and I put it in my pants. And then it was time to go to college, I
captaingerbear: Turnabout. First it was too tight, then it was too dry. That’s fair enough. Then it was in crooked. Then it was too cold. Then it was too bright. Too quiet, too stuffy in the room, Every excuse he could think of to get Orsino to pull
Was like hey that gesture doesn’t look too bad! Let’s redraw that in more my styleNOPEDone
My parents take sex education seriously. First it was Mom explaining the “basics” of a woman’s body to me, then showing me on her body and mine all the different things we had just discussed. Then it was a discussion on birth control
page 18 next>> it was really cute seeing people read this at the cons, they’d get to the previous page and be like “are they gonna make out?!” all excited then they’d go two more pages and get slightly uncomfortable
ladygrush: luna-whiskers: tsengsational: I’ve been wanting to do a Sailor Moon reboot for a while. I’ve gone through three or four iterations of this idea. First it was a traditional superhero comic, then it was a sci-fi setting, then it was a
No offense but I just had a Steven Universe x Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney crossover dream and it was the best thing ever
joethejohnston: New episode! Me and Jeff! Watch it! Or don’t! Up to you! Its good though! So you should watch it!!! It could’ve been great. And then it was! And then everyone was happy.
chubphlosion: biscuitsarenice: She Came PreparedThe Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools. She came for him I was just like “yes this is amazing you go girls” then i saw it was
geek11562:simplystormie:elecktrum:tiktoks-repost:The only possible responseEveryone just GETS itI made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome
startrektrashface: schumie: keeveet-talks: obstinatecondolement: I wonder when exactly it was that Star Trek stopped being perceived as light, fluffy, not-really-legitimate sci fi that ~housewives~ liked and started being seen as serious nerd business
GUYS LOOK I WAS GONNA DRAW A THING FOR AKIFU’S RAPTOR THING BUT THEN I RAN OUT OF TIME AND I PASSED OUT BUT LOOK I PROMISE I WAS GONNA DO IT
Just slept for 12 hours straight. When I woke up the door to the bedroom was closed so it was pitch black inside and then I looked at my phone and it said 4:10 and for about 3 solid minutes I was seriously disoriented and confused and wondered why I woke
putawaythefairytales:It’s not… visited, Prior. By who? It is from you, what else is it? Something else.That’s crazy. Then I’m crazy.No, you’re - Then it was an angel.It was not an - Then I’m crazy. The whole world
notonyourbarricade:It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.
orteil42: seven vagànias it was great then I noticed the author was one of the people behind potter puppet pals then it was amazing
ask-sashapotato: So I found an English version of Guren no Yumiya and I took a little time to put it together with the video to give everyone a feel for what an English dub might potentially look like! (ps, it was higher quality but tumblr said the
y'know, I wonder if my opinion on “The Test” was influenced by the fact that while I was watching it my dog Leonard fell asleep with his head on my lap. Like, it’s hard to not be receptive of warm and fuzzy feelings when you have an
A light went out in the kitchen with an incredibly loud popping sound while I was standing directly under it and it was kind of terrifying.
the sky was so gorgeous when I was out earlier. The sun had just set so that part of the sky was like a golden yellow and then up where it met the clouds it was a super vibrant red, it looked like one of those postcards with painted sunsets. Like, it
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
chronicallycreeping:I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w
Then it was time for some birthday cake. :)
For those wondering: If Wilson is indicted, Wilson will be arrested and officially charged. This whole indictment process is when the Grand Jury decides if there is enough evidence to go on with a trial. It isn’t the final guilty/not guilty decision.
i has this dream where hinata told kageyama he was a slut and then suddenly all i see is hinata getting fucked by oikawa then aone then daichi??
omg-waits:First, it was blowjobs in his car. Then it was motels. Then she told him I Like it. Now he comes to our house sometimes. Our cover story is he’s My buddy! 😉
catchcastiel: castielanderson: cesaray: from season one to season seven #There’s a reason he was okay with it all back then. Back then he didn’t really care. He only ever cared about Sammy and John. #And when John was gone well then it was just
tsengsational: I’ve been wanting to do a Sailor Moon reboot for a while. I’ve gone through three or four iterations of this idea. First it was a traditional superhero comic, then it was a sci-fi setting, then it was a fantasy setting… this is the
I thought was going to sleep well today but then I woke up with a centipede in my shirt!!!!!! I accidentally killed it in my panic and now I kinda feel bad because the poor thing probably just wanted somewhere warm and dark to sleep but no I murdered
aka-calum: yk whAT I REALISED michael is going from lighter shades to darker shades, like, his hair was lilac then it was orange i think and then it was red and now it’s dark blue. does this mean my dream is finally coming true ? will the next colour
It can be so emotionally draining having a fuck buddy, when all you really want is someone who’d lay in bed next to you and watch cops.
Snow is currently blowing sideways Welcome to the weather updates of a poor girl on Binghamton. Get ready y'all
One of my Sims kicked over Siddhartha, my mysterious little gnome, stood him up, and then he was doing a handstand. Then at about 3am, he disappeared in a little puff of orange smoke and sparkles, and after some searching, I found him like this - taking
if you’ve never had a crush on one of your professors and low key flirted with them then I suggest you do asap
kushandwizdom: poppunktunes: mxksim: vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he was left
don’t judge! so when I was in there he just like gave me the IV and I was like … idk I felt extremely high and then it was all weird and blurry I can’t really explain it and then I was out and it was over and apparently I kept saying
shortlittlestoriesoftorment-dea: This little habit of yours is getting out of hand, isn’t it girl?First it was a quick rummage in your panties before work.Then it was a little fondle in the bathroom during lunch.Then, when you were feeling particularly
I am so proud of myself, yesterday darfin was super dom-y and normally I am a brat because I don’t always listen to what he tells me to do but I DID EVERYTHING WITHOUT TALKING BACK AND IT WAS WOOONDERFUL
thank you to the people who came to see me on cam!! I am very sorry I wasn’t as peppy and I broke out into dance for shania twain but it was fun
I just went to the door to see if I have mail and the mail lady was walking to the door and started to wave but I ran away omg she saw me run like an idiot
today me and darfin worked on his camaro and I helped fix up the brakes and make the brake pads, rotor and caliper all nice again and then it was pouring rain so luckily we were in the barn THEN to reward me for all my wonderful help he took me to look
hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing perfect yesterday but then I ended up working today so I couldnt ramble .. but now ITS TIMMEEEE.so my best fwand was like ‘hey wanna go on an adventure with me’ and I was like oui oui
soo I had a dream the other nightme and darfin went to this club type of thing and there was a cute girl and we both agreed she was cute and we started talking to her and blah blah then we ended up in this room and she was being flirty and her and darfin
schmuserin replied to your post: sometimes i wonder how id look like wi… I wondered the same thing and then I cut it short and it was the best decision I could have made! It does poof up but it’s cute that way too ^_^ awww thats so cute ;u;
raptarion replied to your post: before making my current icon i had ma…I actually remember this being used for a few hours if I’m not mistaken. Then it was like “Pixel icon” and I thought “We not even going to mention that other icon that
lol im at the grocery store and im standing in an aisle up against the wall and theres no one in the hall anywhere and then this tough looking dude walks in, doesn’t have a cart just a basket, and he walks up next to me in my corner waiting for
kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say
I was finally able to use my thick toy! The one in my blow job video. I was able to actually masturbate with it. It hurt a little at first if I pushed it too far in but then I was able to stretch and go slow and it was fine ☺️ it was great because
omgfamilyaffair: at first it was just sex with my dad,then it was dad and my uncle tom,then dad and my uncle bill, then dad and my uncle ray….somehow it turned into dad and all my uncles at the same time. it just keeps getting better all the time!
221benedicts: 221benedicts: I thought this was about Doctor Who at first, but then I was like “Oh, it’s just a normal doctor” but then it was about Doctor Who. I do not understand why this post got this many notes
And just when I thought that Steven Universe can’t possibly top itself, they continue to push out things like this. ‘Mr.Greg’ is probably in my top 5 episodes, Pearl’s Ballad and the sequence that was with it was just utterly gorgeous
once I was watching an episode of 40 minutes while being convinced it was only 20 minutes and I had to go out so I was like “I’ll go after it ends” and when it ended I didn’t know wHY it was suddenly so late and then I realized
so earlier today i was trying to take off my frickin’ bra clasp thing but it was a new bra so it was hARD TO TAKE OFF AND THEN SOMETHING STABS ME BETWEEN MY FINGERNAIL AND THUMB??? AND THEN IT BLED AND UGHhh that fucker stung
i thought i saw that fucking bee again so i sorta wall-scooted outta my room but then it was actually a fly it was a reaLLY big fly >:(
there was ANOTHER FUCKIng SPIDer IN THE KITCHEN SINK TOdaY AND IT wAS fUCKING HUGE (note: im probably exaggerating but it was way bigger then the one last night) JESUS CHRIST I AM GOING TO MOVE OUTT
Also hey another funny thing: when I first started posting overwatch art I would scroll thru the tags and occasionally see it tagged “ow” and be like “omg are u guys ok”
I was in Berlin this time last year :(
