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hplyrikz: “Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.” — Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept (via hplyrikz) Clear your mind here(via hplyrikz)
sosa-parks: When she fall asleep while sexting is the worst. U like “I wanna taste your pussy” she reply the next day like “hi”
versacebitch: the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
jonnypatrick: kissedmequiteinsane: tennantstype40: And then the soul of every child watching withered and died. if this wasn’t the worst moment of your childhood then we can no longer associate with each other Just hearing Pikachu in my head with
virare: the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people the worst is that I’m broke
“Let me tear you to pieces this is me wishing you into the worst situations. I’m the kind of kid that can’t let anything go but you wouldn’t know a good thing if it came up and slit your throat.” God, what I’d do to
Oh you know just normal things to carry in your bag when you go to college in one of the worst cities in the US 😭 🔨🔪 #patersonproblems #fuckpepperspray #done #ratchet #waitnoitsahammer
dirtylittlelustfulgirl: “Ultimately, the worst kinds of pain do not come from your enemies but the people you trust and love……..” - Beau Taplin // Enemies
glasseskiwi: 5eva: y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they
flowisaconstruct: smashgirls:the worst!!! thing!!! is having certain names POISONED for you……every time you hear That Name your gut twists and you feel sick and unsettled or angry This reminds me of a post I saw the other day where a guy was saying
angelbabyspice: wormsounds: killuo: wormsounds: Would you guys like to see literally the worst tweet in the world. I’m serious your gonna have to prepare for this one if its unleashed Yes You asked for it ah
kissedmequiteinsane: tennantstype40: And then the soul of every child watching withered and died. if this wasn’t the worst moment of your childhood then we can no longer associate with each other
buttcramps: the worst part about cold weather is all the bugs that should be dying just come chill in your house bitch no you can’t cheat nature like this get back outside and STOP LIVING
allyallyphobia: nyooms: 5eva: y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes
colinodonorgasm: #no one hates killian jones more than killian jones #he never tries to defend himself because that’s exactly what he thinks he became #he acts like he’s the best but he feels like he’s the worst #emma teach your boyfriend to
dc-sugar I hope you get better! They are the worst! thotianaxoxo Women get UTIs more often than men bc we have shorter urethras. You can get it from introducing bacteria into the urinary tract by: sex, wiping back to front, or holding in your pee. I
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suicidalghosts: The worst thing is being happy but mentally ill at the same time. So you’re like ‘yay I’m so happy with my life right now, everything is great’ but your brain’s like ‘you still want to die tho’
kurobi: steve-leif-kareha: laurenfrommars: elder—goose: yorufrost: psychohorror: Children’s Worst Nightmares by Joshua Hoffine This is fucking incredible Can we talk about how the cubes on the last pic spell “Daddy no” I remember
gallifreyanturtles: versacebitch: loungezombie: versacebitch: the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it i dont speak
m4ge: Writing the conclusion is the worst part of writing reports Ah yes thank you for reading my paper now please allow me to restate my thesis statement with slightly different wording and ultimately waste your time
religiousmom: the week leading up to your period is the worst its like playing russian roulette with underwear
religiousmom: the week leading up to your period is the worst its like playing russian roulette with underwear this is how a majority of my underwear gets ruined, and this is why you should buy me cuute new underwear. :33
trapcard: one of the worst things about having mental disorders and dating is the constant fear of your significant other giving up on you. like its this lingering cloud of “how long can they deal with my crazy ass”
ananarchie: kids are fucking fragile, ok? when you have no life experience you have nothing to compare your troubles to and many things ARE, in fact, the worst thing to ever happen to you.i’m 20. and i had a rough week this week. and one of the reasons
inkskinned: when your friends make jokes about hating themselves, stop them. don’t laugh. i know in the moment it might slip out, but make sure you follow it up with asking them about it. don’t accept a calm, “i’m the worst” tell them, “no,
kittysmashh: Oh my whim won’t you fall once more, I want you on my mind ✨ Leave my caption in tact or the seam on your sock will never line up properly, and that’s the worst. 😬
virare:the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people the worst is that I’m broke
sweetasshugar: carnal-erotic-desires: Hmm, I’m not too sure how it got to be Sunday again @carnal-erotic-desires, where does the time go? Oh well, here’s my mom bod. Enjoy your day. Shugar 💋http://sweetasshugar.tumblr.com The worst part about
hipster: Be around people who bring out the best in you, not the worst. People who give you happiness, not misery. Protect your self respect & peace.
lebensfeuerwerk: I think the worst at a heartbreak is when you see the person again after a long time and you feel your heart break in a million ways again and you can’t breath anymore
scarlett-the-seachild: ownly-lownly: daisiesforprudence: rubyreed: A few of my favorite activities. i like how they put capitalism in fun letters i also like how “lesbians” is huge and bolded, like that’s the worst thing up there.Kill your
versacebitch: loungezombie: versacebitch: the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it i dont speak two languages but i
flymetothemoo: systematicsalvation: frienclzone: choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain
csholla: Part 2: Boss: The only thing I want in your mouth is my Executive BBC. Unless you want me get rough with you, and you know how much I love that shit. Secretary: Yes Sir! I need that in the worst way though. Please just give it to me already.
Day 11: the worst advice you’ve ever heard, or ever been given “ignore it and it will go away” Day 12: the best advice you’ve ever heard, or ever been given idk i really dont ask for help Day 13: your favorite quote thats like a parent
lolcatsdeamon13: theglasscage: blind-diode: therantsofnelldog: towritecomicsonherarms: Come on man… use your webs to stop her falling.. what’s the worst that could happen I actually just shuddered reading that line. Read the comics and you
real-live-dragon: harvard-dad: The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking
