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Your new masters lined up, clutching their gigantic asses as they got prepared for their competition. The rules were simple, they would take turns blasting gas into your nose, and whichever rank, dirty arse smelled the worst, won! The one in grey leans
The worst was having to masturbate in front of her friends and to answer their humiliating questions: Is it true that the few times your wife let you fuck her she made you wear a condom, but that she made you tell your boss that you wanted to see him
Your black boss not only wanted you to watch, he told you to take pictures. But, the worst was when your wife told you, “Honey, seeing this picture makes me want to suck his big cock again. Does it also make you want to watch him fuck me again?&rdqu
The worst wasn’t when you licked your wife’s just fucked pussy in front of your boss, but when he asked you why you had an erection.
The worst wasn’t what happened at the party after the match. The worst was when your girlfriend told you, “I can’t wait to tell my girlfriends that I had sex with them both.”
The worst was hearing your boss say, “don’t you think that she looks more beautiful than ever; you should be grateful to me for getting your wife pregnant.”
The worst feeling ever is when you find out that the one you've been fighting for, the one you've been in love with has replaced you with a nasty little fcking skank. It makes you mad; it makes you sad; it makes you want to scream your head off. This
Personally, I think a harem should have a bit of variety. But I would have absolutely no problem having these playthings at my beck and call. I’d never really be able to complain if the worst problem I have is deciding on which one to use on
namekian-maoh:Sadly, Halloween is one of the worst time of year for Black cats…If you have a cat, especially a black cat, be sure to keep them safe and indoors if at all possible!!
ptcrow: Cake is not a Lie “Birthdays are important, Bob. So today is your birthday.”
the-macra: venicksen: the-macra: colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like this is THE WORST idea anyone has ever had on this site. ever. yeah you’re right……haha……..imagine some sort of dystopia where newborns
the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder
fr33kinmatt: leplastiquedick: capacity: goth-aunt: chainsawpunk: sustainablefarming: This should’ve been my gender reveal they look like this is the worst thing that has ever happened to them smh It probably is this is why i’m heterophobic
the-pastoralist: brokenlevel: why-animals-do-the-thing: wolfforce58205: zooophagous: caong: zooophagous: theexoticvet: Tick season is already in full swing and it’s going to be one of the worst years for ticks and lyme disease. Make sure your
terezis:Four new pages and an interview with The Beat! Justin says he’d most like to hang out with Kravitz because “he’s a good dude with impeccable style, a real sweetheart who also happens to be the Grim Reaper. When will your worst enemy die?
katlynart: Your the worst thing that ever happened to you.
problematicassharry: fuckwhoyoucamewith: The worst song on FOUR is 18……
the worst part about owning the home you live in is that when shit goes bad you more or less have to fix it on your goddamn own. i dont have a landlord to call. and the bank isn’t fixing shit at 1:15 at night. my life is human tragedy.
The worst feeling in the world is the moment you realize that walls are collapsing in on your life, and you have no means of escape. My world is collapsing right now, and I feel like I’m at my worst all over again. I’m trying so hard to keep
The worst part about long distance relationships is the days where you can physically feel the distance between you and you can feel your chest ache.
the-condescensions-swag: teamsubpar: The Homestuck Fandom is literally the worst fandom and has absolutely no redeeming qualities. If you think otherwise that just means that you are a part of the Homestuck fandom and therefore your opinion doesn’t
dicklover3000: *on a date* so haha tell me more about your dog
excelsior;
sunrisedahlia: megpie252: fort-max: spastasmagoria: wi1l: nohomo66: wonderbraforyourdick: You are the worst person. You can be a vegan and whine at people, thats hurting nobody but when you tell people to not take vaccines, you’re endangering
tikkety-tok:Bananas are the worst
Second hand embarrassment from younger siblings in their awkward phase is the worst
the-andorian-mining-consortium replied to your post: The worst joke I ever saw on a popsicl… Because “flipping the bird”? Probably would’ve worked better as a joke if they worded it like that, but maybe not so appropriate for children
the-vashta-nerada: chronukkahlylate: the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny the second worst
That awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting
the-shameless-wolf:2017 was without a doubt the worst year of my life… Getting the shit beat out of you by your own brain isn’t fun let alone letting it affect your life. I find that I have to try so much harder for the most basic things whether they
floweranger: do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown
The worst thing about your fave show ending is that all the icons in your dash slowly change to other characters
the-worst-url: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: neckbeardeddragon: cheezetits: narcotic: There’s a book sitting in front of you. In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? Hell fucking yeah Read
The worst feeling is knowing your parents are not your allies
the-long-dog: glumshoe: sparkycanteven: glumshoe: bogleech: glumshoe: padlocked-quintus: glumshoe: Raccoons are the worst. You expect them to go through your stuff and steal your food while you’re camping, but they don’t stop there - half
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the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel
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the worst thing ever is when you pronounce a characters name in a book a certain way in your head and then they bring the film out and it turns out you’ve been pronouncing it wrong the whole time and everytime their name is said on screen you shudder
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damonofhousesalvatore: get to know me meme: [9/10] male characters » Rick GrimesWe’ve all done the worst kinds of things to stay alive but we can still come back. We’re not too far gone. We get to come back. I know… We all can change.
the worst feeling is feeling self conscious about your work when you talk to your friends, sigh
astabeta replied to your post: anonymous asked:Since you’re on t… Yeah me too one time I got this yogurt body wash from Bath and Body Works and I used it and it smelled to me like I just dived into a vat of strawberry and banana mush Yeah
Reasons why your sign sucks
The worst tears are the ones that quietly roll down your face because you know deep down in your soul that nothing is ok & no matter how many times you hear people say “You’ll be okay.” You know you really won’t be ok because
don’t make a post about your shitty WR opinions against monochrome and then proceed to tag it ‘checkmating’. because then tumblr sees that as an opportunity to make it suddenly appear on my dash because of their new tag feature.
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