your parents
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Follow your own passion - not your parents’, not your teachers
When you successfully lie to your parents and you go in your room and close the door your like
That awkward moment when you go on your Tumblr and sex things appear on your dashboard and your parents are next to you.
akhaste: wheresmywatson: andythanfictionisafraud: bangharleybang: When your parents think you’re dating your best friend When EVERYBODY thinks you’re dating your friend… is that an example or a reaction both
pencilscratchins:tfw your nerd younger brother wants to date the same hot buff family friend you want to, even though youre way cooler, and your parents & uncle don’t even help smh (semi-continuation of this bit)
sneaky-trickster-one: mammograms: you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say calmly. “we’ve been following your blog for two months now.”
paultn37013: Hey lil buddy, your parents are working late so they sent your uncle joe to give you a ride home from school. So how about you put your backpack in the trunk and climb in you can sit in my lap and steer while I drive. You’re going to enjoy
wheresmywatson: andythanfictionisafraud: bangharleybang: When your parents think you’re dating your best friend When EVERYBODY thinks you’re dating your friend…
biggestboobguns: You watched as the trap you had set for your hot step-sister was being carried out on your aunt. You had laced your parents’ hot tub with a special chemical that was absorbed through the skin and made a woman’s hormones go crazy
martymuses: beyonce-af:thetremblingofmyhand:bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THERE PARENTS WILL TELL THEMsir that is your nipple“My dick hurts, doctor!”“Oh, alright. Well let me take a look at your penis, sir.” “I
eros-muse: Your wife has never liked me. She always had something bad to say about the tattoos, my attitude or the way I would dress when I came around with your little sister to hang out at your parents house. I heard the words she called me; hussy,
guidedsurrender: All the time, effort and money your parents put into bringing you up to be a lady. They wanted you to have the perfect life, paid for your private education and gave you everything you ever wanted. And for what? For you to open your
dawnofthelastday: clexa-pick-up-lines:When you ask your parents to refer to you as bisexual because that’s what you identify as. But they refuse, because “they didn’t have those kinds of words when we were your age.” So when your bring home
charlesoberonn: thescienceofjohnlock: unamusedpixie: I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake. reblogging for that ^ if she wanted a Batman cake for your wedding it means she wished you were richer and that she hates your parents
akoolguy: hashtagdion: I hate small talk. Talk to me about your favorite pet you ever had. Tell me what street you grew up. Tell me what year your parents got married and your father’s middle name and who you bank with. TELL ME HOW TO OVERLOAD THE
internal-acceptance-movement: Reading your message broke my heart. I’m so, so sorry that your parents have been body shaming you :[ No one deserves that. From anyone. It also made me really angry because there’s nothing wrong with your body or
freesoul-vibin: Say hi to trees Kiss your animals Hug your parents Recognize your soul Thank the universe
daddys-littlesluts: *trigger warning, don’t read if you can’t handle it* Your parents always told you not to travel with people you don’t know but you had no choice. Your car broke down, there was no signal on your phone and you had to find a way
edriona24: kateitron: bangharleybang: found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt: akhaste: wheresmywatson: andythanfictionisafraud: bangharleybang: When your parents think you’re dating your best friend When EVERYBODY thinks you’re dating your friend…
angrybagel: Knocking over all the shampoo bottles in the shower is the worst because you know you fucked up. Your parents know you fucked up. Your dog knows you fucked up. Your neighbours know you fucked up. Everyone knows
phlynn: imagine if your parents broke up and your mum remarried to skrillex he’d be your dubstep-dad
killbenedictcumberbatch: what if like by some miraculous stretch of the imagination you got your shit together and settled down and bought a house and had a housewarming party and brought your parents and your friends and there was like food and music
writing-prompt-s: Your parents have kept it secret long enough; they can no longer stand your misery. They decide to change your life’s difficulty from “Expert” to “Novice”. I FUCKING WISH
cornsnoot:cornsnoot:probably my favorite tumblr interaction is when you make a VERY specific kind of post where your mutuals’ only possible way to respond is like. the way your parents respond when you give them your 2nd grade ugly ass art project like
lets-go-totoro: ashestoashesjc: You ever listen to a song with backing vocals that sound so uncannily like your parents calling your name that you instinctually take off your headphones to check? IT’S IN WORDS
alexturnerswife: when your parents turn a joke into a lecture Me: Hey dad when’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.Dad: Oh, your tooth hurts?Me: No, it’s a joke. Get it?Dad: Oh that’s right, you need to have your
ruinsluts: rapedollswanted: Your fucking pathetic. I bet your parents are proud, at least you know your place. She definitely knows her place. Being an amusing little cumdump. Good girl.
via-tatii: In the first layer of hell you have to show your parents your blog In the second, your likes
swingdc: Ménage a troisBY CHRISTINA WELLORWhen your parents taught you to share, did you wonder if one day that might extend to your woman? I’ve no doubt this fills some men with dread. Letting another man experience pleasure at the hands of your
boysmakegreatpets: cuckoldsuckboi: “If you don’t want to be wearing your sissy clothes when your parents arrive, I suggest you do as I say and get this floor washed…….with your tongue!” She’s the boss!
killakungfuwolfbytch: okayysophia: also don’t fuck with friends that don’t say hi to your parents when they enter your home My mother will curse your ass out if walk in her house and not greet everyone. ^^
kushandwizdom: lets-go-totoro: ashestoashesjc: You ever listen to a song with backing vocals that sound so uncannily like your parents calling your name that you instinctually take off your headphones to check? IT’S IN WORDS Finally!!!
kimreesesdaughter:There’s NOTHING wrong with still living with your parent(s). Whether you’re in school, dropped out or graduated. Please take your time, especially if you’re not being pressured to move out. This is your time to really build a solid
frankjr3206: Ouch!!! Aaahh, uncle John that hurts!!! Shut the fuck up Billy! You wanna wake up your parents!!!???Now just relax! Just push like your going to take a shit!!! Soon your ass will be loose for uncles big cock and I’m going to fuck you
sissyslutcaps: When you started getting more attention from boys your parents lied about your gender to get you into an all girls school. Little did they know that your walk to school was a gambit of horny young boys and pervy old men. The men at the
dontimakeitlookeasy: You can lose a boyfriend, you can lose your best friend.You can fail a class, you can get kicked out of your house. You can get robbed, you can get screwed over. You can lose your parents, you can lose it all. Anything can happen,
latimes: Meet the man who could be the oldest known person in history Your parents may be old. Your grandparents are probably old. And your great-grandparents are definitely old. But Carmelo Flores Laura is older than old - at 123 years of age, he’s
hm69: angry-hole: Angry-Hole! Lets fuck while your parents are out…. click (HM) will enter your dreams follow. ask. SUBMIT HERE.click (Hunter) will shred your seams follow. ask. SUBMIT HERE
joli–coeur:big things we shouldn’t take for granted:• waking up in the morning • getting to and from places safely• having a decent/good relationship with your parents • your loved ones being alive and safe• your pets being healthy and
lalalaloveholololy: dr-brostado: pukaa: nevershoutessa: be-your-teenage-dream-tonight: kenzierobyn: heyanamileth: lunalovegoodisabamf: notricksjusttreats: Wanda: Look! It’s your parents and you’re still in your mommy’s tummy.Cosmo: I
hounddoghillgals:Beverly and Kaitlynn, mother/daughter cocksuckers from Little Rock, Arkansas. Bev, I wonder if your parents are proud…daughter and granddaughter internet sluts!!! Your father spanking your ass every day until you graduated high school
