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womanbelievedinlove: Everything you do is based on the choices you make. It’s not your parents, your past relationships, your job, the economy, the weather, an argument or your age that is to blame. You and only you are responsible for every decision
funnyordie: So, You Had Sex With Your Father While Freaky Fridaying With Your Mother? Switching bodies with your mother on your parents’ anniversary can be tough.
futakawaii:I want you to introduce me to your parents as your girlfriend. They’ll think I’m a pretty cute girl next door (while your dad gives me lewd looks) and let’s surprise them that I’m a trap. I’m a trap who’s sexier than your sister,
ardhangini: choose a partner who is good for you. not good for your parents. not good for your image. not good for your bank account. choose someone who’s going to make your life emotionally fulfilling.
anniedayenow: pterodactylparadox: when youre not supposed to be awake on your computer at 3am and you hear your parent walking towards your room why are all these memes so detailed? like the screen is casting shadows on his face. ppl are putting some
ardhangini:choose a partner who is good for you. not good for your parents. not good for your image. not good for your bank account. choose someone who’s going to make your life emotionally fulfilling.
thelaaarse: when your crush calls you pretty when your parents come home early when your favourite song starts playing but you have to get out of the car when you study for a test and know it all by heart but then suddenly forget everything when your
captainlitebrite replied to your post: vincentvangodot replied to your post:… the thing with your parents is super stressful. :( but you have the right to make sure your health stuff never gets near them. lemme know if you need help searching for
jesuschristvevo: what grades determine: whether you will be on the honor roll or not what colleges will want to accept you how angry your parents will be at you what grades DO NOT determine: your creativity your emotional capabilities whether youre a
bondageman007: For every hour that your parents don’t pay your ransom, I’ll remove one article of clothing from your body. Once you’re naked and the ransom isn’t paid…well let’s just say you’re gonna wanna close your eyes and pretend you’re
richdadzayn: White kids: if your parents check your texts and go through your stuff, they’re disrespecting your privacy! Call them out! POC kids:
queerpaccino: queerpaccino: 63 followers until 2,000 :o :o :oShare my blog you filthy beasts. Show your partner; show your parents; show your priest; show your book club. I crave that big round number. 52 now!
futakawaii: I want you to introduce me to your parents as your girlfriend. They’ll think I’m a pretty cute girl next door (while your dad gives me lewd looks) and let’s surprise them that I’m a trap. I’m a trap who’s sexier than your sister,
eros-muse: Your parents spent good money on getting you smuggled out of your home country and into the land of opportunity. They made sure that your uncle would be waiting there to help take care of you. What they didn’t know was that your uncle would
bitch-im-classy: Think about who will find your lifeless body. Your parents? Your best friend? Your sibling? They will have no idea what to do, their heart will sink into their chest, and they’ll stand there, unable to breathe, unable to think, just
alexahasissuesss: im-macbetha: when you’re on a date with mysterious motorcycle guy and it’s going great but then your crazy aunts see you and then your parents crash your date along with your aunts and then beyoncé and britney show up and you’re
thnks-fr-th-dck:YOU KNOW THAT SINKING FEELING IN YOUR CHEST WHEN YOUR PARENTS SAY THAT YOU “DONT EVEN TRY” BUT YOU KNOW THAT YOURE ACTUALLY TRYING YOUR VERY HARDEST SO YOU FEEL LIKE CRYING BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING GOOD AND YOU FEEL LIKE
im-macbetha: when you’re on a date with mysterious motorcycle guy and it’s going great but then your crazy aunts see youand then your parents crash your datealong with your auntsand then beyoncé and britney show upand you’re like“ok this is
chastelorearchive: From this day forward, you will choose your own name. You will tell your fellow soldiers to do the same. Throw away your slave name. Choose the name your parents gave you, or any other. A name that gives you pride.
toxxsick69: And then your father walked in and caught you. Sneaky little girl. Didn’t hear daddy come home as you were going through your parents stuff and playing with your mothers sex toy. Well, since your so interested, and curious, let daddy give
pterodactylparadox: when youre not supposed to be awake on your computer at 3am and you hear your parent walking towards your room
beapolkadot: geromykyle: do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second Do you ever realize your teachers have genitals? Or your parents? OR YOUR GRANDPARENTS.
screamifyouarehappy: Think about who will find your lifeless body. Your parents? Your best friend? Your sibling? They will have no idea what to do, their heart will sink into their chest, and they’ll stand there, unable to breathe, unable to think,
penssamento: : RELATIONSHIP TIPS AND ADVICE. Here are some tips to keep your relationships strong. How to hold it together Steps to a perfect date Girls: How to boost your confidence Boys: How to impress your girlfriend’s parents Here’s how you’ll
sithnerd: ardhangini: choose a partner who is good for you. not good for your parents. not good for your image. not good for your bank account. choose someone who’s going to make your life emotionally fulfilling. @borderlineuseless, I love you.
yourjust3holes: Remember when you were growing up and your parents, (well probably your mom since it’s abundantly clear your daddy wasn’t in your life much), family and teachers would all tell you that you could be anything or do anything? They were
krimpybunnyslogan:The thought of your bare glans rubbing against your underwear turns me on. The thought of your parents signing you over to be circumsised. Your brand new, struggling against the nylon straps. That effort turns me on. You have a beautiful
matarsack:i think the world doesn’t know what it really means to live in a theocratic dictatorship. Let me tell you about our experiences living in the islamic regime of iran. 1. Your parents were born to muslim parents so they’re automatically muslim.
thedreamwalagift: “do your parents know?” bitch, the only thing my parents know about me is just enough to identify me on a morgue table.
