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c4trina: You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put
virguin:mum: i want to meet your boyfriend me: yeah me too
justinfamilytime: momswetpussy: Oh mom your’re gonna make me cum!Mmmmom please I’m gonna cum all over you! all us boys need to remember and appreciate the first time we came in our mum’s mouths…
Step mum: what about your high school friends? Have you tried reconnecting with them? Me: that was 5 years ago… you don’t think I haven’t tried that at some point?
hhantu: franfrancatman: My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad i cant believe your mom is a fish
degradingwhitewhoresnsluts: Make a sex tape with your best friend’s mum in his bedroom. Cum sucking sluts
bonerfart: mum: “do your homework!” me:
thebloodyhale: bethstreeton: thebloodyhale: multicolors: sunkissed can you imagine bringing a woman of Johanna’s flawlessness home to your parents? I think my mum would cry and tell me to marry her there and then! She has the type of beauty that
theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her She knows She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
degradingwhitewhoresnsluts: Make your best friend’s mum cum like a whore, in his bed.
rfinn56: mum always told me good girls wear knickers oh well what the hell! meeting you was fate~~ becoming your friend was a choice~ but falling in love with you - I had no control over!
niconicotrash: missfuni: niconicotrash:mum: hey can I borrow your computer me: umm sure one sec anime girl with large titties sneezing uncontrollably while covered in what? My tears of regret for making this post
onedirection-fathermychildren: zaynfuckingmalik: Niall getting cosy with Harry’s mum at the hotel yesterday. we all know niall thinks anne is hot ;) Hazza, if you are whit Caroline, Niall its gonna be for your hot mama.
pandas-sensuales-te-bailan: una-lectora-mas: joven-y-alocaada: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything
jimprideauxs:Because my mum went mental, banging on about losing me as well as my dad. Didn’t want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you, judging people like me from your ivory towers with no thought about why we do what we do. We ain’t got much
yummum109: Get your tits out for my followers No. 4 : Joeys big titted Mum “HEY…….Joeys Mom!…get ya tits out, get ya tits out, get ya tits out for my followers, get ur tits for the best followers in the world!” hehe
jacobaco: c4trina: You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing
theselflovepixie: selflovepixie: …mum always said eat your vegetables …need I say anymore?
labradoritedreams: astronomized: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash
cap-kira: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday!
love-the-family: It was my birthday today and I was quite excited. Mum and dad always surprise me with cake and cool gifts when I get home from school. But not today. Met my father in the door.- Hey Jake!- Hey Dad! No cake?- No, your gift is upstairs,
corruptionoftheworld: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s
pure-insanityxo: ksyxo:nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s
imadirtyslut: “Omg your my mums boyfriend, put that away” “Shut up and suck it you slut, I see how you look at me”
f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything
bacon-nuggets: perks-of-being-chinese: phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: its-iwillfolloweveryone: onceagod: want. You can comb your hair whilst stabbing people. FINALLY. Its about time i need this omfg I thought it was a pen but this is much
outlaw-monarch: eshusplayground: tangerineshades: Let’s just take a second to appreciate that Loki fights like his mum. And that’s awesome. “Loki, sweetheart, you cannot fight just like Thor. You are puny. Your best tools are speed, cunning,
colinfirth:Because my mum went mental, banging on about losing me as well as my dad. Didn’t want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you, judging people like me from your ivory towers with no thought about why we do what we do. We ain’t got much
so-comical: niconicotrash: mum: hey can I borrow your computer me: umm sure one sec
chaystar: el3ctric-angel: life-everlasting: goontravis: Did anyone notice she said she’s 11 but her dad commited suicide 13 years ago…That awkward moment when your dad dies two years before you were conceived. Did anyone else notice her mum
protom-lad: crisis-omega: So my mum decided to change all the lights on the ground floor to bright red because it’s more “festive”. This is now the view I’m greeted with whenever I go downstairs… When did Kojima get the job to direct your
niconicotrash:mum: hey can I borrow your computer me: umm sure one sec
solarpunkcast:cuntmunism:chaoswade:lazorsandparadox:chaoswade:commandtower-solring-go:::Fuck capitalism. Fuck. Capitalism. (and Britain obviously) “Hey, why won’t you share your life/world saving vaccine?”“Cause mum said I didn’t have to.”It
demolithion: kid: mum why is my sister called rose?me: your father loves roseskid: what about me?me: i’m busy now, voltron legendary defender
shingeki-no-scrubs: When ur standing in line trying to by your monthly girly things at the dollar store and u forget the code on ur mum’s debit card so u have to call her while people are stadning behind u in line *sweats*
nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday! blessed
Yell at my mum about parking in a disabled parking space? Better get your facts straight, son.
profondacomeloceano: stringimifraletuebraccia: volevosolochemiabbracciassi: ssfenty: richgirlz: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came
goldenxpvssy: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday!
chlocuddles: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday!
genderphobia: weloveshortvideos: When your mom smells the frijoles burning that’s my mum
the-absolute-funniest-posts: mum: why are you doing that?me: because a band do itmum: if a band jumped off a cli-me: yes Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
edismyfirefly: richwhiteterror: ok “mom” if that is youre real name It’s not, her real name is mum
niconicotrash: mum: hey can I borrow your computer me: umm sure one sec
