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gladioctis: If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum!
i-want-some-dam-french-fries: letsboldlygomotherfuckers: friendly reminder to do that thing your mum told you to do before she gets home Reblog to save a life
lucinasparallelfalchion: Female Awesome Meme: [2/15] Leading Ladies↳ Bayonetta/Cereza (Bayonetta) “If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum!”
redpinpricks: When your mum walks in on you reading some hardcore dick in ass doujinshi and you switch the window just in time:
fallencelestrian: If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum I miss my tablet so much ahaa;; But since I don’t have it I thought I’d draw on paper a little so ^bayonetta aha~ _(:3 」∠)_
plasticroyal:this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game
scruffyturtlesreformed: “If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum.”“By all means, enlighten me then.”
clestroying: When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend
greglestrade: when u hear your mum opening the front door and you haven’t done any of the things she’d asked you to do whilst she was out
That awkward moment when you're Tumblin' and your mum comes in the room.
ionlyfollowbadblogs: When your mum hasn’t gone shopping in 3 weeks
plasticroyal: this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game
barbies-not-even-perfect: twerk4bieber: man commits murder on aisle 6, reblog if you have a heart, scroll past if you want your mum to die.
theprincesskelley: plasticroyal: this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game warrior-beyonce-pad-thai you. …with kids
cole27au: You offered a ride home from church to your Mum’s friend.You used her bathroom when you got there and when you came back out this is what you saw…………what would you do?
grosibo: i-love-your-mum-too:After Few glasses of wine mom was more than keen to show me her sweet slit and even spread it for me to lick M Hummmm
chepibola: when your mum makes you try on clothes you don’t like
nexya:I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and
not perfect enough to save your mum and dad, bruce BAHAHAHAHAHAH.
theviscountconsett: connorkawaii: I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum
megandmrbig: whereiseefashion: Match #95 Fantasy Wedding Dress by Marchesa Spring 2011 | Smoke by Andrew Kim More matches here Maybe. Your mum and bestie wouldn’t allow it. It’s what we want
megandmrbig: whereiseefashion: Match #95 Fantasy Wedding Dress by Marchesa Spring 2011 | Smoke by Andrew Kim More matches here Maybe. Your mum and bestie wouldn’t allow it. I only plan on doing it once
degradingwhitewhoresnsluts: Making your mum fuck my cock, with her fat ass.
ianandmickeyareboyfriends: Your Mum’s Boyfriend Called Me Trash But That’s Okay Cause You Don’t Call him Dad From: ianandmickeyareboyfriends To: casthebutler Prompt: Fanart/gifsets would be amazing especially if they go along with my own
aylakun: systemofadowny: niick4: sextrated: love i can never pass up a lightning gif and I can never pass up your mum. U go jack
REBLOG if when ever you walk in to the doctors, and they ask you whats wrong, you immediately turn to your mum and she explains.
”I got a call from my mom and I couldn’t take the call because I was fucking working,” he says quietly, voice shaking. “She left me a voicemail, then two hours later my grandma called me crying, saying, ’ something happened to your mum.. go
billythomas: “Whaddya say to that, son? Can you believe your mum doesn’t like this thing?”
son4dadbro: Don’t tell your mum son
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: “That’s creepy! I’m sorry but your mum shouldn’t be saying that stuff!” “I know, well we’re close!” (x)
durrymuncher: What if you start going out with a dude and you take his shirt off for the first time and he has a love heart tattoo with the name Edna written across it so you say oh is that your mum and he says “well if I’m gonna be honest with you,
liquidglue: tfw your mum feels the need to thank the police for not killing you
degradingwhitewhoresnsluts: She might be your mum, but she’s my ball draining whore.
owl-not-lark: itsstuckyinmyhead:Family and Tumblrokay but can we acknowledge that “my sister’s dad” is a legit thing to say because your mum could’ve had children by two different fathers
unconcernn: perfcuk: ✧✧✧paler than the moon and prettier than the stars ✧✧✧ paler than your mums face when she caught you sniffing cocaine. ♔ pretty sad ♔ follow back ♔
hello-its-not-your-mum: Siri haciendo de las suyas <3 Es una canción. Asi es la vida- Reily y Joan Sebastian 😂
obey-loser: when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds
arrogantmistletoerag: Can we talk about how if Lily and James had survived they would totally be the hot parents of Harry’s year? Like, they’d go to pick him up from the platform and all of Harry’s mates would be like, That’s your mum? and Is
kocainekat: brigwife: girlwhowasonfire: “if this gets to 100,000 notes my mom said i could-“ If this gets to 100,000 notes, your mum will buy you a stop sign?? WE WILL GET YOU THAT STOP SIGN ^this
softandcreamy: real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
Reblog if you love your mum
hello-its-not-your-mum: Siri haciendo de las suyas <3
Stuff your mum would hate
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