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mywifeand: Your wife on her lunch break. You’ll be seeing the hotel bill on your credit card statement next month.
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The card she handed me read…Merry Christmas! I know your wife is out of town, and as your secretary, I couldn’t have you being home alone. I hope you like my present!
Well Mr C… It’s like this. We were all playing cards and smoking a little bit… And our clothes just came off. Your stepdaughter said you would love some company, so we figured we’d hang out in your room. We forgot to put our
accio-artistry: Birthday card for Connie! Here’s to another year (or another lots of years) of all of your madness and loud-mouthedness and opinions and a new Commy regime. Love you. I figured you needed some more propaganda in your life! I would vote
The moment when you see your photo on your I.D. card.
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Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I also love the way letting you watch me do it makes you so submissive towards me. But don’t waste your time, get on with my footrub. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you earn for me. Your discretionary spending privileges are revoked. Bring me your credit cards and scissors. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Thanks honey, but you can put your credit card away. I can remember all your details already. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Of course you have a free choice, hubby. You can give up your credit cards and live with no money but a female led relationship… or … I changed your mind. You have no choice. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You’re right, the view is incredible. Although you might like this new view a little better than the old one. I think I’m going to have a nice, relaxing swim, and then borrow your credit card for a meal. Maybe pick somebody up to fuck in your bed.No,
Inktober 23# | FeastingWeregram is in great danger and he needs your help. All he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back and the expiration month and year.
“Shhhhh, if you’re not giving me your credit card info you’re just wasting your breath”
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sandsvendor100: perkwunos: sandsvendor100: perkwunos: jooferslannister: sandsvendor100: Stop Your Bellowing Shut up pig You’re both rude Your library cards? I’m removing them Perkwunos No Please return all DVDs you’re currently borrowing
jiluan: fatswag: jiluan: yugi: *draws a card* me: it’s gunna be dar- yugi: DARK MAGICIAN me: Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations. tarot
Of course you have a free choice, hubby. You can give up your credit cards and live with no money but a female led relationship… or … I changed your mind. You have no choice. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Look at all the lovely things I bought today. Shopping makes me so happy. Now get on your knees and make me come and I will tell you how much to expect on your next credit card bill. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity
Thanks honey, but you can put your credit card away. I can remember all your details already. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Leather Bag - Leather Shoes - 躔 Look on your face when you find out I used your credit card - Priceless | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity
flr-captions: Look at all the lovely things I bought today. Shopping makes me so happy. Now get on your knees and make me come and I will tell you how much to expect on your next credit card bill. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity
flr-captions: Of course you have a free choice, hubby. You can give up your credit cards and live with no money but a female led relationship… or … I changed your mind. You have no choice. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
ryandevon: heliolisk: never in my gay life have i witnessed something so iconic In case you didn’t know it’s law you have to watch this every time it appears on your dash or your queer card is revoked
aviewfrommercury: My Debit Card: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management. Me: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station
unrelatableuserboxes: thedoomtrout: unrelatableuserboxes: a bandaid to mend you and your blogs boo boos Thank you… you’re welcome! give me your credit card number
drawing-cookie: cooltori-minami: jiluan: fatswag: jiluan: yugi: *draws a card* me: it’s gunna be dar- yugi: DARK MAGICIAN me: Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.
cooltori-minami: jiluan: fatswag: jiluan: yugi: *draws a card* me: it’s gunna be dar- yugi: DARK MAGICIAN me: Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations. tarot *goes
fenicore replied to your post “Phone’s SD card is fucked” Borrow the one from your YI until you get a replacement? I’d need to format it for it to work on my phone, so unfortunately that’s not really an option. That’d also rob the lovelies
hukuwa: joodal: when your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the cards
ask-ihop-hanzo: ask-subway-mei: ubercharge: overwatch valentine’s day cards. getting them done early because i’m a go-getter. send them to your friends! send them to your crush! send them as a rejection! my personal favourite is d.va’s! it’s
cumming-inside: ““LOL! Look at you nerds playing your pokemon cards! I can’t believe my brothers are such losers! XD”“You’re messing up our game sis! Get out or I’ll jizz on your face!”“ROFL! Yeah like virgins like you would do that!
breastforce: This is the most disgusting card I’ve ever seen literally it’s only purpose is so you can sit there with a shit-eating grin while your opponent is forced to shake your hand right before you completely destroy them. This is an entirely
ibiprofen: sophianwa: alexbelvocal: kimreesesdaughter: The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards
baetality: ryandevon: heliolisk: never in my gay life have i witnessed something so iconic In case you didn’t know it’s law you have to watch this every time it appears on your dash or your queer card is revoked literally the textbook definition
khoroshonov replied to your photoset: okay heres screencaps of the thread lol internet detectives they googled me gaaasp vicious1915 replied to your photoset: okay heres screencaps of the thread lol obvs an xbox or a card with money in it would be much
harshwhimsy replied to your post: harshwhimsy replied to your photo: sorting cards… im gonna talk to my bf see if he wants to get them how much btw do you have any ampharos too? ũ.25 each for holo scrafty and i guess .50 cents for the non-holo
rooshoes replied to your post: is the flashcard working for you? i heard reports that people had trouble loading their cards on their 3DSes after downloading the latest firmware don’t ever update to the latest 3DS firmware without checking with your
radioactivemongoose: well these are quite late but HERE THEY ARE: MISFITS VALENTINES TO MAKE YOUR LOVED ONES UNCOMFORTABLE if people are still interested in very late valentines, you can leave your address and which card you want in my ask box, and i
sayariel replied to your post: My SO is playing Magic cards with himself. Like,… play with him! gODDAMMIT SAYA HE SAW YOUR REPLY AND IS GOING “YEAH, WHY DON’T YOU PLAY WITH ME?!” NOOOOOOOOO.
chriscappuccino replied to your post “chriscappuccino replied to your post “I had a leftover gift card so I…” yesssss, let’s do this thing!!! I’m not doing any group cosplays with anyone this year, so it doesn’t matter what
chanchimi: hukuwa: joodal: when your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the cards
whitesmith-howard replied to your post:krwawnik replied to your post:whitesmith-howard… [I can now say I officially regret joining this askblog community :’) ] Oh no no, no you won’t be playing that card mister! I bet my ass (and my +8
me-ama-no-me-ama: karuna-tan: Putting this under a cut. Read More I’m sorry to hear that you get bothered so much, I hope you don’t delete your blog though. And btw. since we both seemed to forget, I still have your Eremes card in my storage and
lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:Green and Black Cross bust card for London. Share it around as needed. Btw, if police arrest you and your only offence is breaking Covid regulations on gatherings they do NOT have the power to record your fingerprints or
gobbluthbutagirl:i’m obsessed with this post+ thing actually. like imagine giving tumblr.com your credit card information. imagine falling victim to the raybans hack but instead of @-ing random followers they get access to your bank account. you cannot
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im tired of all these young dudes getting handed jordans when you got f’s on your report card. forget about it. theres too many young dudes out there doing stupid shit. its stupid as hell. youre not there yet. hold on. don’t make enemies.
when youre at work and your coworker finds hockey cards from way back when. later on you find a penny from 1919. i wonder if theyre worth anything on the open market.
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joodal: joodal: hukuwa: joodal: when your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the cards nO what did i do to derserve tHIS shiT ITS BACK
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