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“Woah, little brother, calm down. I said I’d give you a blowjob, not pay off your credit card bills, okay? This isn’t a big deal. I think your little crush on me is cute and it’s not incest if I’m just sucking your dick,
Back from another afternoon maxing out your credit cards and plunging you ever deeper into financial ruin and your rightful place with the bums down under the bridge. Too bad your fat wife and ugly kids will suffer too, but anything connected to you I
Ok, your dreams have come true. You’ve seen your wife in the playsuit of your fantasies. And you are chained in the kitchen. Now your going to make my dreams come true. I’m going shopping with your credit cards. If you want them back
Ok I’ll sign your application for use of your own credit card to buy petrol in the next 72 hours. I hope you know why I make you fill in 10 pages of paperwork to buy the most basic necessities. As well as limiting your spending, it helps you
Being the kind of dom that in a potential dynamic wouldnt even question if you hade some lone time with the wand scrolling through your favourites while I cook dinner for us. Also the kind of dom to take your atm card away or all your toys or make you
amaranthdesires:Being the kind of dom that in a potential dynamic wouldnt even question if you hade some lone time with the wand scrolling through your favourites while I cook dinner for us. Also the kind of dom to take your atm card away or all your
princess-kitten-cumslut: ryuko: have your wallet ready while waiting in line take off your headphones (if you’re wearing them) hand your cash/card directly to the cashier (please don’t just drop it on the counter!!!!) be polite!!! please and thank
spookygallagher: the worst thing about school is that they plant this idea in your brain that your intelligence is based on report cards, homework, and test results when that only shows how dedicated you are to your fucking school
skhole2use: Now faggot, how am i supposed to use this picture for your Christmas card when you close your eyes like that…now OPEN your eyes and smile for the camera and trust me, you’ll be punished for acting like a 4 year old child in front of the
Ok, your dreams have come true. You’ve seen your wife in the playsuit of your fantasies. And you are chained in the kitchen. Now your going to make my dreams come true. I’m going shopping with your credit cards. If you want them back the
Ok I’ll sign your application for use of your own credit card to buy petrol in the next 72 hours. I hope you know why I make you fill in 10 pages of paperwork to buy the most basic necessities. As well as limiting your spending, it helps you realise
flr-captions: Ok I’ll sign your application for use of your own credit card to buy petrol in the next 72 hours. I hope you know why I make you fill in 10 pages of paperwork to buy the most basic necessities. As well as limiting your spending,
kimreesesdaughter: The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have
hotwhiteguy: hotwhiteguy: i lost my number, can you give me yours no no no not your phone number your credit card number
imacheatingwhore: I see that’s a lot of you boys are trying to add me on snapchat. I won’t accept your username until access has been paid for. After I receive your gift card and redeem the gift I will reply to that email asking for your snapchat
the-dredd: cottonbun: A v-day card, of sorts. Don’t let the brains of your loved ones stolen guys. Or, if YOU got your brain stolen, don’t worry, your bae is probably already on the case! I’ve been wanting to draw this for almost a half
rnedia: son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
03410774: Welcome to DMMd♂ AirlineFor your safety, please ensure that your seat belt is fastened. ✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈ JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND I WILL BE YOUR PLATINUM CARD MEMBER
laviarray replied to your post “laviarray replied to your post:laviarray replied to your post “No…” There you go. use that! and have some funny one liners on the cards and youre good. sounds simple enuff
teal-rasferian replied to your post: “laviarray replied to your post “laviarray replied to your…”: I made a couple of cards but I just put them in power point and slapped some text and pics from the internet in that sounds just as good
ddestr0yedd: milkychao: Your Chao is very healthy! Please take good care of your Chao. this is exactly what the doctors office like when you get your weed card
writing-prompt-s:On your 18th birthday you, like everyone else, receive three cards: one from someone from your past, one from someone from your future and one from your self on your death bed. When you open them you notice they are all dated on exactly
destiny-islanders: Don’t download the new software update for your phone, Prom. Your dinosaur iPhone 5 will probably spontaneously combust and text your credit card numbers to all of your contacts. Twitter | Redbubble | Ko-Fi
niuniente: I love how pretty much all German & Austrian “ Gruß vom Krampus” (Greetings from Krampus) vintage Christmas cards are eitherKrampus stealing your kidsKrampus stealing your womanStealing your kidsStealing your womanKIDSWOMANCould
sissyemilystoner: alexamindslave: strokewhore: Porn Goddess Prayer Card #12 (New Series): Maria Ryabushkina Feast your eyes on Maria. Let your brain dissolve into a puddle as you rape your strokestick to her DIVINE figure. Let Maria become your world.
coastrobbo:theoneandonlysputnick:Cards Against Humanity’s booth at Pax was literally made of cardboard. They were also handing out free condoms to promote their new game “Clusterfuck”. Which is a game about having sex with your friends.Cards Against
thisisbrucebanner: Avengers Giveaway! WHAT: 1x full set of button magnets, 1x A6 Loki greeting card, 1x A6 Captain America greeting card (also I may even chuck in one of these especially made in your fav avenger) WHY: Because Avengers WHEN: Finishes
bootslots: do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace and then you don’t get the point
I am writing out my holiday cards :) It’s not too late for you bastards to send me your address in order to receive a holiday card from me!!
balkhy: roughrimjob: balkhy: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
nomoremutants-com: Remember use promo code “nomoremutants” at skinit.com and get 20% off your order. Excludes e-cards, gift cards & shipping. Expires 2/28/17, follow the link in my bio! Here is a better view of my new iPhone case from @skinit
coastrobbo: theoneandonlysputnick: Cards Against Humanity’s booth at Pax was literally made of cardboard. They were also handing out free condoms to promote their new game “Clusterfuck”. Which is a game about having sex with your friends. Cards
the-things-i-draw: “Deck your mouth with balls of jolly, fa la la la la la la la la! ‘Tis the season to be slutty..FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!” Christmas card design number one is done! (FYI the ballgags will be glittery once i get the cards
flara98: Aw, yes, my Steven bomb bingo card. We’ll update it as the week goes! Please Tag your spoilers this week folks.Here’s a link to the original template: http://satousweet.tumblr.com/post/121395830892/bingo-card-for-stevenbomb-2-what-with-everyones
strokewhore: Porn Goddess Prayer Card #12 (New Series): Maria Ryabushkina Feast your eyes on Maria. Let your brain dissolve into a puddle as you rape your strokestick to her DIVINE figure. Let Maria become your world.
laugh-addict: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
aryll: smuppetsona: making dirkjake the lovers card in your homestuck tarot is an obvious bias im no expert on tarot, but heres what my tarot app says about the card: the obvious choices for the lovers based on that description are vrisrezi and rosemary
droiddraws: Inktober Day 3: The High Priestess The High Priestess is a card of mystery, stillness and passivity. This card suggests that it is time to retreat and reflect upon the situation and trust your inner instincts to guide you through it. Things
uhhhthena: ppeebee: jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS. i’d have 6 free donuts. I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.
wickedclothes: “You’re My Favorite Thing To Do ♥ “Card The perfect card for your favorite activity. Sold on Etsy.
pixelsfunnies replied to your post: Someone send me a fan mail telling me the basics… step 1. Do the Graphic Card. step 2.BE THE GRAPHIC CARD
flr-captions: His Money is Hers #1 Darling…looking at your credit card statement… Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband and Chsissy Image Credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-holding-card-while-operating-silver-laptop-919436/
insuh: christopher-walken: “Bound to be Yours” Valentine’s Day Cards are now available in my shop! High quality on heavy card stock with a matte finish. All come signed. 💖 www.sabrinaelliott.storenvy.com Based on a photo by me and @bunnyleesworld
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armisael: i know everyone likes to know mystical stuff related to your birthday so did you know that you have assigned tarot cards as birth cards/arcana based upon when you were born
