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transmisogynykills: “Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders” We’re telling you not to rape people and you think the bar’s never been higher

odins-one-eyed-fuck: Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -

thatprocrastinatingjean: when you draw a good hand when you draw TWO good hands

hellabutts: nocogsorwheels: e-m-e-t-t: Red? I think it’s red. I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye. I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story. Either way, I’m still laughing.

stability: you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection? I have same instinct with my take out food

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when nintendo wont let you in smash so you go to atlus

doomstarrequiem: speedoweedo: [sees a bear] look at this over-powered godmodding mary-sue ass shit like are you serious have some fucking humility and tone it down no one is that strong and perfect

bluedragonkaiser: alternicobase: Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin. This isn’t what you think it is. It’s better.

you ever sit in a really awkward position for a long time b/c for some goddamn reason it’s really comfortable? but then you shift just a little bit and it feels like someone just ripped off your leg???

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aristen: …:/ college. boo. but it’s all good, i’ll see you guys on vacations and stuff. maaaaayn. it’s a good thing most of you guys are in Cali still. good luck!

you remember the first time you went in some pussy raw?

You’ll fall asleep before you OD on straight weed.

Ever feel like you're always putting in more than you're getting out of a situation? Yeah, welcome to my life.

you know you're a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles

you know current R&B is trash when you literally gotta go back 15-20yrs to find a bomb ass wedding song

You in love but you cheating ..how that work?

You're Much More Likely to Be Sued for Your Debt if You're Black

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instagrim: How do you stop being in love with someone How long it take

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