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Exposing myself on some back roads in Florida.Oh shit! You go gurrrrrrl!
leto-gkika: shitposts-n-shenanigans: This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :(((( Non-Americans:
You wish you could form the right words to tell them you haven’t changed
You could say your date was ruined, but in this moment, being close to her was all you could ask for
dameofspace: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FINALLY. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU TWO ALL. DAY.NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU…..……I’d like to buy some chocolate.
Raven: Hey. you suck, we’re keeping your daughter Weiss: ya, fuck you dad, I’d rather live in a cage. Raven: you….. can have your own tent now
You know when you start really liking someone and people from your past or present start coming outta the woodwork professing love all the sudden?Fuck that person. If someone waits ‘til they see you happy to profess love, chances are it’s more about
You ever just get left by someone suddenly and then you are kinda pissed at them thinking “omg why did they leave me so suddenly, like you should only do that to people who are abusive and really awfu- ohwaitiwasafuckingpileofshitdon’tmindme” Still
you have the weakest kink
fattyatomicmutant: duxwontobey: feministories: whyyoustabbedme: wow *starts punching you then stops* see i’m the one that stopped punching you i’m the good guy But White men have complained that women can vote and seek to change that, they’ve
You’d think people would bury the fucking hatchet for one month a year but no y’all are still pissing around with your shitty ace discourse and ruining the first day of pride month for me so could y’all shut the actual fuck up and realize the community
“If you keep calling yourself asexual, eventually no one will want to have sex with you.”
You was real cute til u had said that stupid shit
You all have the patience of saints, to wait for me to get my shit together. Seriously. Here’s some early hannigram, in which Will isn’t feeling well and Hannibal insists on driving him home. ~Please mind the trigger warning in the tags~ ~~~“Do…do
if you had a sheepskin or leather bomber you was gettin stuck
you know whats a totally unfun piece of shit
rnortal: ITS TMI TUESDAY ASK ME REALLY PERSONAL SHIT CMON
Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb ass. I got 14 people to like mine you have yourself. It’s on like donkey kong!”
avengette: if you claim to have gone through the naruto phase without having a crush on at least one akatsuki member than you are a fucking liar
lishadra: cultural-hoxhaist: goodie-badwife: audible-smiles: lipatti: am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful
kuroba101: theskyyends: onlyblackgirl: kathereal: kraizynkonfuzed: This some preemo fuckboi type shit. You mad cuz she a stripper? Nigga was really that skeptical that he had to try and find some “dirt” to dig up lol…Bet his Black ass woulda
sweet-sugarcubbe:thefuzzyaya::I CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP…HOW HOW HOW HOWHOWHOWHOW
this spinach dip tastes like shit
satanlickmydick: cmnedark: adultnapped: isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die Actually! Fun fact! If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t
miaislying: personsonable: miaislying: personsonable: me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything
fstw: reallylameblog: I just encountered a grown man on heelys And you don’t say hi to me? You so fake…
fahrlight: kayathedragon: aganami: disneyyandmore-blog: This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me! The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.“OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!”Hell
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
morningstorm: spacemuffinz: hawaiiansquirrel: luanlegacy: stanley-tsaii: Just a set of quick photos I did for class. you lost all your energy before you even walked out the door? you lazy bum That’s exactly what a monday feels like kinda what
yung-replica: Shout out to all the janitors that clean public bathrooms. Seriously thank you. You make going to public bathrooms a little more bearable when it’s clean. You’re all under appreciated heroes.
sludgge: i’m serious tho draw self ship you got a character you have a major crush on??? draw them smoochin u. draw them hitting on you. draw them leaning in a doorway trying to be all seductive and falling. draw them being protective of you. DRAW
sperciphecles: ghost-type-jayratina: georgetakei: You otter say hi. Source: Awwww Pets Isn’t this a beaver? You beaver believe it
You know you done fucked up right? You know that right?
tarynel: ahndaodiu: sonoanthony: tarynel: So ya man can spoil you but you can’t do the same? Yall so selfish. Do better in the new year. do better Last time I spoiled a man I ended up in jail Now you know you have to give us the story
You're going to marry someone you date. So only date someone you would marry. Date smart or marry stupid.
kingjaffejoffer: The lawyer I retained you said you leakin’ some thingsAll this after a week in the bingI’m mad at myself, ‘cause I didn’t spot the weaklingI would’ve bet the house you wouldn’t speak a thingNigga, this was the oath, to the
The worst feeling in the world is when you know you’re unwanted by someone you like or when you’re just unwanted by fucking everyone. A boy hasn’t told me he’s liked me for like 3 years. I am eating every single feeling I have
You live in that kind of state, like if i hug you, your gonna break you down and cry.
faicchi: polkadopolis: Quick someone share some motivation and talent with me YOU CAN DO IT, WHAT?? WHO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING YOU GET ON THAT TABLET, OR THAT SKETCH PAD AND YOU DRAW THE SHIT OUT OF IT. FINISH IT, LOVELY. ERFGHIHIOGFHOIDFIHOGDIHFIH
I’m sick of Mulder snooping around shit. He’s rubbing off on Scully and I don’t like it
You give me these dating “suggestions” And order me to obey to the point of tears. I can’t lie to him Not like I can to you Because I know that you kissed over 20 different girls and women in your lifetime and you know more about how the male mind
thechronicleofshe: centelle: OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFE when a cat likes you, its like being elected president. when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with
“You need to redye your hair” “you missed a spot” “you should dye it a different color” “i like your natural hair better” “its fading” “i liked it better when it was this color” “it looks bad on you” !!! STOP P!!!! UNLESS
“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life” woah really are you serious wow i i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul
Shit happens when you trust the wrong people.
you know nothing about the shit in my head.
You’re horrible and I’m starting to resent you -________- Please don’t be like him. You don’t have to be like him.
fairyneko: lesbian-toddhoward: im going to fucking die @jugulate suffer @fairyneko I cannot believe you made me watch this with my own two eyes.
hurraymonster: biclopsdad: DO YOU EVER SIT THERE AND WONDER LIKE??? HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAD CRUSHES ON YOU AND YOU NEVER REALIZED IT LIKE WHAT IF THEY HAD THIS BURNING PASSION FOR YOU BUT NEVER SAID ANYTHING FOR WHATEVER REASON AND INTERNALLY SCREAMED
That deep moan you do in her ear while you're all the way in her, will get her wetter then you think.
It's crazy how much I loved you and how I would have did anything for you
You better smile back at me when I’m being peppy and jolly and shit. I don’t have time to deal with customers who don’t smile at me.
you can be the king but watch the queen conquer
you pieces shit who bitch about oh wahh I don’t wanna see relatives because I’m awkward wahh I wanna punch you the fuck out
begreedy-deactivated20230318:If you were wondering, the answer is yes. Yes, I’m staring at you and thinking about the wild shit I’d like to do to you.. you’re perfect.
ya’ll STOP asking to date people you never held a conversation with before
jaclcfrost: give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you
im doing an art project @ school and i used you and rhin as inspiration for 2 of the characters. i hope you dont mind (by @22-humpstreet)OH MY GOD??? I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GO D AHHH
commanderballsshepard: HEY HOW YOU DOIN’ SHEPARD COMMANDER LEMME WHISPER IN YO EAR TELL YOU I’VE COME TO CONSENSUS AND THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HEAR YOU GOT A SEXY ASS BODY AND YO CYBERNETICS LOOK SOFT MIND IF I TOUCH IT AND SEE IF IT SOFT?
noxypep:you must be strongI may not be with you, but you gotta hold onI did the thing
