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You thought the tall nerd you were having a one night stand with was some weak ass string bean, but as he as stripped down and shown off his muscles it became obvious you were the one being fucked. After tying you down he made you lick, kiss and worship
You watched in awe as the former nerd you used to bully lifted over two hundred pounds. You go up to him to apologize for the years of torment but before you can get a word out he’s choking you and forcing you down onto the bench. You see his ass
You know you D&D nerds thought about this in high school. (And by “you,” I of course mean “me.”) bigsecretparty: Girls you can submit yourself or guys submit your favorite girl Here or to bigsecretparty@gmail.com
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: When someone asks to see the view but you think you’re a cooler view. I regret not taking this pic at night.
You know you're a nerd when...
you eat, you're fat. you don't eat, you're a freak. you drink, you're an alcoholic. you don't drink, you're a pussy. you read, you're a nerd. you don't read, you're stupid. you tell a secret, you're an attention seeker. you don't tell a secret, you're
nerd-flirt: Are you Loki? Because I would definitely kneel before you. See more Avengers pick up lines [here].
nerd-nugget: When someone says you don’t have a good body and you’re just like ??? :) ???
you guys should follow my twitter if you dont already, im currently being a nerd and getting excited unpacking new sylveon and misc stuff i got LOL
You know you’re a hopeless nerd when, on a phone call, you give them your pin number like “Yeah that’s B as in Batman, zero…”
you-have-startled-the-witch: greatlordfluffernutter: Some Nerd: THERE ARE ONLY TOW GENEDERRRERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Official D&D 5E Player’s Handbook: “You don’t need to be confined to binary notions of sex and gender. The elf god Corelion
You can easily rest assured that the JS hero swimbriefs be the sidekick you need and surprise and wow those who catch a glimpse, all while making your inner nerd more than happily satisfied.
nerd-of-the-world: shiwasme: sexual-tempest: Netflix are you fucking kidding me @nerd-of-the-world Good
You thought it said NERD? It says HERO to you, hubby. In my case they’re both true. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: one day my booty will be perfect and you’re all going to worship it My butt like two years ago. Omg.
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: Mood Really I just wanted you to see how cute my underwear was that day.
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: Just to spite you taking nudes with one my loyal fans
nerd-nugget: if you don’t enjoy jiggling your own boobs when you’re bored i think you’re weird
You would think nerds, having known discrimination and exclusion, would be more friendly to other people who have also known discrimination and exclusionbut I guess being a nerd doesn’t automatically make you smart, and I guess it doesn’t also make
nerd-flirt: Are you the Master’s drums? Because I can’t get you out of my head. See more Doctor Who pick up lines [here].
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: Because I don’t want my tumblr followers completely missing out Even on snapchat you won’t escape my jokes.. if you wanna see the videos on my snapchat here’s how you get it. :)
yoursecretsub: In a slump. Going to try and take some pictures to hopefully get me feeling better. Any pose/theme suggestions? Update: If I don’t get suggestions I’m just going to put on my ravewear and dance around to electro house
nerd-nugget: watchgreatnessss: womenexcellence: nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: Christmas cutie Nice. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you too! ^.^ $ watchgreatness.co.vu bro..
nerd-nugget:When you like someone to play with your butt while you laze around but no ones there
nerd-nugget: joselanema: nerd-nugget: Face down, ass up. That’s the way I like to.. stay alone in a hotel room. @nerd-nugget that’s you ?? Obviously.
nerd-nugget: When someone asks to see the view but you think you’re a cooler view.
nerd-nugget:You’re missing out if you’re not following my instagram
nerd-in-the-tardis: when someone writes something for you when someone draws something for you when someone takes time out of their own life to do something to make you happy
nerd-nugget: s-hardcastle: nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: when you think she cute but *Same Girl - R. Kelly feat. Usher playing in the background* A woman isn’t truly beautiful until they can pull off an “ugly face”. You’ve nailed it dear.
nerd-nugget: When you’re laying around naked and crying and you hear a knock at the door and you’re not expecting anyone. Terrifying.
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: Bet you wish I was under your tree Well Christmas is over..
nerd-nugget: loveelustsex: One day my ass will be as nice as nerd-nugget. Are you kidding me rn? Your butt is so much better than mine.
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: just annoyingly scream “HHEEYYYY” at him and hope he still finds you adorable He does btw
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: Snap the cute pics to cute boys uncensored to let them know that you care I am serious about the Instagram thing. 😋 Weak effort. You clearly don’t want the pics. 😅
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: Covering myself just to spite you You showed them, Victoria.
nerd-nugget: itsurfer: nerd-nugget: sneaky boob squeeze Who you rubbing them for? Anyone special ? For myself.
You know you’re a pair when…Me: *eating popcorn ridiculously* Him: “Do you bite your popcorn at me?!”Me: -Inner Shakespearean Nerd Mode Activate- *proceeds to bite on popcorn obnoxiously loud*Him: …Me: ….Him: …Me: *proceeds
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget:can someone come cuddle me Can you also make my pups birthday biscuits for me because I’m sleepy and drank too much last night I will cuddle with ya
nerd-nugget: spacekingx: nerd-nugget: theflyingdragon69: nerd-nugget: sexualfrustrationofmine: nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: I’m going to show up at my crushes house wearing only this. My boobs used to be so little wth Did you actually do that?
nerd-nugget: nerd-nugget: booty pic of the day goes to me I feel like some of you missed this
kingdomheartstwo: op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring??
bryantmcgill: Real love is opening your heart to the unlovable. Real gratitude is giving thanks when things aren’t perfect. Real generosity is sharing when you have very little. Real courage makes the ‘impossible’ — possible, with real faith.
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WTF STOP THAT’S ILLEGAL i love you nerds
*chucks this at u* HAPPY BIRTHDAY NERD(doodlin-doods)WWHHHHWAIT THAT’S ILLEGAL
Stop being so cute you nerd :G . Trying to figure out what she’s doing and what she’s looking at. Sketching with no forethought woo!
boiler3: Con done! I love you nerds, despite the room party that happened in the back of my booth. Edit: featured here are Severus, Kryptchild, ECMajor, Pig-fish, Thoughtfull monster, Hiroshi-tea, Negative fade, Siquinox, Steelwolf, Everfree rat, Hobbes
ferineblake replied to your post: anonymous said:Can you do a momen… THIS TIME im laUGHING
ackerisverylost: Just some space nerds; they belong to @dashingicecream
a nocturnal nerd: forever-makorra: heartsyhawk: Re: merchandise—Nick does the Avatar...
It’s been a while since the last time I posted some art here on tumblr, but I felt like saying something about the fuss over She-Ra’s rebootIf someone’s here been missing me, you can go follow me on my FB / Twitter / Blog / IG
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