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Thank You, Baby “I really have no idea what you saw in me. I was a complete fucking wuss until you laced my food with that masculinity-enhancing formula - a boring pimple-faced dork.” “Fuck, I was as scrawny as those little faggot bitche
Informed Consent “Trust me kid, I know what I’m doing. Didn’t my last tattoo work? Three weeks ago you were just a bag of bones. Now look at you! You are one sexy-looking stud, if I may say so. You gotta admit, the magic behind these
Teasing “I can see you are aching to clamp your sweet little mouth onto my hard, throbbing cock but I really need some info from you before we play.†“You spiked my soda earlier, didn’t you? You spiked it with whatever drug your brother used
Progress “Dude, you really have to cut me in on the next deal,†begged Justin over the phone. “This shit’s unbelievable!†“What the fuck? Are you kidding me? Man, you better get you shit together and start swallowing those pills five times
1-800-CHRNIVAC“Chronivac Solutions. Steve speaking, how may I help you?â€â€œErrr… Are you the guys from those online ads?â€The voice sounded very timid and really, really young - Perfect!“Which promotion are you referring to sir?†I asked.
“Remember our agreement last night? After I demonstrated my new Chronivac app to you? You behave like a good jock slave, instead of the loathsome bully you are and when I return to our dorm tonight, I’ll think about taking care of that aching little
“Yo, Debbie, I think there’s been some sort of mistake.â€â€œI tracked the bozo down and all but he’s so wimpy-looking that even you could beat the shit out of him! Are you sure this is the same dickwad who kept harassing you last night?â€â€œOh,
The Conspiracy“So, do you think you could do this for me?†I asked tentatively, knowing full well his response.“You know, if you had asked me that earlier, I would definitely have said ‘No way! Seth’s my new best friend - I wouldn’t do anythin
Pop Quiz Hot Shot: A sizzling hot virgin girly-boi is sitting on your bed telling you she’ll fuck and suck you all week, but only if you dress up and do the same for her next week. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!
May the force be with you…
It’s October 21,2015!! I got mine.. You got yours?!? #lootcrate #backtothefuture #o #mattelhoverboard #mattel #hoverboard #photosbyphelps #nerd
May the 4th be with you;-) #starwars #nerd #photosbyphelps
#Repost @imagine_fancy ・・・ My sexy chainmail bikini courtesy of Pendragon chainmail. Do you like this look? Come get me, Conan ;) Pic by @photosbyphelps #vikings #viking #nordic #skyrim #medieval #budoir #sideboob #sultry #nerd #chainmail #bikini
Bethany @imagine_fancy in chainmail bikini courtesy of Pendragon chainmail. Do you like this look? Come get me, Conan ;) Pic by @photosbyphelps #vikings #viking #nordic #skyrim #medieval #budoir #sideboob #sultry #nerd #chainmail #bikini #conan #redsonj
ask-valentine-whisper: unfortunategod Neck Kissys from the blue lil butt Look at this tiny cute little nerd kissing my neck ♥(x3 THANKS VALENTINESLIJKFLKEJ! THIS IS ADORABLE! CHRISTMAS ON TUMBLR AS BEEN MORE LIKE VALENTINE DAY XD THE IS KISSING EVERYWHE
i-want-spankings: notbad2240: Whispering in your ear, “Are you going to cum for Daddy? Are you? Cum for me Princess, while I fill you with my seed.” *dirty look over shoulder* Make me, Fucker….
training-your-property: You don’t really have a choice anymore. You said you like it rough, you said you wanted to go further. You agreed to “Whenever I want, however I want.” This is what it means, bitch. There’s not going to be an inch
dailyizombie: Liv I’m fine. You saved me. All that sociopath swimming through your system, and you still found your way through. This brain It’s not who you are.
unclothedqueer: divinetransfeminine: unclothedqueer: this is from earlier hwen i was doin sexy stuff to myself. itook some vids too. i dunno if you nerds are worthy though Nerds are hardly worthy, but your fellow goddesses? Perhaps. an accurate
Like nerdy girls? You’ll LOVE this one…Come, and play Cum Fu Sex Tournament with me!
zippysqrl:@capseys is a Birthday NERD. Heck you, nerd.
I know this is a shot in the dark but if any of you nerds have access to one of these old posters, you should tell me and I’ll buy it from you. Or trade you an art.I’ve been searching for ages but no dice.
fyxefox: A thank you/early Christmas thingie for kmanic, I love his Curvy Nerd Girl and figured it would be fun to squeeze her into a Zero Suit~ Couple of alts because whynot. :3 Shiny things are fun to colour~
sassa-snow: soccer-mom-marie: Happy Tittie Tuesday! @sassa-snow our fave bastard child (GOT reference for all you nerds out there!) I’m very glad you found my blog, your submissions always leave me breathless 😘 Winter is coming, you can tell by
I made a really quick postcard to give out to any Sherlock nerds I meet at SDCC~ I’m not selling anything anywhere, I’m just going as a regular attendee, so you probably will not be able to find me haha; I’ll be going to SherlockeDCC
cumming-inside: ““LOL! Look at you nerds playing your pokemon cards! I can’t believe my brothers are such losers! XD”“You’re messing up our game sis! Get out or I’ll jizz on your face!”“ROFL! Yeah like virgins like you would do that!
evanrachwood: I love you awesome nerds.
shonengrump: snubull replied to your post:None of y’all hit me up. I see how you move. imma hit you, let’s fight do i know you nerd? why are you always trying to fight people you hyper-aggressive little shit.
the nerd i reblogged this from has a quality blog & i recommend you all follow them.
specklez: slimejen: lobo-a-matic: chieguevara: you know when you’re at the casual family dining chain restaurant and you’re too embarrassed to say the stupid fucking cutesy name they came up with for chicken tenders or whatever? imagine that feeling
nonbinary-androids: *wakes up in a cold sweat* Jim Kirk uses the fact that he is hot to distract from the fact that he is a massive nerd Spock uses the fact that he is a massive nerd to distract from the fact that he is hot
countessofsuffolk: when your friends force you to play a game you’re not good at but you still beat the shit out of them
May the 4th be with you!
toastyhat: splickedylit: toastyhat HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF OUR SHARED HUMAN BORTH. I MADE YOU A BOOTY PINUP SIGNLESS ON A TOTALLY-NOT-SIGNIFICANT (***WINK***) OLIVE-GREEN BACKGROUND BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. MORE TO FOLLOW. BLESS YOU NERD FOR THIS
eruditechick: Then, in a brilliant tactical maneuver, the King in the North decided to photobomb the tyrranous Nerdisters. Wait, what the fu- The backstory here is, while partying with the hilarious Vacationeers at the Nerd Machine party at SDCC 2012,
aroagentwashington: aroagentwashington: you know this summer someone’s going to be like “it’s too hot” and some nerd will reply “hot damn” don’t believe me just watch hot damn.
What do you get paid to do at work? Because I get paid to make crystals out of chemicals. 💎🔬 #science #nerd #work #crystals #sciencekits #sciencematerial.com (at ScienceMaterial.com)
“He was kind of a nerd before he became Spider-Man, but he was a smart nerd.” - Stan Lee on Peter Parker
girthyencounters:You awoke from an afternoon nap and emerged from the tent to find an empty camp. Your girlfriend and the others must have gone for a hike. You walked up the trail toward to river and heard some voices. You stopped and looked through the
If you like S&M, go choke a bitch If you wanna just blaze, go smoke a spliff If you got an envelope, go open it If you need to urinate, stop holding it If you’re mad fed up, find a bone to pick And if you wanna get laid, then don’t commit
the truly only bad thing about teaching 6am is waking up 4:30am and sprinting to your car because you think zombie walkers will fucking kill you and in the process spill your mug of tea on yourself as you reach the safety of your car fuck fuCK FUCK FUCK
Thank….You?
tayswifttrade: We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls, “You can have ambition But not too much. You should aim to be successful but not too successful otherwise you will threaten the man.” Because I am female
perriedust: don’t need you // for that person who broke your heart and you know you will just fine without them boy - little mix // leave (get out) - jojo // better in time - leona lewis // love shoulda brought you home - toni braxton // like a
realdwntomars: Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a
asheathes: “Feminism is not here to dictate to you. It’s not prescriptive, it’s not dogmatic. All we are here to do is give you a choice. If you want to run for President, you can. If you don’t, that’s wonderful, too. […] I’m lucky
falloutboise: IF WE ARE CONSIDERED FRIENDS ILL EITHER TEXT YOU 24/7 AND BE AN ANNOYING CLINGY LITTLE BITCH OR I’LL NEVER TALK TO YOU EVER BECAUSE I THINK I’M ANNOYING YOU AND THIS IS WHY I AM A SHIT FRIEND
juggernaat: The problem with a history of depression and anxiety is that you can never know if you’re “just having one of those weeks” or if you’re sliding back down into those places you swore you’d never go again.
Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool. She'll scream and fight you, but secretly, she'll love it. Hold her hand while you talk. Hold her hand when you drive. Just hold her hand. Tell her she looks pretty. Look her in the eyes when
thefarfire: jr-abraxas: ktnissevurdeen: buttalecki: what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking
friendlysquid:me: *gets upset at you* me: *tells you I’m mad in the most passive aggressive way possible* me: *apologizes for getting upset before you even have a chance to respond* me: *invalidates my own emotions* me: *gets upset at you for not caring
nakedly:being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short
keatonpickles:honchcrow:Reasons why im a bad friend:• i get too attached• i will complain about all my problems to you• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont
alternative-band-girl: Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?
suckmyasshemmings:do you ever completely zone out and start fantasizing about cute little scenarios involving you and your fave that have absolutely no chance of happening and then you snap out of it and realize how much of a giant fucking loser you are
tonyballer: it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
deansmuffin: I love everything you do.When you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do.I wanna ride my bike with you.Fully undressed, no training wheels left for you.I’ll pull them off for you
marinashutup: it’s weird to think that everyone views you differently like one person might think you put the stars in the sky and another person could think you crawled out of the pits of hell and are here to drag them down with you
diedhigh: “Because I’ve realized that no matter where you are or what you’re doing, or who you’re with, I will always honestly, truly, completely love you.” - (love, rosie)
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