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the-dude-in-the-tardis: When you’re not in the fandom but you still get the reference
kateoplis: “If you don’t drink warm blood and eat fresh meat, you are doomed to die on the tundra.” “If there were no reindeer we would not exist.” “As our ancestors live, so will we live; as our ancestors died, so will we die.” “Better
bury-the-pr0m-queen: you’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore and the legend of the sax is way hardcore
the-gingerdancer: sextronautt: how can lawyers argue without crying or swearing if i went into a courtroom i’d be all now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
REBLOG if you think Tumblr needs to improve its message/fanmail system, with an Outbox, so you can keep track of what's been said in a conversation.
gaywhitesweater2: gaywhitesweater: do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”
cheese3d: DO YOU EVER JUST WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING SO MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL WITH AMAZING DETAILS AND FANTASTIC COLORING but then you remember u shit at art
little-miss-disney: When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.
adultnapped: isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
marcoslefthalf: you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
schmacob: a-queen-named-kingsley: minewouldbeyou5712: backpacksandlemonade: Wifey material. Watch The Bullying Experiment video here. I almost cried when I saw this part. This is what you do. You don’t continue on your way because it doesn’t
Reblog if you are always willing to help a follower in need. No matter who it is. Anyone can just message you.
noctos: to any of my followers that find me intimidating: I’m more scared of you than you are of me.
Reblog this if you want a short/long anonymous message saying what they think of you.
“Merry Christmas Havoc, I hope you like these.” The model said as she tilted her head a bit and handed him two guns with his name engraved on them. “You are the best, baby!” Jean squealed.
luciferssugardaddy: when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
greaseonmymouth: you don’t know betrayal until you’ve had the wire in your favourite bra come out to stab your heart
hinkelvinkel: when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work but it’s not
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even get an anon's hate.
theexoticvet: I try to make all of my posts non-judemental, objective, and based in scientific fact. This post is not going to be one of those. If you do not have a degree in veterinary medicine, you are not a vet. To make it easier here is a list of
Name three fictional characters you think of when you think of me.
dithe-r: I can’t stop laughing at how terrifying is this. Yandere shota Armin will haunt you down no matter where you hide.. Those eyes were too perfect for this, like he’s actually going to murder him. But maybe I should have used his creepy smile
roolph: pikachewbites: I’m sorry for making you wait so long Art trade with Roolph! I hope you like it!! <3 ARGHHFNJDSKFA THIS MIGHT JUST BE MY FAV THING YOUVE EVER DRAWN!!!!!!!! OH MY GODDDD! -SCREAMS-
Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.
Have you ever read something that killed you inside?
turnipjelly: evenhellcanbehomey: the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place. write a book You could call it The Golden Compass
clannyphantom: when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
michaelises: Or if you prefer the English dub, Shiro: And what’s worse, they’re twins, so that makes this totally insectuous! Tamaki: I think the word you’re looking for is incestuous.
Anon or not, pretend you are my character's parent(s), and tell them what you think about their life choices.
somefancyname: THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD. HOT SHOWERS. THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY. TIGHT HUGS. CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY. FOREHEAD KISSES. WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP.
raise your hand if you've got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one
snooshie: selenophobic: Holy shit OMG YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN AND YOU TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL TO CHILDREN.
merimardona: ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin: theprettiestman: Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage
clitreaper: when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back
Reblog this if I can vent to you? Like completely skip all the awkwardness and just start talking to you.
thechosenbum: Never underestimate what your presence means to others. You can never really see how important you are to them.
thetorontokid: robin-scherbatsky: shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
ourdisneymemories: tinnink: I love you, Disney. But srsly. omg thank you I’m not the only one
mollaythesassay: You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore
miizunos-blog-blog-deactivated2: But Ed was being nice. That’s just how much he cares. But you already know that, don’t you?
dirkinaround: thetorontokid: robin-scherbatsky: shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
consultingdarklordofall: toodeepforyou: tits-mcgeeeee: rayladelasoul: I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide. Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing. then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star
scythesenju: fma meme: favorite friendships↳ mustang and his team (3/3) “you five men will be transferring to central with me. i won’t hear any objections! you’re coming with me!” “colonel, i’m in a fix. i recently got a new
REBLOG IF YOU FEEL YOU DONT RP WELL
spn-fandom-breathing-heavily: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” not even risking that shit
temmese: Colonel! Where are you sir?
coelicola-hybrida-turbatio: “For my perspective, you look like a good friend to the Colonel.” Jean tilted his head slightly. “I am. And you are?”
senpaimarco: don’t ever feel bad for asking me to tag a trigger i do not care what the trigger is i will tag it for you you have legitimate reasons to be triggered by it and i am not one to question those reasons so just send me an ask anonymous if
alkahestic: davidbowiesenpai: What if you were really excited to hear your online friend’s voice for the first time and you finally pick up the phone and it turns out they’re voiced by Vic Mignogna
nemesismess: When you, on occasion, hear a song and realize it’s a song you’ve been trying to find for months or years
metalandsin: { Could you please reblog this if you are an active FMA or FMAB roleplayer? }
aajentamuu: you are my ʙ ᴇ s ᴛ ғ ʀ ɪ ᴇ ɴ ᴅ i want to s ᴜ ᴘ ᴘ ᴏ ʀ ᴛ you we can ᴏ ᴠ ᴇ ʀ ᴄ
ironicdavestrider: It’s sleepover Friday send me asks: anons TMI’s tell me about your crush/tumblr crush sexuality/gender shit confessions reverse TMI’s tell me why you followed me assumptions tell me something you like/dislike about
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
