you are lucky
NSFW Tumblr
find you are lucky on porn pin board
you are lucky clips
mysharona1987:honeyed-heart:mysharona1987:the headline alone makes me feel like blood is going to squirt out of my ears Also bad as this is, it’s even worse when you realize rich people from New York fleeing to their holiday homes when covid hit
I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to me. I am not mean. Nor stuck up. The best part of Tumblr is meeting people who are just as crazy obsessed with things as you are. So come and say hi.
justmovinguncomfortablyslow: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing accurate
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station
loki-cat: hurpthederp: thenarator: joshunf: this guy would survive in movies girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you. are we going
kankristhrobbingprivilege: yes yES YES ARE YOU F U C K I N G K I D D I N G M E
radioinactivity: We are all here for a reason on a particular pathYou don’t need a curriculum to know that you are part of the math
arminns: tanakas: shingeki no kyojin op - kidz bop kids you are the bullies and we are the good kids
spooky-thera replied to your post “spooky-thera replied to your post “Wtf? Who is this?” “Heye ist…” "Where are you? Why can’t Ed get you?” “Wenom Xmas plac. De werkin.
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
storysurfer: Hey everybody, I’m working on a small project concerning the four Hogwarts houses, and I’d appreciate your help,if you’re willing. Here’s how: Please reblog this only if you are a Hufflepuff only reblog once, or you’ll throw
thekatediary: you should NEVER BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR LAUGH like of all the things that you should not be embarrassed about that is maybe the biggest. that is your happy making sound. i hope it sounds like a crazy donkey. you are beautiful.
badwolfmolly: feministpixie: If you are a straight dude and you hit on a girl who says “sorry, I’m a lesbian” or “I have a girlfriend” and your immediate response is “can I watch?” I hope birds peck out your eyes so you can never watch
sexyhal9000: “do you have a girlfriend?” “no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate you, but you just laughed and proceeded to give a 90-minute long speech with the bullet lodged in your lung, where it remained for the rest of your life? Or when you tore up your
witch0fmind: spectaculacularmoose: asylum-countess: danrdarrenc: dimpuch: “That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?” I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP PL S NO DEAR GOD!!! O_o
acreamearedsweeper: If someone ever tells you to change your clothes because they are too revealing Take them off Take off your skin Grow over 50 meters tall Kick a wall in Become a grim reminder to humanity
That person who followed you since you were a newbie and up to now, s/he's still following you.
wwinrys: 30 Days of Fullmetal Alchemist Day Four - Favorite Female Character Winry Rockbell “You two won’t cry. Someone else should do it for you, don’t you think?” My love for Winry Rockbell is boundless and I will defend her all the way into
ghost-anus: If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
nerds-are-cool: prettyboysintheimpala: caramasons: when all you want is for your favorite character to be happy but all they get to be is dead or worse expelled
edwards-fullmetal-heart: m7angela: Oh Ed, you stupid, lovely dork~ Anyway, I’ve been working on it alllll dayyy, i feel like my eyes and head are gonna explode mb will shade it a lil bit later, cause it looks kinda chaotic right now too cute!
isleptwithjustinbieber: Rules: first, reblog this deadline december 12th I will message you with the url of the person you are being the secret santa for you will anonymously message that person everyday (at least once) starting the 15th message them
pixieontherox: Please don’t be angry with people for not understanding something. Explain to them. Educate them. Inform them. Do not yell and call them names. Because they will still not comprehend. Except now, they are hurt. And you are the asshole.
ibeggedformercytwice: troyesivan: ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY I will always try and reblog this.
mishisaurus: WHY IS EQUALITY SO FUCKING HARD TO GRASP LIKE I AM A PERSON YOU ARE A PERSON WE ARE EQUAL THAT IS NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
cleromancy: CATS FORGETTING TO PUT THEIR TONGUES AWAY MAKES ME SO FUCKIN HAPPY. YOUR TONGUE IS NOT IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ITS JUST HANGIN THERE, NOT BEING IN YOURM OUTH. YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT. YOU ARE A CAT
katheranus: “just talk to people!!!11!!!!1!!1!1!11!!!! it’s easy!!! why are you so shy???? making friends is so easy!!1!!!!!11!!!!!”
findingmyrecovery: Wanted to share this helpful tool with anyone who needs it. A lot of people have a hard time putting their feelings into words and identifying what emotions they are feeling. This is called a feeling wheel. It can help you get to the
please reblog if you are a role player and are still active on tumblr
Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously tell you one thing they secretly like (or dislike) about you.
bearded-glory: christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just
bitterassfandom: what i don’t understand is how the lord of the rings movies were finished in 2003 and legolas looked like this and then the hobbit is made in 2013 and somehow he looks younger???? like what the fuck kind of magic are you using orlando
poryqon: if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
thefullmetaledwardelric replied to your post “Š•” //OMG Liz you are too adorable! And yes, the Major and his Lieutenant are perfect and cute and just… *squishes them both* Heh. Thanks.
iamqueenregina: PSA TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU SEND ME A MEME, YOU ARE FREE TO REPLY TO IT, REBLOG IT, START A NEW THREAD ETC… IT’S TOTALLY OKAY.
Who are three tumblr users that you associate me with?
((Do you ever get the feeling that some of your rp partners don't actually like you and that you are just pestering them?))
swan2swan: #bolin you are a man wise beyond your years #you sense-speaking man you I just want to make it clear: every time I see people talk about how Bolin was just comic relief (and they’re EVERYWHERE, even among fans I respect!), I want to
juli-the-human: shubbabang: you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was one time i also pissed off my entire family
theconsultingharlequin: exrlgrey: miseryxcloud: exrlgrey: Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur I kno what the heck Welcome to Canada.
avaliantqueen: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: xcyclopswasrightx: You are who you choose to be. Don’t let other people’s perception create your reality. WE. DON’T. FUCKING. TALK. ABOUT. THIS. FUCKING. MOVIE. FUCK YOU WHOEVER MADE THIS GIFT.
insertfandomreference: after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully
socklessfuck: When someone pisses you off and then later talks to you like nothing happened And then they try to be ‘funny’ and ‘silly’ when you’re still pissed off about it
clintbarttons: the followers who stick with you all through the horrible liveblogging are the important ones
unknownbearing: ithinkitsallama: hi human you are friend i like you smile smile human smile i love you Swiggity swag the friendship stag
drinkyourfuckingmilk: They say you’re not a true solider of the Survey Corps until you krump with your Commander. If you haven’t seen this scene from Community, I highly recommend it.
pixiesandpaisley: Where do you think you’re going young man
frry: a1man57: meekasa: Do you just ever love a person so much But not in a sexual/romantic way You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate You don’t want to make out with them
Send me a confession that you've always wanted to say to me on Anon. Don't worry about giving me hints or telling me who you are. Just tell me something you've always wanted to say to me but haven't had the courage to say.
ihavepinkknees: trinity-vayne: annaakana: d0rk: descepter: Sir, do you know why we pulled you over? the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
lunaobliviate7: buttmanreturns: tacticalfury: #you know you’re screwed when a missile is aimed toward you and it literally has your name on it irony man irony man
oknope: people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life
queenamestris: yuichirouh-moved-blog-deactivat: Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe
nikktheconqueerer: bennyslegs: this raccoon is my hero. this raccoon doesn’t give a fuck. before that last roll, it’s like “you think i’m going left? fuck you. you don’t know shit about me” and goes right, i love this raccoon. this raccoon
Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously ask you one thing they want to know about you.
